"And you're right," Turles mused. "The King Realm is roughly equivalent to the Golden Immortal level."
Then, something occurred to him. "Wait a second, System. What did you mean by 'naturally formed' and 'Spirit of the Great Dao' earlier?"
"Oh, that?" the System replied. "We Systems are special existences formed under the operation of the laws of the Great Dao. But ever since Systems were exposed to the myriad worlds, some 'genius' came up with a way to manufacture them—using them to 'farm' hosts and harvest their providence. You get the idea."
Turles' lip twitched. "Good grief... so that actually happens."
"Alright, now that things are settled, I'm taking my little brothers out for some 'jungling'..."
With that, the System vanished, taking its subordinates with it.
The Dimensional Chat Group seemed to breathe a collective sigh of relief. [Uh, Boss... do you want the position of Group Leader?]
Turles shook his head. "Not yet. Let me see what kind of person this leader is before I decide. After all, they're just the leader on the surface. By the way, what functions do you have?"
[Well, my level is currently low. I can only support chatting, sending Red Envelopes, and allowing members to travel between worlds...]
"Travel between worlds?"
Turles' eyes lit up. If that were the case, couldn't he go mess around in other universes?
At that moment, the chat group was buzzing, and the leader was tagging him.
Xihe: "@Saiyan Who Loves Planting Trees! @Saiyan Who Loves Planting Trees!"
A vein popped on Turles' forehead. "System sis, what kind of name is that? 'Saiyan Who Loves Planting Trees'?"
[Well, doesn't Turles go around the universe planting trees?] the Dimensional Chat Group replied timidly.
"Ahem, that was the Turles from other timelines, not me! Besides, there isn't another Turles left in the other timelines anyway."
He smirked. "But I can use this to play with the leader. Let's see what she's made of. With a name like that, she's probably a girl, right?"
[Correct. She's also a transmigrator...]
A look of realization flashed in Turles' eyes.
Saiyan Who Loves Planting Trees: "Hmm? Interesting. A chat group? What is this thing?"
Xihe: "That's right, this is the Dimensional Chat Group. We are all people from different worlds."
Huang Rong: "She's right. Big Sister Xihe is a good person. She even knows our futures..."
Lin Fengjiao: "Indeed! If not for the Group Leader's warning, Master Ren would have already escaped as a zombie."
Zhang Zhiwei: "Friend Lin, the zombies of your world truly pique my curiosity. I wonder how they differ from the ones in my world?"
Di Leina: "By the way, am I really going to be captured by those 'Taotie' things? And used by Morgana to blow up Queen Keisha??"
Huang Rong: "Big Sister Xihe's words have been very reliable so far."
Xihe: "Exactly. But now that you know the future, you can find ways to avoid it, right?"
Zhang Zhiwei: "Hahaha, that's the spirit. It's just a pity that the grandson of that 'Big-Eared Thief' refuses to follow the path I set for him. All my effort wasted."
Watching the chat logs, Turles chuckled. "Interesting. She's a 'self-exposing' type. Seems this little girl is quite honest."
Turles: "Interesting, very interesting. So... 'Palace Jade Liquid Wine'?"
Xihe: "??? 'One hundred and eighty a cup'?"
Turles: "'Odd stays, even changes'?"
Xihe: "'Symbols depend on the quadrant'?"
Turles: "Tsk, tsk. You really are a transmigrator. And a self-exposing one at that. How fascinating."
Xihe: "You're a transmigrator too?! That name... and the name you used when you joined... did you transmigrate into the Dragon Ball world?? What part of the timeline are you in?"
Turles: "Yo, so you've watched Dragon Ball. Must be a 90s kid? Where are you from? As for me, the Tournament of Power just ended!"
Xihe: "I'm from the Sichuan-Chongqing area. The Tournament of Power?? Well, since you're a transmigrator, the future must have changed. Was it a soul transmigration??"
Turles: "Nope. Womb transmigration."
Xihe: "You're incredibly cautious, aren't you? You even pretended not to know what this was. Why expose yourself so suddenly?"
Turles: "I was just checking the chat logs. I needed to confirm what kind of person you were first. After all, you should know how 'varied' transmigrators can be."
Xihe felt a wave of helplessness. She was just an ordinary transmigrator. Even though she was born into a wealthy family in this life, her world was terrifyingly dangerous. Giant exotic beasts roamed the land, and demons and ghosts ran rampant.
She was just an ordinary person. Was she supposed to play the role of a mysterious scammer in the group forever? What if she got exposed later? She didn't believe everyone was a fool. It was better to be direct and help each other out. After all, all she had was a "little bit" of plot knowledge.
Xihe: "You... you really are careful..."
Turles: "What kind of world did you end up in?"
Xihe: "Exotic beasts everywhere, all sorts of demons and monsters. In short, it's very dangerous."
Turles: "Tsk, tsk. How tragic. Let me look for something... Ah, found it!"
[Turles sent a global Red Envelope. Everyone, go grab it!]
[Lin Fengjiao snatched a Red Envelope!][Huang Rong snatched a Red Envelope!][Zhang Zhiwei snatched a Red Envelope!][Di Leina snatched a Red Envelope!][Xihe snatched a Red Envelope!]
Huang Rong: "Eh? What is this fruit??"
Turles: "Yo, Huang Rong has some decent luck. There were only two Fruits of the Tree of Might, and you grabbed one. Eat it. Once you do, you should be invincible in your world. Think of it as a top-tier spiritual treasure!"
Xihe: "He's right. This fruit is definitely good stuff. Sister Huang Rong, hurry and eat it."
Xihe looked at the Fruit of the Tree of Might in her hand and took a big bite. This chat group didn't have "points" or "enlightenment" features. Strength? You had to train for that yourself.
Lin Fengjiao: "Hmm? What is this bean?"
Turles: "That's a Senzu Bean. As long as you aren't dead, no matter how heavy the injury, you can recover instantly."
Lin Fengjiao: "This... thank you, my friend."
Zhang Zhiwei didn't hesitate to tuck his Senzu Bean away carefully. This was a life-saving miracle medicine.
Zhang Zhiwei: "This old Taoist offers his thanks as well."
Di Leina: "What's this capsule thing?"
Turles: "That's a Hoi-Poi Capsule. Doesn't your universe have the Dragon Ball anime? Just click the button on the capsule and throw it."
Di Leina: "Dragon Ball?? I'll look into it. So I just press this button, right? Holy crap! How did it turn into a car? What kind of black technology is this??"
Turles: "I've got things to do. I'm heading out for now."
...
"What's wrong, little Bulla? Why do you look so unhappy?"
Bulla bit her lip and looked up. "Daddy... is Buu really not coming back?"
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