"Fuck my life," Clint said as he bled out behind the registry of a seven-eleven.
Some schmuck had tried to rob the registry, and he gladly complied, yet the snake still had the gall to shoot him in the stomach, with a shotgun no less. He ran out, stealing the money, and hopped in his whip.
"He could have at least shot me after summer break." Clint smiled weakly.
'I'll miss you, Mom and Dad.'
Tears started flowing down Clint's cheeks as his vision slowly darkened, but instead of waking up in the afterlife, he was greeted with a red naginata with gold ends and a red cloth, stabbed through a board that was terrifyingly close to him.
"Is this some kid of joke? Who brings a cursed spirit to jujustu tech?" A dark green-haired girl with glasses said, staring, her brow knit into a tight, skeptical furrow.
"Huh?! What the hell." Clint blurted out, his eyes widening in surprise.
'Am I tripping, or is that not Maki?'
He glanced around the room to see three more individuals that further his confusion. To the right of him was Toge, who was crouched down, pulling on his bluish turtle-neck sweater. To the left was Panda, who had his right arm pulled back and his left arm aimed at him with light blue color knuckle bracers that were decorated with small panda heads in the center of each pair.
And to the left, leaning on the wall casually with a smirk, was Satoru Gojo.
"Why did you say, huh? Did you not know you were cursed?" Maki asked, raising her eyebrows skeptically.
"Well, if you glanced to your left, you would see a big spear that's very close to my head. I think that would that would warrent that reaction." He said dryly.
'I've been Isekai into Jujustu Kaisen, yes, baby! Now I can live again, but based on this situation, I'm guessing I'm Yuta, and during the movie as well, which is neat. It would have been horrendous if I were a weakling, but I also got prep time now, just like Yuta camped in the bush for Kenjaku.'
"Ho? I didn't know you had a smart mouth on you, Yuta," Gojo chuckled lightly. "But I forgot to tell you something important, here at Tokyo Jujustu High, we exorcise things called curses, which are the result of negative energy that flows out of people, but it can also result in evil curse users, and I'd recommend you guys step away."
Two massive white arms suddenly came through the board, one grabbed the naginta, forcing Maki to let go as her, Toge, and Panda quickly jumped back, getting into their fighting stances.
"Donnnn't bullly my Yuta!" Rika shrieked, the words overlapping and echoing as if it were multiple voices.
"Rika, stop!" Clint yelled.
She ignored his command and pushed the group back too fast for them to react, sending them crashing through the desks and chairs before dematerializing. They got up, grunting in pain, and stared daggers at Clint but didn't attack, not wanting to get smacked again.
Clint shrugged his shoulders; it wasn't his fault after all.
"Haha, it seems you beat me to it, but if you attack Yuta, his curse Rika Chan will activate and protect him with the power of love, or maybe not, but everyone, be careful around him." Gojo laughed, striking a pose next to Yuta like he was presenting a prized possession.
"Should have told us that sooner," Maki muttered.
"Don't you think it's time for some introductions, Yuta?" Gojo asked, glancing at Clint.
Clint nodded as Gojo began list there names and quirks. After that was done, he paired them up. Toge with Panda and Yuta with Maki, who didn't seem all too pleased about that.
"You're gross," Maki said, looking disdainfully at Clint. "You act like a good person, but it's fake, and I bet you've been passive your whole life without any goals. Jujustu High is not meant for someone like you; you'll die."
Clint chuckled inside, knowing Maki was just putting up a front.
"Well, I have a lot of goals in life that would take too long to list, but if I could only pick one, it would be to live a fulfilling life. We all die one day, so why not have fun and do our absolute best before our time comes?"
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A/N: Short chapter, but this idea just popped in my head, and I had to write it before someone else does lol.