The barrier was finally breaking apart.
Smoke drifted through the forest.
Everyone was still recovering from the absolute nonsense that had just happened.
And unfortunately—
Takeru had started thinking again.
Which was dangerous.
He suddenly clapped his hands together.
"Alright!"
Yuji immediately looked nervous.
"…Why do I feel fear."
Takeru pointed dramatically at Younger Gojo, Tiny Takeru, Tiny Yuji, and Older Gojo.
"So Brojo, Tiny Takeru, Tiny Yuji, and Brojo 2.0—"
Older Gojo immediately pointed.
"I'M STILL NOT VERSION ONE."
"QUIET BROJO PRIME."
"…That is somehow worse."
Tiny Yuji raised his hand.
"…What's happening?"
Takeru nodded seriously.
"You need to know your brothers."
The room—well, forest—went silent.
Megumi already looked exhausted.
"…I don't like where this is going."
Takeru began pacing dramatically like a conspiracy theorist explaining forbidden knowledge.
"We have Choso."
"Me."
"Yuji."
"The Todos even though they aren't related."
Both Todos immediately flexed proudly.
"BROTHERHOOD TRANSCENDS BLOOD!"
"TRUE!" the younger Todo shouted.
Takeru continued without missing a beat.
"There will be an Eso and Kechizu eventually."
Tiny Takeru blinked.
"…There are more?"
"Oh there's MORE."
Yuji covered his face.
"…Oh no."
Takeru pointed upward dramatically.
"Wasuke Itadori is our grandpa."
Tiny Yuji nodded proudly.
"…Grandpa is awesome."
"FACTS."
Then Takeru continued.
"Kenjaku is our half-dad."
Everyone visibly recoiled.
"And Jin Itadori is our half-dad."
Tiny Yuji slowly raised a hand.
"…Can we pick one."
"No."
Takeru continued even faster now.
"And Kaori Itadori is our half-mom."
Tiny Takeru nodded slowly.
"…This family is confusing."
"You're learning."
Then Takeru pointed toward Megumi, Maki, and Mai.
"I THINK Megumi and Maki and Mai might be our brother and sisters."
Immediate silence.
"…WHAT?" Mai shouted.
Megumi blinked repeatedly.
"…No."
Maki looked genuinely disturbed.
"…Absolutely not."
Takeru shrugged casually.
"We don't know yet."
A pause.
"We stopped our research early in Malaysia in our timeline."
Younger Hakari stared.
"…WHY WERE YOU DOING FAMILY RESEARCH IN MALAYSIA."
"Vacation arc."
"That does not answer the question."
Then Takeru pointed dramatically at Sukuna.
"And Sukuna is our Uncle."
Sukuna leaned against a tree.
Then smirked slightly.
"…Correct."
Tiny Yuji looked shocked.
"…WE HAVE AN UNCLE?"
Tiny Takeru pointed dramatically.
"…UNC!"
Sukuna immediately frowned.
"…Do not start calling me that too."
"Too late, Unc," Yuji said instantly.
Sukuna looked moments away from murder.
Then Takeru pointed toward Hakari.
"And Hakari feels like a brother but is not yet confirmed."
Hakari placed a hand over his chest dramatically.
"…That's beautiful."
Kirara sighed.
"…You're encouraging him."
Tiny Yuji was trying to mentally process the information now.
"…So our family is…"
Tiny Takeru finished the sentence.
"…A disaster."
"Correct!" Takeru said proudly.
Even Younger Gojo looked stunned.
"…Your bloodline is terrifying."
Older Gojo nodded immediately.
"…And somehow still emotionally healthy compared to the Zenin clan."
Maki instantly pointed.
"THAT BAR IS UNDERGROUND."
Meanwhile—
Megumi was still stuck on one sentence.
"…Why did he say I might be related to him."
Mai looked horrified.
"…Please let that be wrong."
Yuji leaned toward them quietly.
"…Trust me. You stop questioning it eventually."
And somewhere nearby—
Tiny Yuji looked up at Tiny Takeru.
"…Do we have a normal family?"
Tiny Takeru thought for a moment.
Then:
"…No."
"…Cool."