["How rude."]
[Faced with Loki's provocation, Loki frowned.]
["Are you sure you are Loki?"]
[Female Loki sneered mockingly: "You are standing in my way."]
[Loki did not back down and shouted: "You are exactly the one I want to stop."]
[A disagreement broke out, and the two Lokis immediately began fighting, while the shadows of blades and swords echoed through the corridor.]
["Originally, I thought we could cooperate, but now I think you lack foresight."]
["Shut up!"]
[The two Lokis argued and fought at the doors of the golden elevator. Neither could gain the upper hand for a while.]
["Hey!"]
[Just as the two of them were clashing, the black judge suddenly rushed over with two time guards.]
[Loki stared blankly for a moment, and female Loki seized the opportunity to restrain him and place a knife against Loki's neck.]
[Female Loki shouted at the black judge:]
["If you dare come closer, I will kill him."]
["Please do."]
[The black judge sneered mockingly, raised the weapon with yellow rays, and rushed forward.]
[Loki's gaze flashed, and he snatched the time controller from female Loki's hands, then opened a golden portal and teleported both himself and female Loki.]
Seeing this chaotic scene, not to mention people like Fury who did not understand the previous plot at all, even Peter Parker and the others were confused.
[Peter Parker: Huh? Why is Mr. Loki fighting that female Loki? Are their goals not the same? They both want to overthrow the Time Variance Authority.]
[Wanda Maximoff: Yes, and that female Loki, why did she threaten the Time Variance Authority with Loki's life? This looks strange.]
[Mordo: You watched the video too seriously, but I clearly remember the previous plot.]
[Mordo: What female Loki wants is to enter the golden elevator and kill the Time-Keepers.]
[Mordo: But what Loki wants is to join forces with this female version of himself and then rule the Time Variance Authority in return.]
[Nick Fury: Although I do not understand very well, what the woman wants is to destroy this organization, while Loki wants to control this organization. Is that right?]
[Mordo: That is right, so the goals of these two people are in conflict.]
[Tony Stark: Haha, Peter. As for why the woman put a knife against Loki's neck, it is definitely because she regarded this guy as the Time Variance Authority's dog!]
[Loki Odinson: Mortal, watch your words. I am a god.]
[Wanda Maximoff: But looking at it until now, even I think those Time-Keepers may have been invented.]
[Wanda Maximoff: If these guys are so powerful that they can casually integrate the multiverse, why do they still need these time guards to protect them so desperately? Is that not like a group of ants protecting a dragon?]
[Natasha Romanoff: Not necessarily. As far as I know, many powerful people simply enjoy watching. They direct the ants under their hands to run around and use them for entertainment.]
[Nick Fury: Natasha Romanoff, I hope you are referring to past experience and not the present.]
[Natasha Romanoff: Director, you worry too much.]
[The image continues.]
[The two Lokis fell into an unknown place and soon began fighting over the time controller again.]
[Female Loki grabbed the controller first, but discovered that its energy was exhausted.]
[Then Loki used his best illusion technique to snatch the portal controller back again.]
[Female Loki angrily said:]
["Give it back to me. You do not even know how to charge it."]
[Loki replied with a proud expression: "Of course I know. You are not the only tech fanatic, Loki."]
[As soon as she heard this, the expression on female Loki's face immediately changed.]
["Never call me by that name again."]
["Tech freak?" Loki asked, tilting his head.]
["Loki!" Female Loki looked as though she was about to go mad.]
[Faced with female Loki's charge, Loki stretched out his hand and transformed the time controller in his hand.]
[Thor: Ah, I remember. Loki, you used this trick to hide the Ancient Casket of Winters, and then used it to freeze Heimdall, right?]
[Loki Odinson: Hmph, I attacked an Asgardian from Asgard and wanted to destroy a planet. As Thor, are you not angry at all?]
[Thor: Well, you are still my brother. Even if you make a huge mess, I still have to clean it up for you.]
[Thor: There is no other way. Is that not what a brother is? Hahaha.]
[Loki Odinson: ...]
[The image continues.]
[Just as the two Lokis began fighting again, a small meteor suddenly fell from the sky and struck between them.]
[The two of them came out to look, only to discover that the portal had brought them to a purple planet, while meteor showers of various sizes continued falling from the sky!]
[It turned out that this was one of female Loki's apocalypse bases.]
[In the future year 2077, this satellite colony was about to collide with another planet and then be completely destroyed.]
["Idiot, you are going to get us both killed."]
[Female Loki madly dodged the meteors falling from the sky while cursing:]
["Of all the apocalypses stored in my time controller, this is the worst one."]
[Suddenly, female Loki stretched out her hand and pulled Loki to help him avoid a meteor falling from the sky.]
[Hiding beneath an enormous truck, Loki asked while panting:]
["I thought you wanted me dead."]
[Female Loki resentfully said: "I do not know where you hid the time controller. If you die, then I also have to die."]
Seeing this, Tony touched his chin in the live broadcast room and smiled playfully:
"Aha, this is what I call a 'perfect enhanced version of the suspension bridge effect.'"
"Faced with this kind of desperate situation where they may die anytime and anywhere, while this man and woman must also rely on each other. Under circumstances like these, their feelings will definitely heat up rapidly, and in the end, they will end up together!"
Seeing everyone in the live broadcast room looking at him, Tony raised his head and proudly said:
"Believe me, my achievements in conquering women are only slightly weaker than my achievements in science."
[The image continues.]
[The two Lokis finally rushed into a relatively sturdy building.]
[As soon as she caught her breath, female Loki slowly leaned closer, placed her hand on Loki's neck, and assumed a somewhat seductive posture.]
["What are you doing?"]
[Just as he spoke, Loki suddenly came to his senses.]
["You want to use your magic to possess me?"]
["It is useless."]
["Why? Because you are a mage?" female Loki shouted irritably.]
[Loki pushed her hand away: "No. Because my mind is too powerful."]
["Fine!"]
[Seeing that possession magic was useless, female Loki drew a knife and looked as though she was about to fight again.]
[Seeing this, Loki sighed in distress.]
["No, do we have to keep fighting all the time?"]
[Looking at the female version of himself, Loki said:]
["Let us put it this way. If you do not repair that time controller, neither of us will be able to leave this place."]
["Where did you hide it?" female Loki shouted.]
["In my heart!" After being interrupted repeatedly, Loki looked as though he had also become angry.]
[Female Loki raised the knife and pointed it at Loki, sternly saying:]
["Fine, then I will dig it out!"]
[Thor: Brother, this woman is truly too fierce. It seems you need to beat her properly, otherwise you will not be able to subdue her.]
[Mordo: Are you joking, Thor? You are actually beginning to guide someone else's love life.]
[Thor: Hahaha, what is that? I have lived for 1,500 years. In the Nine Realms, no matter how strong a female warrior is, in the end she can only fall beneath my Mjolnir!]
[Loki Odinson: Oh, incredible, but where is your hammer?]
[Thor: Uh, brother, you are too much. I am worrying about you.]
[Tony Stark: Why would conquering women require such violence? In my opinion, these two are now trapped in a desperate situation and share the same goal of "repairing the time controller," so they must cooperate to survive.]
[Stephen Strange: Therefore, in this case, will the opposite sexes naturally come together?]
[Tony Stark: Bingo! That is exactly what I mean.]
[Loki Odinson: Nonsense. How could I fall in love with a female version of myself? Besides, this woman is so violent. She is like a female version of Thor!]
[Loki Odinson: Watch. I will definitely repair the time controller, then leave and abandon this woman here to die. Hahaha!]
[Tony Stark: If you do not believe me, then let us just wait and see. Heh.]
[The image continues.]
[The two Lokis traveled through the wilderness, preparing to go to a nearby city to find electricity and charge the time controller.]
[During the journey, female Loki gave her alias, Sylvie.]
[Sylvie accused Loki of working for the Time Variance Authority.]
[And Loki questioned Sylvie's behavior of killing the Time-Keepers.]
[Thinking that she was doing it only to create a pure power vacuum, he would never do something so foolish.]
[Nick Fury: Eh, so what the real Loki wants is to replace the Time-Keepers and become the dragon after killing the dragon?]
[Loki Odinson: Man, I am not a dragon. I am a god.]
[Loki Odinson: As for that woman, she truly is very foolish. I saw no long-term plans or vision in her behavior. There was only short-sighted revenge.]
[Nick Fury: Haha, the irony is that the man saying this is someone who would destroy a planet to prove himself before his father.]
[Loki Odinson: ...]
[The image continues.]
[The two Lokis came to the door of a house. Loki quietly said to Sylvie:]
["Brute force cannot replace strategy and tricks."]
[Sylvie nodded, then, while holding a long knife, directly and brutally kicked the door.]
[As a result, she was struck by a shockwave and sent flying far away.]
[It turned out that a middle-aged woman was sitting inside the room with a high-tech weapon in her hand, aimed directly at the door.]
[Loki watched, shook his head, and chuckled softly, then secretly looked at the photographs in the room and transformed into the middle-aged woman's husband, attempting to deceive her.]
[As a result, he was also blasted away.]
[The middle-aged woman shouted: "That dead man never said anything nice to me in the last 30 years!"]
[Loki could be seen lying on the ground in embarrassment and returning to his original form. Sylvie also laughed loudly.]
[Tony Stark: Uh, well done. This is called, "She laughed! She has me in her heart!"]
[Tony Stark: It seems it will not be long before we see a new Loki couple. ^_^]
[Loki Odinson: Silence, shameless mortals. Gods are not something you may mock.]
[From the middle-aged woman, they learned that there was an Ark spaceship nearby. The two Lokis once again crossed a great distance, wanting to board the spaceship and escape from the planet.]
[Finally, Loki led Sylvie aboard the high-speed train leading to the spaceship by transforming into a guard.]
[On the train, the two Lokis could finally relax and talk easily.]
[Loki told Sylvie that his mother had taught him magic, and also told her that he was actually an adopted son.]
[Sylvie openly said: I knew that I was adopted.]
[Loki was shocked when he heard this: "They told you the truth?"]
["Yes? Did they not tell you?" Sylvie curiously asked.]
Seeing this, Loki secretly gritted his teeth.
Sometimes he would wonder whether, if Odin had honestly told him about his life experience from the very beginning, he would have grown up like this now.
[The two Lokis continued talking.]
[Speaking of magic, Loki simply raised his hand and performed a small illusion spell before Sylvie.]
[Looking at the firework blooming in Loki's hands, Sylvie's expression changed slightly.]
[Then Sylvie asked whether Loki had ever been in love with someone.]
["You are a prince. Perhaps the other person was a princess."]
[The smile on Sylvie's face suddenly became somewhat strange: "Or was it another prince?"]
[Loki's expression was calm, and he casually said: "I think both."]
"!!!"
Seeing this, almost everyone in the live broadcast room was shocked.
Speaking of a prince beside Loki, there seemed to be only one.
"Hey! No way?"
Tony looked at Loki in disbelief and almost shouted in astonishment:
"You truly do not have something going on with that stupid brute, do you?"
"Gulp."
Peter Parker swallowed and unconsciously took a step backward.
Even Natasha Romanoff's eyes widened, her gaze full of astonishment.
She had also joked about Loki and Thor earlier, but it had only been a joke.
Unexpectedly, this guy turned out to be serious.
Loki's face turned red under the strange gazes of everyone around him. He suddenly clenched his fists and began shouting:
"Bastards, I was only answering casually. No! I was confusing that woman."
"You actually believed it. I think your intelligence is not even as good as a frog's!"
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