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Chapter 12 - 12

Chapter 12 actually contains ghosts!

"It is now the year 15,211 in the Southern Region," Yunxi answered subconsciously.

Her father told her about this year yesterday. She was amazed by the long history of the Southern Region, so she made a point of remembering this date.

"Southern Region, where is the Southern Region? I am a divine artifact of the Immortal Realm, and my true form is the Cangwu Wood of the Immortal Realm."

I don't know how I ended up here, young friend, would you be willing to take me with you, and let's go out and explore the world together?

The aged voice was filled with endless感慨 (gǎnkǎi, deep emotion/reflection).

Yunxi: "I..."

Before the word "willing" could even be uttered, another urgent thought rang out.

[Nu'e, don't be fooled by this old man! This spirit sword isn't from the celestial realm at all; it's just a chamber pot the tomb owner randomly found for his son! It was only later, for some reason, that it was forged into a spirit sword.]

Urine, urine plate?

Yunxi stared in shock at the kind-faced old man floating above the spirit wood sword, and involuntarily took a step back.

[It's made from a urine board, but this piece of spirit wood is quite rare. It has extremely strong water absorption, so it won't leak no matter how much urine you urinate. That's why the owner of the tomb chose it.]

Yunxi silently took two steps back, almost bumping into Li Bai, who was equally shocked.

[But the owner of that grave was practically a demigod, so why would he need a diaper like a mortal? Oh, I see! So that's why. His son was a mortal without any spiritual talent or aptitude; no wonder he needed a diaper.]

On the top floor of the cave, the sect leader, who had made solemn vows, and the group of elders were all coughing softly.

They looked around, even picking at the mud on the cave ceiling, but they wouldn't look at each other.

There was no way around it; it was just too embarrassing. They didn't even know how to face the group of disciples standing next to them.

"Let's take a look at the other spirit swords, Grandpa. We have other things to do, so we'll head back now." Yunxi quickly moved away from where the spirit wood sword was.

The old man: "???"

His expression was so blank that even Lan Yue couldn't help but glance at him a few more times.

Upon closer inspection, she noticed a new label next to her when she returned to the gossip system.

[The Old Monster of Cangshan: A ghost cultivator born from the gathering of Yin energy in Cangshan. This ghost is cunning and treacherous, and has already devoured the spirit of the wooden sword and the soul of the previous sword cultivator. It is recommended to stay away. (The safest place is the Forbidden Spirit Land.)]

[Holy crap! Holy crap, holy crap! I was scared to death, there really was a ghost!!! It turns out that this cunning old ghost had already devoured the sword spirit of this spirit sword.]

No wonder he seemed so strange from the start, not like a good person! Thank goodness my daughter didn't come into contact with him, otherwise it would have been extremely dangerous; she might have died prematurely!

At the top of the cave, Yun Chong, who had just been feeling awkward, suddenly turned serious. He pulled off the token from his waist, intending to break the restrictions on the Hidden Sword Pavilion in that instant and capture the old thief.

That old scoundrel, how dare he deceive his daughter! He must have a death wish!

Luckily, he was here watching over things, and Lan Yue was also by his side. If his daughter had come here alone to choose, wouldn't she have been cheated?

Was it easy for him to find his daughter?

[Phew, thankfully Hidden Sword Pavilion is a forbidden area for spirits, so Old Ghost couldn't get any supplies. We're still quite safe, otherwise I would have been scared to death.]

"Young friend, I am a divine sword from the celestial realm. Aren't you tempted? If you obtain me, you will be able to sweep across the Southern Region, and even the entire cultivation world!"

In the distance, Yunxi shook her head repeatedly, her head bobbing like a rattle drum.

But Xiao Lanyue clearly heard that this old guy was actually an old ghost.

She couldn't possibly handle such a treacherous and cunning fellow.

They've withdrawn! They've withdrawn! They've withdrawn!

The old ghost wanted to say a few more words, but suddenly felt a strong attraction from the spirit wood sword, and his ethereal figure quickly disappeared.

In that instant, everyone saw the resentment in his eyes.

The people nearby were overjoyed.

"This old guy doesn't look like a good person at all. Let's hurry and go somewhere else, or he might come out again at any time," Li Bai suggested nervously.

Everyone else nodded in agreement, "Yes, yes, let's run!"

They quickly moved away from the location of the Spirit Wood Sword, and Yun Chong and the elders above breathed a sigh of relief.

The Hidden Sword Pavilion is not only a forbidden place for spirits, but also contains countless formations buried underground.

No yin energy can remain here, so this place is still very safe.

If that old ghost only showed up now, wouldn't it be suicide for a mere ghost to stay in the Hidden Sword Pavilion all this time?

As for why the other party suddenly appeared, it's actually quite easy to guess. Perhaps he was awakened by the luck emanating from his daughter/niece and couldn't resist coming out of the Wood Spirit Sword to coax the little girl.

It should be understood that a person's luck is also a kind of energy to some extent, but many people just can't see or touch it.

"A thousand-year-old ghost has actually infiltrated the Southern Spirit Sect. Fortunately, it was in the Hidden Sword Pavilion. If it were elsewhere, wouldn't it have harmed countless disciples of our sect?" Yun Chong said solemnly.

Most importantly, this ghost actually tried to trick his daughter and devour Yunxi's soul!

He's going to tear that old devil to shreds!

"Sect Master, once they leave, we'll deal with this ghost. That old ghost is far too arrogant!"

Everyone nodded in unison, then revealed a sinister smile in the direction of the Wooden Spirit Sword.

The ghost that had already been absorbed into the spirit tree was unaware of the fate that awaited it.

Yunxi stopped involuntarily because she saw several spirit swords flying towards her.

Not only did it fly over, but it also twisted and turned in front of her, eventually becoming a pretzel.

It was a real twisted rope, made of several spirit swords twisted together. Anyone who didn't know better would think that these spirit swords had come to life.

Several spirit swords, with such extraordinary talent, could one of them be...?

[Hahaha, this is hilarious! These spirit swords are competing like this! It's so pretentious and an eyesore! Who would have thought that the spirits of these spirit swords are all burly men?]

No, no, this screen is too offensive to look at. I need to turn off the system screen.

Lan Yue almost burst out laughing. She didn't know what she had just clicked, but she saw several twisting spirit swords suddenly change.

It turned into a group of burly men twisting and turning there. Not only did they wiggle their hips and waists, but they even flirted with each other.

I never expected these spirit swords to be so fun! They're much more interesting than other places. Maybe I can come back and visit them more often.

Hahaha!

The entire cave echoed with Lan Yue's bewitching laughter.

Yunxi's eyes widened in disbelief. What had Lanyue just said? The sword spirits of these swords were burly men? And they were even wiggling their butts and flirting?

Even though Yunxi grew up in the royal palace and was used to all kinds of conspiracies and tricks, she was shocked.

Meanwhile, those on the top floor of the cave were scratching their heads in frustration.

What kind of burly, writhing man is that? Can this magical artifact even display a scene of a sword spirit dancing?

Share these shockingly horrific scenes with them!

Only the old father, Yun Chong, had a dark face and was breathing heavily through his nostrils.

When did the spirit swords of the Hidden Sword Pavilion all become like this?

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