Jay pov.
After that asshole made me call him hubby for no reason, I was planning to move to mars. Permenantly. Perhaps I could meet and become friends with the aliens there. And go to their school's section e. Wait, do aliens even go to school? Maybe they get homeschooled?
Or are they uneducated? Yes, that might be why they are unemployed and keep trying to visit us, right?
I snapped out of my thoughts when the idiot came back up and announced breakfast is ready. I just nodded and went to the washroom to just wash my face. I considered combing my hair but felt too lazy to, so I just let it be.
True beauty hates combs.
I went downstarirs, and this idiot had actually made steak. For breakfast. Because I mumbled it in my dream when I was half unconcious. Is he stupid or is he stupid?
Whatever. As long as there's good food. If the food is not nice I'm going to punch him for ruining my sleep.😴
I left downstairs and the steak was actually good. Neither of us were talking and that's how I wanted it to be. It was going pretty peaceful. At least until-
"I've been thinking about what to name our kids..." Aaanddd I spit my water back into the glass, coughing and almost choking to death.
"WHAT THE FVCK?! Who said I'll have kids with you?!"
"And I was thinking watcher." He said Ignoring my comment. I couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"You want to name your kid watcher?" I said between laughs.
He nodded and grinned looking proud of his joke. It had obviously taken aa long time for this idiot to come up with. He's seriously bonkers. Did he leave his brain behind in London or something?? But its not possible to remove your brain right? Actually, that's why there are no brain operations, like aa heart transplant can be done but aa brain cannot be replaced.
When I asked google it said its because there are a trillion delicate nerves and blood vessels connected to all over our body, but I think it'd be stupid really. Because if you replace your brain, would you become the person in which the brain originally came from? Like you'd get their memories, their charecteristics, and their habits? So you'd become them?
If that's the case, I want to have the brain of a cockroach. They have no problems in life whatsoever. They just roam around doing nothing, and they are so strong. Like they don't even die no matter how much I throw slippers at it in the night! Not to mention everyone would be scared of me. But, wait... I'm scared of cockroaches too... So would that mean I'd be scared of myself?
Waaiiittt... NO I DON'T WANT TO HAVE THE BRAIN OF A COCKROACH BECAUSE I JUST REALISED I WOULDN'T TURN INTO ONE, I'D JUST START ACTING LIKE ONE!!!! NO WAY!!
Why the hell am I thinking of cockroaches again? Where was I?
"Done overthinking?" His voice snapped me back to reality.
"Huh? I wasn't... Wait what were you saying again?"
"Watcher?" He reminded me.. I rolled my eyes. "If it's a boy, then caretaker."
I burst out laughing again. "Are you crazy?!"
"Yeah, crazy for you.."
I just rolled my eyes again.
"By the way section E is coming today."
My heart soared. "Really? Yayy!" I said, grinning from ear to ear.
"Wow.. You look way too exited. Should I be jealous?" He said looking thoroughly disgruntled.
"And you don't look exited.. Why?"
"I just wanted some alone time with my wife, is that so wrong to ask?"
"Your face is the wife. Are my brothers coming?"
"Yeah.. Both Percy and Jare. And Aries is coming too. He said he doesn't trust me alone with you and some of that bullshit. They said Leo will stay with Angelo for a while."
My face basically lit up with joy. I had missed those stupid, ugly, horoscope monkey brothers of mine. Guess which one is which..
Kwanan just chuckled seeing my goofy grin. "You really love them don't you? Especially Jare and Percy." He asked.
I sighed. "Yeah, well. We've just been a team for so long. It's not like I don't like Aries or anything. He's my brother too. But me, Jare and Percy literally grew up together. And, after our parents died, its kinda always been us against the world, if you know what I mean. I missed them a lot when I had to stay with Jeanna. I hate law sometimes. Why can't I stay with my brother? Who cares if he's my stepbrother? He's far better than Jeanna could ever be."
His smile softened. "What did Jeanna do, Jay? Why do you hate her so much?" He asked.
I don't think I'm ready to talk about that yet.
I looked at my empty plate, avoiding his eyes. He seemed to read my mind.
"It's alright Jay, you don't have to tell me if you don't want to."
I just nodded in response. "I'm gonna go take a bath." I said, standing up.
His eyes suddenly lit up with aa mischevious glint that promised trouble. ''Do you want to take one together?" He asked grinning.
"NO!! Stupid idiotic demonic ulupong." I muttered under my breath. He just laughed. I raised my middle finger, flipped him off and ran upstairs.