White Tiger's roar was filled with the same despair a designer feels when a client demands "a black that's colorful and bright."
"Tighten your core, drop your shoulders, use your spine as the axis, and let your latissimus dorsi drive your entire arm! Twist your power into a single rope! Are those muscles of yours just for show?!"
Though He was cursing loudly, His two short legs were already pattering forward.
His slender, fair-skinned little hand unceremoniously slapped Lin Xiyue's waist, abdomen, and latissimus dorsi, which were covered in plate armor, "smack, smack."
A fierce yet incredibly precise force transmitted through the armor, reaching deep into the muscles.
Lin Xiyue was startled by this sudden "corporal punishment," but instead of shame or anger, her face broke out in the ecstatic joy of sudden enlightenment.
This is it!
She felt the power conduction path she had previously explored by instinct being forcibly straightened and cleared by an external force!
She immediately adjusted her posture according to the guidance.
Tighten the core!
Lower the center of gravity!
The power was no longer generated by the arm alone, but rooted in the earth, flowing from the legs to the waist, from the waist to the back, and finally, like a coiled angry dragon, it surged along the spine and into the arm!
The power surged into the shield, [Blackstone's Protection]!
Buzz—!
The Holy Light Runes on the shield's surface instantly connected, forming a perfect force field flowing with molten gold radiance.
An unprecedented sense of fluidity and solidity surged from her core through to the shield. She stood as steady as a mountain, as if she had become one with the earth beneath her feet.
It worked!
It worked too well!
This wasn't just a sharp tongue; this was a divine oracle that enlightened her instantly!
"Lord Celestial God!"
Before White Tiger could even catch his breath, Su Wan's cool yet urgent voice followed closely.
The usually reserved and aloof Mage Young Mistress had now completely torn away all her pretenses.
She dispelled her Ice Crystal Shield, and with a gentle wave of her fair hand, a [Karula's Greatsword] constructed from pure Magic Power slowly took shape before her.
Far from striving for perfection, she deliberately left several small but fatal structural flaws while condensing it.
The entire Magic Greatsword appeared to be flowing with light, but in reality, the internal energy flow was a chaotic mess, sluggish and stagnant.
Su Wan frowned slightly, putting on an extremely confused expression as she cast a pleading gaze at White Tiger.
"Look at my Magic Power, clogged like a 'sewer.' How exactly should I clear it?"
She even precisely repeated the exact point where she had been scolded before, like a diligent student proactively asking about a mistake.
"Especially the blockage in the third meridian on the left side. I've tried many times myself, but I can't solve it."
This precise question was like a perfect hook, thrown accurately right to White Tiger's lips.
White Tiger's gaze shot over, instantly drawn to that "Energy Trash."
In his golden slitted pupils, a raging fire named "professional habit" instantly ignited.
"Sewer? You're overestimating it! This is clearly a septic tank!"
He criticized mercilessly, his small body trembling slightly with agitation.
"The blockage in your left Magic Meridian is because you've long prioritized the Right Main Meridian, causing the energy circulation to become unbalanced! How stupid is that?"
"Use Absolute Zero Ice Needles! Condense three of them, then pierce the 'Quchi,' 'Tiansuan,' and 'Shaohai' nodes with a spiral technique, vibrating three times!"
"I didn't tell you to actually stab yourself! Use the piercing nature of the Absolute Zero energy to detonate the accumulated Magic Power! How can you not even master such a simple micro-operation?!"
Su Wan's eyes lit up, and she immediately followed the instructions.
Three ice needles, thinner than a strand of hair, formed at her fingertips and precisely pierced the Magic Nodes on the outside of her arm.
A cool and refreshing torrent instantly surged through the entire meridian!
The bottleneck that had plagued her for months shattered instantly!
The magical glow on the [Karula's Greatsword] in front of her instantly became several times smoother, and the blade itself solidified accordingly.
"As for this broken sword,"
White Tiger's critique continued,
"Why doesn't the Magic Circuit here use a triangular diffraction structure? Are you living in the last era?"
"And here, the third and fifth nodes could be completely merged! The Magic Power you wasted is enough to create another ice spike!"
"Simplify the Magic Circuit on the hilt! Remove those three useless decorative Runes and change them to a single Pressure-Boosting Node, and the power will increase by at least 5%!"
While Su Wan frantically memorized the instructions, her mind experienced a cognitive explosion.
This Celestial God was simply a living, omniscient textbook!
"Lord! Me too!"
On the other side, Xia Lian followed suit, terrified of missing this once-in-a-lifetime "God-level Tutoring Session."
She shyly stroked her long legs, then began rapidly practicing the weapon switching between the bow and dual blades in Bow Arts.
She deliberately kept her center of gravity high, making her long legs seem exceptionally cumbersome, and as a result, her movements were half a beat slow.
"My... my legs may be long, but look, how should I adjust my center of gravity to better suit stealth and low-posture combat?" she asked softly, her face flushing.
"Long legs aren't the problem. The problem is your core strength is too weak to control such a long lever arm!"
White Tiger had completely entered "Teaching Berserk Mode," her mouth spewing a torrent of poisonous critiques while her body had already flashed to Xia Lian's side.
"Bend your knees fifteen degrees more! Yes! Lower your upper body! Use your core strength to stabilize your center of gravity! You're sneaking, not walking a catwalk!"
"When switching weapons, use your waist and hips to drive your upper body, not your arms flailing around blindly!"
"The process of sheathing and drawing the sword can be merged into a single motion by utilizing the rotational inertia of the wrist!"
"That saves 0.3 seconds! In those 0.3 seconds, the enemy could kill you twice!"
In an instant, the solemn and dignified White Tiger Temple, where even the air molecules were supposed to be neatly aligned, had completely changed its atmosphere.
It was no longer a Divine Realm for judging mortals.
Instead, it had become a bustling, large-scale private tutoring session.
A short-tempered, white-haired loli mentor was shouting herself hoarse, guiding three "poor students" of varying beauty and tall statures, each more diligent than the last.
White Tiger's small figure darted back and forth between the three, like a white whirlwind.
His mouth spewed a torrent of insults like "fool," "idiot," and "trash," yet every word struck the core of the problem, and every correction was precise to the millimeter.
Lin Xiyue was frantically practicing shield parries and force redirection. With every insult, her movements became a fraction more standard.
Under His guidance, the Holy Light Runes reorganized, and the energy efficiency of [Golden Parry] visibly improved.
Su Wan, meanwhile, was constantly constructing and deconstructing various spell models, converting all of White Tiger's "poisonous tongue" into the foundation of her own magical theory.
After several attempts, she finally condensed a nearly perfect, ice-blue greatsword with an internal structure as precise as a diamond.
Xia Lian went even further, practicing all her combat techniques. Under White Tiger's "corrections," every movement became more concise, efficient, and lethal.
Her long legs were no longer a burden, but had instead become an advantage for adjusting her center of gravity and exploding with speed.
White Tiger continued to instruct them with a stream of curses, yet he felt an unprecedented sense of confusion.
These Otherworlders... were their brains all a little broken?
Insulted so cruelly, not only were they not angry, but they all acted as if they had been injected with chicken blood, actively exposing their own flaws to beg for more insults?
Were they all masochists?
But...
When He saw Lin Xiyue's wild boar-like exertion become precise and efficient under His roars;
When He saw Su Wan's clogged sewer-like mana flow become as smooth as a river under His guidance;
When He saw those crude, ugly, and imperfect techniques, under His direction, gradually approach "perfection"...
A sense of satisfaction from creation and correction, originating from the depths of His soul, arose spontaneously.
This feeling was more comfortable than sleeping for a thousand years.
He even felt that these "students," though as stupid as pigs, were at least obedient and possessed extremely high "malleability," and they looked...
...perhaps not so eyesore after all.