Chapter 236 Tang San Breaks Through the Great Defense!
"Don't worry, the administrator won't be chosen so easily."
Lu Ming reassured the three of them, then focused his attention on the chat group.
[Lu Tiandi]: Everyone, please be quiet.
As soon as the group admin spoke, the group immediately fell silent.
[Lu Tiandi]: Although the Silver Dragon King's move this time was decisive, it lacked entertainment value and spectacle. My original intention in issuing the mission was to let everyone enjoy the process of crushing these self-important trash, not to use a one-size-fits-all approach.
[Lu Tiandi]: To ensure fairness and to give everyone a clear goal, I am now officially announcing the detailed points rules for the [Administrator Election].
[Lu Tiandi]: From this moment forward, all acts of attacking or humiliating Shrek Academy members (including but not limited to Tang San, Yu Xiaogang, Dai Mubai, Flander, etc.) will be quantified as points. Whoever reaches 10,000 points first will become the first administrator of the chat group!
Lu Ming quickly created a detailed points redemption table and posted it directly in the group.
[Points Rules Overview]:
1. Slap Tang San once, +10 points. (No limit, slap as many times as you want)
2. Kick Yu Xiaogang's face until it's smashed, +50 points.
3. Cripple Dai Mubai's third leg, +100 points.
4. Shave Oscar's hair and eyebrows, +20 points.
5. Hang Ma Hongjun on the city gate for a day as a public spectacle, +80 points.
6. Bankrupt Flanders, +200 points.
7. Make Yu Xiaogang publicly admit that he is a good-for-nothing who only knows how to plagiarize, +500 points.
8. Break Tang San's Eight Spider Lances, +300 points.
...
The rules were very long, listing dozens of points. Each one precisely hit the sore spots of the Shrek team.
After reading the rules, all the women in the group gasped in shock.
That's too ruthless.
This isn't just a blow; it's like putting the Shrek team on a fire and then sprinkling them with cumin.
[Little Witch]: This is amazing! This scoring method is so fair! I'm going to pluck all the hair out of that sausage seller's head!
[My cat is white and big]: I want Dai Mubai's third leg. 100 points.
[Your Holiness]: Yu Xiaogang admits he's a waste? I'm taking this 500 points.
The enthusiasm in the group was completely ignited.
Just when everyone was figuring out how to get a high score...
Someone who usually just grumbles in the group and rarely participates in such violent topics jumped out.
[My son is not a bastard]: @Lu Tiandi Group Leader, I have a question.
[Emperor Lu Tian]: Question.
[My Son Is Not a Bastard]: I see the above list mainly concerns physical and reputational damage. What about psychological damage? For example… I'd make Tang San call me "Mother" in front of everyone, and then call you "Father." How many points would that get?
quiet.
A deathly silence.
The entire chat group seemed to go offline at that moment, and no one sent a message for a full ten seconds.
Immediately afterwards, news erupted like a volcanic eruption.
[I don't have a mother]: ? ? ? ? ?
[I don't have a mother]: Auntie, are you alright? Please have some self-respect! You're so old, why are you playing such games?!
[Little Witch]: Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap! Calling the group owner "Daddy"?! This is too exciting!
[Poison Fairy]: Who is this auntie? She usually looks quite dignified, but how come her words are so deadly!
[Your Holiness]: Good heavens. I'm utterly speechless. I thought I was ruthless enough by using the Spirit Hall to intimidate people, but you really know how to play this game! This is practically killing someone by attacking their spirit!
Lu Ming sat in the courtyard, looking at the message Ah Yin had sent, and almost couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Although he had slept with Ah Yin, giving Tang Hao a clear green hat (being cuckolded), Tang San himself was completely unaware of it. In Tang San's heart, his mother was still just a blade of grass.
If Ah Yin really ran up to Tang San, grabbed his hand, pointed at herself and said, "Little San, quickly call me Daddy."
Even with his eyes closed, Lu Ming could picture Tang San's face at that moment, utterly devastated, his worldview shattered, and his expressions more varied than if he'd eaten feces.
The scene was so beautiful.
[Lu Tiandi]: @My son is not a bastard, add 3,000 points for this!
Three thousand points!
It directly accounts for one-third of the total points!
The group chat exploded again. Everyone realized that this woman, who called herself "My Son Isn't a Bastard," definitely had some shocking inside information.
In a room at an inn near Blue Tyrant Academy.
Ah Yin's beautiful eyes lit up as she looked at the "3,000 points" sent by the group admin. Instantly, her fighting spirit soared.
She now utterly despises Tang Hao, that hypocrite. Consequently, she feels little affection for her son, Tang San. After all, Tang San is actually a soul from another world who has possessed the body of her real child.
In her eyes, this was just a monster disguised as her child.
Since the group leader wants to play, let's go big! Not only can we get points, but we can also please Lu Ming.
Ah Yin immediately stood up and straightened her skirt.
"My dear mistress, your mother is here to have a heart-to-heart talk with you."
Ah Yin pushed open the door and headed straight towards Tian Dou City.
at the same time.
Because of Ah Yin's actions, all the women in the group became anxious.
Points are so easy to earn, and you can even get extra points in this special way!
In an instant, the sentiment in the group completely changed.
[The Fox is the Most Innocent]: @Lu Tiandi Group Leader Brother, if I dress up in your favorite style and beat up Tang San, will I get extra points?
[Want a sweet romance]: Group owner! I can pour ice water all over Shrek and then livestream it to you in a swimsuit! How about 500 points?
[Poison Fairy]: You guys are so vulgar! Group owner, how about I give Yu Xiaogang a bath with the venom of the Jade Phosphorus Snake, making his whole body ulcerate, and then I'll dance for you?
All sorts of bizarre and outrageous tactics are emerging one after another.
For the sake of points and for the sake of the administrators, these women have started openly seducing Lu Ming in the group.
On the streets of Tiandou City.
The ice that Gu Yuena had set up has finally melted.
With a "whoosh".
Tang San, Yu Xiaogang, and the others fell to the ground, shivering from the cold, their teeth chattering.
Achoo!
Ma Hongjun sneezed loudly, snot flying all the way out. "I'm freezing... I'm freezing to death... Who was that woman just now?! How could she freeze us all with a wave of her hand?"
Dai Mubai's face was also ashen as he circulated his soul power to drive away the cold air: "How could there be such a terrifying ice-type soul master in Heaven Dou City? They didn't even give us a chance to fight back."
Yu Xiaogang's lips were purple from the cold, and he hugged his chest, still trying to appear calm: "This person's strength is unfathomable; we mustn't provoke him. Xiao San, are you alright?"
Tang San used his Xuan Tian Gong to barely restore a trace of his body temperature.
His face was extremely pale. Ever since he arrived in Tiandou City, nothing had gone right. First, he was expelled from the Tiandou Royal Academy, and now he was inexplicably frozen into an ice sculpture and publicly executed on the street.
Utter disgrace!
Tang San gritted his teeth, his hands clenching tightly. That person had better not be found out who it was, otherwise he would make sure she knew the power of hidden weapons! He, Tang San, could not be humiliated!
Just then.
Tang San suddenly felt a gaze fall on him.
He looked up and followed the line of sight.
At the end of the street, a beautiful woman in a blue and gold dress, with a gentle and noble demeanor, was walking towards them step by step.
The woman's gaze was fixed intently on Tang San.
Even more bizarrely, the woman had an extremely "benevolent" smile on her lips.
That smile was like a wolf that hadn't eaten for three days seeing a piece of fat meat—excited, frenzied, and even carrying a hint of chilling malice.
Tang San's hair stood on end instantly.
He possesses the Purple Demon Eye, giving him an extremely keen sense of danger.
Although the woman before him exuded no murderous aura, Tang San felt an unprecedented sense of crisis. This sense of crisis was a hundred times stronger than when he had been frozen by the white-haired woman earlier!
It was as if some catastrophe, capable of destroying his mental world, was approaching him.
"Xiao San…" Yu Xiaogang also noticed something was wrong. He followed Tang San's gaze and frowned.
Ah Yin stopped five steps away from Tang San, looking at him with a smile.
"My dear son, I've finally found you."
...
The Seven Treasure Glazed Tile School, inside the courtyard.
Lu Ming sat in the armchair, with the live stream of the chat group floating in front of him.
The scene depicts Ah Yin walking towards Tang San.
Come and see the show!
Lu Ming waved to Ning Rongrong, Zhu Zhuqing, and Xiao Wu beside him, "A Yin is about to start her antics."
Three girls gathered around, their eyes fixed on the screen.
But after watching for a while, Lu Ming realized something was wrong.
The three girls' attention wasn't on the screen at all; instead, they kept staring at him with extremely strange, even somewhat burning, eyes.
"Why are you all looking at me?" Lu Ming raised an eyebrow. "Look at the screen."
Zhu Zhuqing didn't speak, but silently took a step forward, her alluring curves almost touching Lu Ming's arm. A strange blush appeared on her usually aloof face.
Ning Rongrong squatted down next to Lu Ming, grabbing his thighs with both hands, her big eyes blinking as if she was plotting something.
Xiao Wu was the most direct.
She bit a finger, staring at Tang San who was still in a daze on the screen, and suddenly said something surprising.
"Brother Lu Ming".
Xiao Wu leaned close to Lu Ming's ear, her breath sweet and her voice cloying, "That Ah Yin can get three thousand points by making Tang San call her 'Dad'."
"if..."
"If it were the three of us, in front of Tang San, we would tie you up and do those shameful things with you... while Tang San watched."
Xiao Wu's eyes shone like two little light bulbs, filled with a crazy thirst for knowledge and a desire to perform.
"How many points should that add?"
Lu Ming: ? ? ?
Ning Rongrong's eyes lit up, and she slapped her thigh: "Great idea! This will definitely be a devastating blow to Tang San's psychological defenses! It's much more damaging than calling him 'Dad'! Lu Ming, giving him 5,000 points isn't too much, is it?"
Zhu Zhuqing thought about it seriously for a moment, and then nodded.
"That's called psychological torture. It not only hurts him, but also disgusts him. I agree."
Lu Ming stared into deep thought as he looked at the three girls in front of him, who were seriously discussing how to "rape him in public" in exchange for points.
These women.
Isn't it curled a bit too much?
On the streets of Tiandou City.
The thick ice had just melted, turning into puddles of water that flowed away along the cracks in the stone slabs.
Tang San lay on the ground, his bones numb from the cold, his limbs so stiff he didn't even have the strength to get up. Dai Mubai, Ma Hongjun, and Oscar huddled together, their teeth chattering.
Just then, a blue and gold skirt stopped in front of Tang San's line of sight.
Tang San struggled to lift his head, his gaze traveling down from the hem of her skirt until he saw a gentle and exquisitely beautiful face. The woman was looking down at him, a very "kind" smile on her lips.
That's Ah Yin.
Tang San didn't recognize the woman before him, but he could sense an extremely pure life force emanating from her. Having just experienced the utterly helpless freezing, he immediately regarded this seemingly gentle woman as his only savior.
"Senior..." Tang San's voice trembled as he spoke with difficulty, "Save...save us, we are the victims."
Ah Yin's smile grew even brighter.
She crouched down, stretched out her fair hand, and gently touched Tang San's hair, which was covered in icy water and mud.
"My dear son, I've finally found you." Ah Yin's voice was extremely gentle, as if she were coaxing a newborn baby.
Tang San was instantly stunned.
My brain completely shut down for that brief moment. What's with this term of address?
Before Tang San could react, Ah Yin's hand slid down his hair to his cheek and gently patted it twice.
"Son, I've been away from you all these years, and you've suffered so much." Ah Yin sighed, her voice full of heartache. "But don't worry, I'm coming back this time not only to take you with me, but also to find you a new father."
"What?"
Tang San's eyes widened suddenly, his eyeballs almost popping out.
He hadn't seen his mother for so many years, and didn't even know what she looked like, only hearing snippets of information from his father, Tang Hao. And now, a random woman on the street claims to be his mother, and her first words are about finding him a new father?
Tang San's breathing quickened instantly, and a surge of anger rushed to his head.
"Who are you! What nonsense are you spouting!" Tang San suddenly went berserk, trying to struggle to his feet, but his stiff body wouldn't obey him. He could only use his hands to support himself on the ground, staring intently at Ah Yin.
Who is it?
Ah Yin didn't answer Tang San's question. Instead, she cupped her cheeks in her hands, looking like a young girl who was infatuated and her heart was fluttering.
"Your new dad, he's simply the best man in the world."
Ah Yin's eyes became hazy, her tone filled with undisguised adoration and love, "He's incomparably handsome, and his strength is unmatched. Your good-for-nothing father, Tang Hao, isn't even worthy to carry his shoes. He's so gentle and considerate to me, last night we..."
At this point, Ah Yin paused deliberately, a shy blush appearing on her face.
Tang San's eyes turned completely red.
His eyes were bloodshot, his chest heaved violently, and he was breathing heavily. Having lived two lives, he valued his parents' love the most.
Although Tang Hao was dejected, that was his biological father!
"Shut up!" Tang San roared hoarsely, veins bulging on his forehead.
Ah Yin's shyness vanished instantly, replaced by a look of disappointment and frustration.
"Look at yourself now." Ah Yin stood up, pointing down at Tang San.
"Covered in mud, rolling around in the streets like a beggar. You've been corrupted by those bad people around you!"
(End of chapter)