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Chapter 1 - 01

Born an orphan of Konoha, Kento Ichimura was no one of great import whether that be in this life or the last. 

And he quite like that and was willing to let Ninja Jesus, and his purple eyed emo brother handle the big bads as he coast by and get himself strong enough to at least survive the major conflicts shown in the anime. 

He hasn't seen Boruto, having only finished Shippuden before getting ran over by a driverless truck oddly enough, but from what little snippets, and promotional posters he had seen of the sequel, he remembered that they did have ACTUAL game consoles by then, and he was sure as hell not gonna kick the curb before he got his oily grubby hands on them juicy nintendo knock off.

Or at least that was his goal before God, or whatever entity that threw him in this land of murder wizard, upended his entire plan to remain lowkey, and striving his way for a cushy desk job in some middle management positions with the sudden appearance of these floating letters before his eyes.

"Kai!" He whispered as he flooded his entire system with chakra, and waited.

Yeah no dice… he sighed and looked toward the still floating, and blueish, transparent letters in front of him.

Despite coming from no lineage of great renounce, Kento valued his self-evaluated high genin level chakra control at the minimum very highly.

And so to place him in a genjutsu this obvious, and powerful, one would at least need to be a tokebetsu jonin specialized in the illusion art at the very least, or so he thinks. 

And he very much doubted that anyone of that high a rank would waste time messing with him out of all people, so the likelihood of this being his belated cheat was rather high.

A fact that was as welcomed as it was unwelcomed for the twelve year old.

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Congratulations for surviving the first 12 years of your second life. As a reward for passing your extremely simple, and straightforward test, you are hereby granted the Chaos Gacha, or at least a modified, and tamer version of it cause we obviously don't want to spoonfeed you everything, even though we already are. Good luck, and please don't die prematurely for the sake of our entertainment.

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A dick obviously wrote this just to troll with him. A dick who was probably also an omnipotent God with too much time on their hands, and a perpetual dry spell to go with it.

Although it was probably not the smartest of him to trash talk his patron, so he wisely shut his trap, and started focusing on the problem at hand.

His hand reached out for the letter only for his fingers to go through them like they were holograms, before he retracted his digits. 

He looked around at the oblivious children/fellow students of his class only to realise that none of them could see the letters. 

Although the raised eyebrow Shikamaru was giving him was rather concerning, so he mouthed the word a fly, before he resumed his oblivious facade.

The fact that the bum had the gall to mouthed back the word troublesome before drifting back into dream land, almost goaded him into snitching on the brat, but Kento stayed his mouth because he too would not want his sleep disturbed by the vengeful, and petty Nara.

Back to the present after having gotten rid of the ever observant bum, Kento figured that since the floating letters could not be affected by physical stimuli, he could instead try willing them away, or at least imagined pressing the skip button on an npc dialogue.

And to his joy, it worked, as the letters started shuffling like that one Harry Potter scene.

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The Modified Chaos Gacha, as is said in the name, includes a limited, and modified list of boons that are semi translated and will loosely follow the rules and laws of your world. You could then accomplish feats, and challenges to obtain tickets that could be used to spin for said boons. Currently the wheel only has 2 categories, Trait and Jutsu, with all boons belonging to either categories, but do not be discouraged you lazy bum, as you go along and accomplish more feats, and earn yourself more tickets, more categories will be opened up to you.

As a bonus for awakening the Chaos Gacha, you gain:

1. 1 Bronze Trait Gacha Ticket

 2. 1 Silver Jutsu Gacha Ticket

 3. 1 Gold Random Gacha Ticket 

Please rip your tickets to spin for your prize. 

PS: Tickets will be automatically used upon their destruction or if not ripped in the span of 24 hours counting from their appearance. So good luck weaseling your way out of being our entertainment, and may the everpresent omnipotent force of luck smile upon your poor feeble soul, and remake your form into something less pathetic.

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His fists twitched a little at the last snippets, before he felt something more akin to plastic wrapping papers appearing inside his pockets. 

Reaching into said pockets, he pulled out what looked to be three different colored movie tickets.

His eyes changed from said tickets to the form of Ikura sensei going on another spiel about Konoha's greatness, and the importance of the Will of Fire, as he sighed and stuffed the tickets back where they belonged.

Best wait for lunch when he was not surrounded by snot nosed brats and a trigger happy murder wizard before he tried anything.

Kento yawned, and lowered his head onto his desk in a fashion not so dissimilar to that of the resident cloud watcher as his adult mind reverted back to doing what it has always done when faced with an impossible problem: sleeping through it, and letting his future self suffer for it.

A/N: I've suddenly gained a hankering for moar Chaos Gacha fics so I thought why not try to dip my fatty little toes into the pool, and try to write some fics meself. Granted this one will be a modified version with most of the spins VERY LOOSELY adapted into the Naruto world. That is not to say there won't be reality bending powers, or a whole different power system altogether beside chakra, but those traits will be elevated to a much higher rank since some of them could literally be qualified as S rank jutsu or kekkei genkai despite being so low tier. Anyway, enjoy!

Patreon with two chaps ahead: patreon.com/DannyPhantom7112

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