On a beautiful afternoon in Kyoto, at a cat Cafe, I enjoying petting the cute little kittens.
"Meow", a black cat walked over and sat on my lap.
It's so cute! I want to get a cat of my own now. Yes. I'm going to buy one. I paid and then walked out the Cafe, straight to the pet shop.
"I would like to buy a cat, what types do you sell?"
The clerk looked up and smiled, then he introduced me to multiple different cats. A cute tabby cat looks up and runs up to the cage.
"I've decided, I want this cat"
The clerk puts the cat in a cage, made me sign some forms and then I paid. 50000 yen... I guess it's kind of cheap?
I walked home after purchasing my cat and some cat food. As my farm house closes in I take my keys out of my pocket. I opened the door when I reached and put my cat inside.
"Meow..."
I should name him now, I wonder what's a good name?
"How would you like to be named... Usagi", as in bunny, great name right?
And then, all of a sudden the door busted open and a creepy skull with a cape and scythe came in.
It said in a husky voice, "I want your cat, so I will slaughter you and steal him"
He's going to kill me? What should I do? Fight? Offer him my cat? I took some duct tape and taped Usagi's mouth shut, then, I drew a circle and chanted.
"I offer up my cat and his soul, and I summon the God of Justice and Cats", I kept chanting for days and days until finally, 3 hours later a tall muscular man with a huge beard and cat ears appeared.
"You have summoned me, the Old Cat Dude, what is your wish?", his voice was very very high pitched, like more pitched then a lemonade pitcher.
"Can you get rid of this cat theif.", I pointed to the skull guy.
In an instant, the skull guy got yeet across universes and a public universal restroom. After that, the cat guy disappeared and life returned to normal.