132: Chapter 132 Chaos! Fairy Tail's Daily LifeNatsu finally finished the last piece of meat, patted his belly contentedly, let out a loud burp, and then said in a very matter-of-fact tone, "It's passed!"
"Huh?When?" Lucy looked bewildered.
Natsu pointed to the pile of empty plates on the table: "This meal is a test!Whoever can treat me to a full meal can't be a bad person!"
Harpy nodded: "Love!You're right!"
Lucy: "."
She froze on the spot, only one thought echoing wildly in her mind:
'How.how hasty!Is this the membership standard for Fairy Tail, the strongest guild?'
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Arriving at the entrance of the Fairy Tail guild, Lucy's heart pounded with excitement as she gazed at the guild emblem banner she had always dreamed of hanging there, her face beaming with happiness and anticipation.
Happy flew over at the perfect moment and greeted them in a welcoming tone, "Ai~!Welcome to Fairy Tail!"
Lucy took a deep breath, preparing to push open the door to her dreams in a dignified manner—
Bang!
A loud bang beside her startled her!
Natsu, his face full of arrogance and resentment at having taken two train journeys and gone to the wrong place, violently kicked open the thick guild door and roared inside:
"I'm back--!"
Happy flew in after them, adding, "Love~!We're back~"
The guild members seemed to have gotten used to this, not even bothering to lift their eyelids, only responding sparsely and listlessly with "Oh."
"Welcome back."
"What trouble have they gotten themselves into this time?"
A man with two prominent front teeth chuckled and joked:
"Hey Natsu, you've done something spectacular again, haven't you?Right here in Hargeon.Huh?"
Before he could finish speaking, Natsu charged forward like a cannonball and kicked him squarely in the face!
"You bastard—!" Natsu roared.
Lucy was so shocked by the sight of the guild members who had been kicked away and knocked over several tables that her jaw nearly dropped to the floor.
"Huh?What.what's going on?"
Natsu angrily pointed at Fang, who had just gotten up: "The information you gave me about the Fire Dragon was fake!It made me take two train rides!Two!Do you know how painful that was?"
The man with the large front teeth got angry too, covering his face and jumping up: "How was I supposed to know it was fake!I was just telling you what I'd heard!You're blaming me for coming from the wrong person?"
"What did you say?You want to fight?"
"Fight if you want!Who's afraid of who!"
Under Lucy's dazed gaze, the seemingly harmonious and friendly guild members suddenly broke into a fight, as if a crazy switch had been flipped!
Tables and chairs instantly became weapons, wine glasses and plates flew everywhere, and the scale of the battle rapidly expanded like a snowball!
Happy tried to break up the fight, flying over and saying, "Natsu, let's leave it at that."
Before it could finish speaking, it was hit precisely by a chair that seemed to fly out of nowhere, and with a "thud," it was sent flying and stuck to the wall.
Looking at the "vivid" scene before her, resembling a battlefield, Lucy's lips twitched, yet a strange warmth and excitement welled up from the depths of her heart.She murmured to herself:
"Yay.yes.I've really come to Fairy Tail."
The commotion also alerted a black-haired man in a corner who was furiously clutching his collar; it was Gray.
He stood up irritably, kicked the stool next to him away, and habitually took off his shirt: "Natsu's back?Perfect!Let's have a showdown!"
Lucy noticed him and exclaimed, "Huh?Isn't that the pervert Natsu turned into?So he really exists!"
Natsu, who was face-to-face with Gray's front teeth, roared without turning his head, "Gray!I got beaten up by my new crew because I dressed up as you!Put your clothes on, you bastard—!"
Upon hearing this, Gray looked down and realized that he had somehow stripped down to only his underwear again: "Ah!My clothes!"
Soon, more members were drawn in.
"Men should communicate with their fists!" That's Elfman's motto.
"Oh my, what a warm welcome party!" This was Loki, who loved to stir up trouble.
Looking at the completely out-of-control scene before her, where her fantasies had utterly collapsed, Lucy, on the verge of tears, buried her face in her hands and cried out:
"W-What's going on?There's not a single normal person here!"
Suddenly, a gentle voice, so out of place with its surroundings, sounded from behind her: "You're new here, aren't you?"
Lucy turned around and saw the receptionist with a gentle smile and quiet demeanor—Miraja!
She instantly felt like she had seen a savior, exclaiming with delight, "Wow!It's Miss Mirajane alive!"
She quickly pointed to the chaotic fighting crowd and asked urgently, "Excuse me, is it really okay not to stop them?Our guild is about to be destroyed!"
Mirajane maintained her perfect smile and said in a soft voice, "They've always been like this.Besides, like this."
Before she could finish speaking, an unknown, burly man who had been blasted through the air crashed down like a cannonball, knocking Mirajane to the ground.
Despite being pinned beneath him, Mirajane stubbornly managed to finish his last words with a smile: ".Isn't it fun?"
Then his head lolled to the side, as if he had fainted.
Lucy screamed in terror, "Ah!Miss Mirajane!"
Her exclamation attracted firepower, or rather, to make matters worse, Gray, who had just found his pants and hadn't even put them back on, was punched and sent flying straight toward Lucy!
"Whoa!" Lucy was knocked down by Gray.
Meanwhile, Gray was still angrily shouting at Natsu:Natsu!That's my underwear you're twirling in your hand!Give it back!
Lucy turned her head and, sure enough, saw Natsu grinning as he twirled a pair of pure black men's underwear on one finger.
Upon seeing this, Lucy quickly covered her eyes with her hands, which were even wider than before, practically peeking through her fingers, and exclaimed in surprise:
"Ah—!This is even worse than Natsu's acting!"
At the bar, a blue-haired mage named Kana, who was holding a barrel of liquor, complained unhappily, "It's so noisy.How am I supposed to drink in peace like this!"
She seemed to have reached her breaking point from the noise, and powerful magic began to surge within her, preparing to use a large-scale spell to indiscriminately suppress the entire chaotic crowd!
Including Gray, who had finally managed to snatch his underwear back from Natsu, almost all the mages who were still fighting seemed to sense a threat, and their hands subconsciously lit up with their own magical light!
The battle is about to escalate to a magical clash!
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