Chapter 2
The Apocalypse Begins
"Everyone run! The Apocalypse is here!" some random person near Bruce yelled. Soon everyone was running around and screaming. It was chaos, for normal people anyway, but Bruce was happy that his hurt friends would finally meet their inevitable demise that should have happened ages ago. A random streamer came out recording saying, "Don't forget to hit that subscribe button to hear more on the Banana and onion rain apocalypse thing!" Soon the whole world would someday be screaming, "BANANA," but the onions would make them all cry, leaving the world in devastation. Meanwhile, Shrek would be living in happiness and joy as the onions have layers. Meanwhile, poor old Bruce was left in a ditch as the world could not care less. But the world does not care anymore because there is not even a point in living so no one sees the point in anything. In fact, no one even really sees a point in family. "Nephews, how're you going?" Uncle Roger kindly informed everyone. John shouted, "WELL, I think if you take a look around you can see that we are OBVIOUSLY NOT DOING VERY WELL!!!!"
"Thank you, nephew John," Uncle Roger kindly responded to the comment. Everyone began walking to random places to hide from the banana and onion rain. Suddenly Bruce got a song stuck inside of his head, out of all the songs that his brain could choose his brain, it picked the Samsung ringtone. Now he started making the noise with his mouth and annoyed everyone even more. Bruce loved this day, as it was the day when he could ruin everyone's lives with the Samsung ringtone and finally get rid of his friends. "Jajajajajajajajajaja," was all that anyone could hear. In fact, everyone sounded like those bass-boosted audio videos on YouTube. "Oh no," went one of the grade tens. Dancing Toothless was playing on fifty loudspeakers placed all around where Bruce was. Bruce thought that this was going to be the best day of his life but that was not to be. Suddenly the ground was piled up with onions and bananas. Bruce just thought about his life and questioned it. Bruce decided to put a stop to the onions and bananas as he wanted to steal them all and drown his friends in them. Bruce believed that the reason there was so many onions and bananas was because of his love for them but.... he was not sure. Lots and lots of people started to have the urge to dance, and Bruce's day was getting worsened for him. Kids started laughing, screaming, and doing the most awkward and crazy things. Then a teacher came over and said, "I Like Mangos" and everyone stopped and froze in shock! Because everyone knows BANANAS ARE THE BEST! There is known a war between the people who like bananas and the people who like mangoes. But the poor old onions are left in a ditch. WOMP WOMP. The banana people yelled, "BANANANANANANANNANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANAANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANNANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANNANANNNANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANNANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANAANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANNANANAANAANAANANANANANANANANANAANANAANANANANANANANANAANANNANANANANANANANAANNANANANANANAANANANANANANANAANANANNANANANAANANANANANANNANNANA!" Then the mango people yelled, "MANGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Suddenly a nearby a bus screeched to a halt because a smelly old lady got ran over and the bus flipped over on its side. Three turtles came out of the water and said they were superheroes but before they could do anything three bananas came flying at them and they got turned into pink glitter. Then a child said 'Nooooooo sisterrr' then one of the onions said 'What! She is an old lady, and you're five! I thought she was your granny' Then the kid ran out into the banana rain and exploded into BLACK glitter, instead of pink. Everyone was sad and his mother started drawing on the floor, drawing 'ToT my poor babies I am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo depressed.'