Chapter 1 - The greatest come back

Mujhe pata hai ki aap bhi aise hi pata nahin kitni sari story padh chuke honge new year new me morning routine how to change your life 7 days hai na mujhe kaise pata Chala kyunki Main bhi theek vahi Thi Jahan Aaj Tum baithe ho main apni life mein karna to bahut kuchh ja rahi thi per kar kuchh nahin Pa rahi thi Main Bus vo kam kar rahi thi pura din bed per pade pade video dekhna sev karna aur FIR so jana lekin Aaj Ham is story mein Keval upar upar ki baten nahi karenge Ham jante Hain ki aaj ham log beauty plus ko per Hain aur chehra hamara tabhi clean rakhta Hai jab andar ki sari chijen sahi ho Aaj Ham use gandgi ko saaf karenge Jo aapke dimag mein rah gai hai Aksar Raat mein 2:00 baje jab sab so jaate Hain aur aap chhat ko Gore hote hain kya aapko Ajeeb Sa khalipan mahsus hota Hai ki Aaj bhi maine din barbad kar liya Aaj bhi vah suit nahin kiya Jo mujhe karna tha Aaj bhi padhaai nahin ki vah khalipan isliye nahin Hai kyunki aap aalsi ho aap khud ko ghoshna band karo Meri baat bahut Dhyan se suno you are not lazy you are still related tumhare Si nahi ho tum sirf is simulated Ho 2026 mein 2026 mein aur aane Wale samay mein Sabse Badi bimari aalas nahin Hai Sabse Badi bimari Hai over semi relation hamare dimag Thak Chuka hai kam karne se nahin thaka hai dusron ki jindagi dekhne se thaka hai socho Jara subah uthkar Ham Kya kahate Hain sabse pahle phone uthate Hain aur dekhte hain ki Kaun kya kar raha hai flying solution Dubai falane gadi Li Hai Kisi ki skin kitni glow kar rahi hai Ham dusron ki highlight dekhne mein itni Biji Ho Gaye ki apni behind the scene boring lagne lagi Hai hamara dimag in consumer brain Ban chuka hai Ham bus kha rahe hain Ham bus kha rahe hain contact kha rahe hain influences kha rahe hain aur jab dimag ki tarah sab consume kar leta hai to use create karne isiliye Main kahati Hun udhar Se ki Shakti nahin bajati aapko lag raha hai ki aapko story padh kar motivation lag raha hai Aaj ISI waqt Ham ek faisla dete Hain Ham dusron ki halat itni dekhne Lage ki hamen apni behind the scene buri lagne lagi Hai hamara dimag ki consumer brain ban gaya hai Ham bus kha rahe hain content Karen information kha rahe hain aur jab dimag itna sab aur jab dimag ki taraf sab consume kar leta hai to use create karne ki energy nahin bhejti isiliye Main kahati Hun Na fek dopahar mein craft aapko lagta hai ki aap mujhse follow kar rahe hain nahin video dekhna aasan hai per use per react karna hota Hai mushkil tu aaja Main ISI samay ek faisla Lena hoga dobara ka comeback Kisi din mein shuru nahin hoga Na Kisi ke pannon per yah shuru hoga aapke dimag ki usi Se Koi reset karne ke liye Jo dopamin ka bhukha ho chuka hai kya taiyar ho reset button ko dabane ke liye lambi sans Lo aur bolo I am ready to disconnect to reconnect I am ready to disconnect and reconnect the duniya Se ladne ke liye taiyar hun agar aap mujhse poochho ki aap didi aapke life ki sabse behtar pal kaun sa jisne aapko yahan lakar khada Kar Diya Tum mera jawab hoga d power off silence Mohan ki Shakti roll number 1 dont share everything is anyone mujhe pata hai ki yah naya naya Josh Chadha hai mujhe bhi Chadha tha ki main YouTube per video banaungi Main guitar sikhne wali hun Ham itne excited hote Hain ki Apne best friend ya mummy ko turant phone laga dete Hain mummy ko batate Hain yah didi ko batate Hain now journey biggest aur FIR kya hota hai samne Wala bolata Hai all the best aapko sim ki bahut achcha lagta hai aapko lagta Hai ki aapane duniya Jeet Li lekin science kahati Hai ki yahi aapka ek pal Hai jiska aapane Gala ghot Diya jismein aapane Apne sapne ka Gala ghot Diya jab aap kisi ko koi baat batate hain to aapke man mein vahi dopahar mein nahin release hota hai jo Bura hone par release hona chahie tha aapke dimag ko lagta hai vah aapko to award Mil Gaya aapki tarif ho gai pahle hi Mil Gaya to vah to main kyon rakhi hai Google drive taraf sab shant Ho jaati Hai purani kahani hai na ki Nazar lag jayegi Main kahati Hun najar nahin lagti har bar Jo Apne bol ke liye bolate ho vah ek chhed ki tarah jismein ki baap nikal rahi hai pressure cooker khana tab Pak jaaye jab aap andar banti hai did you have between sorry aur FIR kahate Hain man nahin ho raha hai aise karne ka aur FIR 2026 mein Ham FIR nai strateg banate hain 6 mahine Tak apni juban per Tala Laga Lo aap kya kar rahe ho kahan se paise Kama rahe ho kaun si padhaai kar rahe ho kya banna hai Apne plan ko aise chhupa ke rakho Jaise koi secret mission socho Kitna maja aaega jab log tumhen vahi purana machine samajh Rahe honge hone lagega ki aap kuchh nahin kar rahe unhen tumhen underestimate karna hoga aur FIR Achanak se bol tumhare result ka successful Narendra Aag Gujarati Hai ki Main yah baat Kisi Ko Bata nahin sakti use Apne Tel mein dalo yah yad rakhoge jab aap khush ho rahe hote ho mujhe Khush Hoti Hun tumhen apni taliyan nahin bajati hun maine apne channel per sikha Hai jab Main agar pahle hi 10 logon Ko bata deti to iska matlab yah kya rah jata to Shayad yah 10 log a jaate yah batane ki are ismein to bahut competitive exam ki sab log yah batane a jaate ki are yah to bahut kathin hai yah tumse nahin hoga chehra dekha Hai apna yah baten mere confidence ko maar deti is baat Ko maine apne bahanon ke alava is baat Ko Maine kisi se aur se nahin batai isase mujhe freedom mili aur galti karne ka mauka Mila isase mujhe Koi dekh nahin raha tha to aap log ek baat thaniye ki azadi Mili galti karne ke liye aur koi tokri ke liye bhi nahin tha to aap sab log thaniye ki I will move in silence Apne sapnon ki ijjat karna sikho kyunki har Koi aapki book Ko nahin samajh Sakta Mona ki Sabse Badi chij honi chahie concept to identity callos coffee pahchan badalna ab Ham vahan chalenge Jaan 99% log nahin pahunch paate