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Reincarnation is a good thing. However, there are absolutely necessary conditions for being reincarnated.
First, you must be a high school student. Being too old or too young won't do. So, high school years are perfect.
Second, to be reincarnated, you must first either die or fall asleep. If you die first, you'll meet a god or the King of Hell who will let you be reincarnated or possess someone. If you fall asleep and dream, a god will descend and give you a chance for reincarnation or possession. Well, anyway, since both of these depend on chance, I hope you don't rashly commit suicide.
And as for me, I was the latter case.
I was in a completely white space with only a very handsome, blonde man.
"I am God! To put it simply, starting now, you will be reincarnated into the world of Bleach."
The man who claimed to be God looked down at me and spoke with an arrogant smile.
"Is there a reason it's Bleach?"
"There's no particular reason. I'm sending you there just because I want to. I won't grant any wishes. You just have to go with what I've decided for you."
"That seems a bit unfair, doesn't it?"
Usually, in other parodies, the god compensates the protagonist to some extent for their situation, but the god I met was saying he'd do everything as he pleased. It felt too unfair. However, the god just smiled and said,
"Because I'm God. You just do as I say, okay? OK?"
"Ah, yes."
If God tells you to do something, you have to do it. What would change if an ordinary human like me complained? I had no choice but to quickly shut my mouth. My reaction seemed to please God, as he smiled and nodded.
"That's a good attitude. Then, let me tell you your simple specs. First, you're going to be a Hollow."
"In Bleach, aren't the main characters Shinigami? Why a Hollow?"
"Because I feel like it. Anyway, you're a Hollow. But being an ordinary Hollow would be lacking something, so I'll make it so that you can become an Arrancar and even reach the Vasto Lorde level on your own just by growing well, without any special conditions. Originally, only special beings can become that, but, um. Anyway, I'll make an exception for you. First, let's start you off as a lowly, trash-grade Hollow. Also, once you get there, you can do whatever you want. Whether you want to build a harem, engage in life-or-death battles with Shinigami or Hollows, or just live quietly in hiding—do whatever you want. And I'll send you gifts occasionally too. Now, off you go."
*Snap!*
Just like that, God told me the specs I would have and simultaneously snapped his fingers. A black hole-like thing appeared behind me and began pulling me in strongly. Knowing that resisting would be futile, I just let my body be drawn in by the suction and got sucked into that darkness.
"Goodbye~ Ah, be careful not to die right away~"
Just before my face was completely buried in the darkness, I saw God smiling and waving his hand.
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