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Chapter 35 - Chapter 35 Historically Known as the An-Shi Rebellion 

"Parasite!"

Tang San refused to give up, activating his Spirit Ability again, trying to use the Ghost Vine Seeds to restrict Li Yuan's movement.

However, Li Yuan suddenly leaped into the air, his body twisting strangely, narrowly avoiding the seeds again. At the same time, he seemed to be stepping on invisible stairs, pouncing towards Tang San mid-air.

"Take this punch!"

Li Yuan was in mid-air, his right fist clenched, and a faint layer of Golden Light flowed over his knuckles, boosted by the Golden Light Mantra.

At the same time, with a thought, he activated the Soul Bone Skill he had just acquired.

"Soul Bone Skill: White Snake: Origin!"

All attributes increased by five percent!

Although the amplification ratio seemed low, combined with the Golden Light Mantra and Cloud Ladder, the speed and power of this punch had reached a terrifying level.

"Not good!"

Tang San's expression changed drastically. In his haste, he could only cross his arms over his chest, using all his spirit power to activate his defense.

"Bang—!!!"

A muffled loud noise.

Li Yuan's fist violently smashed onto Tang San's arms.

To the current Tang San, this punch was like an Empty Heavy Transport Truck slamming into him fiercely.

Tang San couldn't resist at all. He felt intense pain in his arms, as if they were about to break, and his entire body flew backward like a kite with a broken string.

Next, a scene that stunned everyone occurred.

The direction Tang San flew in... fatefully, was right towards a Bamboo Broom leaning against the corner!

Only a muffled sound of "poof" could be heard.

Tang San's butt actually landed with terrifying precision right on the head of the broom!

"Ah—!!!"

A miserable scream, sharp enough to change pitch, instantly echoed throughout the entire training ground.

Tang San was in so much pain that his eyes rolled back, and he nearly passed out on the spot.

"Hiss..."

All the spectators present, regardless of gender, subconsciously felt a chill in their rear ends and simultaneously sucked in a breath of cold air.

Tang Hao, hiding in the shadows of the crowd, closed his eyes in agony upon seeing this scene; he couldn't bear to watch.

He never expected his son to lose so miserably, and in such a... humiliating manner.

He took one last look at Tang San, sighed, and with a flash of his figure, silently vanished from the spot.

"Whoosh—!"

The entire field fell silent.

Everyone widened their eyes, watching the scene in disbelief.

One move?

Just one move?

Tang San, the Innate full spirit power Genius and the Grandmaster's favorite Disciple, was actually blasted away by a single punch from Li Yuan?

"Little San! My Little San!"

Seeing his beloved Disciple in such a wretched state, Yu Xiaogang immediately panicked. He scrambled onto the stage and rushed towards Tang San, shouting hoarsely as he ran:

"Doctor! Doctor! Where are the Doctors? Someone, hurry! My apprentice... my apprentice's butt is connected to the broom!"

Tang San had already fainted from the pain.

The scene immediately devolved into chaos.

Soon, several Academy Doctors carrying Medicine Chests rushed over.

But when they saw the "tragic" yet "bizarre" scene before them, they were all dumbfounded.

Big Stick... stuck in a Spirit Grandmaster?

The leading Doctor's mouth twitched. He scrutinized Yu Xiaogang and the unconscious Tang San with an extremely strange gaze, and asked with difficulty, "Grandmaster, are you sure this was a Douluo Fight accident? Not some kind of special... fetish?"

Yu Xiaogang's old face flushed crimson, and he stamped his feet in frustration: "Accident, this is absolutely an accident! Hurry up and save him!"

However, the leading Doctor didn't believe him.

They looked at Tang San and Yu Xiaogang with strange eyes, thinking, even if you master and Disciple had that kind of fetish, you wouldn't play like this, right?

And in front of so many people here?

Subsequently.

The Doctors exchanged glances, suppressing their laughter, and began "rescuing" this "Genius Spirit Master" with a broom stuck in his rear.

The subsequent scene further stunned the crowd.

They watched as the Doctor carefully pulled out the Big Stick from the front end of the broom. Instantly, countless streams of yellow, foul-smelling matter gushed out, splattering the leading Doctor's face on the spot.

"Pfft... Pfft... Pfft!!!"

And today, this scene was destined to be recorded in the Annals of Nuoding Academy.

For many years to come, it would still be talked about with relish by future Students.

Historically known as the An-Shi Rebellion!

...On the other side.

Li Yuan had already run to the corner to throw up: "Blegh!"

That was absolutely eye-searing!

He originally just wanted to teach Tang San a profound lesson and incidentally curb his inexplicable sense of superiority.

But who could have imagined that the angle this guy Tang San flew out at was so tricky, and the landing spot so "precise," that he actually sat precisely on the broom head with his butt?!

This image, this angle, this impact... it was simply Spiritual Pollution!

Visual torture!

"Damn it, I was careless, I didn't dodge..."

Li Yuan leaned against the wall, patted his chest with lingering fear, feeling that both his eyes and mind had suffered irreparable trauma.

[Loves Eating Carrots: Full Record of Tang San's Miserable Defeat in the Douluo Fight. (Video)]

[Loves Eating Carrots: Hehe, Group Owner Big Brother, I recorded all the wonderful moments just now. Hurry and watch!]

Li Yuan clicked on the video, enduring the discomfort, fast-forwarded to the "exciting" part, and took a look. His face turned even greener.

"Blegh—!"

He almost threw up again.

[The Wealthiest Little Rich Woman of Heaven Dou: That's disgusting, I almost threw up my overnight meal!]

[Big Sister with a Vicious Heart: Carrot, I feel like you're a bit problematic. It was fine when you posted the Douluo Fight earlier, but why did you post the part afterward?]

[Ice and Snow Smart: Exactly! I was still eating, and I almost threw up.]

[Loves Eating Carrots: Originally, I didn't want to keep recording, but then I thought, I shouldn't suffer alone!]

[The Single Married Woman Who Runs the Academy: Thank you so much! (My fists are hardening)]

[Child Without Parents: Carrot, can you give me your address? I want to mail you some nice things! (Smiling emoji)]

Xiao Wu inexplicably felt a chill down her spine and quickly refused.

[Loves Eating Carrots: Hehe, no need then. I do good deeds without seeking recognition.]

Li Yuan looked at the "Wailing Masses" in the group chat, his mouth twitching a few times, but then he couldn't help but smile.

Good for you, you Rogue Rabbit! Truly worthy of your name!

This spirit of sharing blessings and enduring hardships together is simply... too criminal!

[Little Fox Who Likes Teacher the Most: This is the person who destroyed our Spirit Hall? Just this kind of trash? Why do I feel like Group Owner Big Brother is joking?]

Saintess Hall.

Hu Liena looked at Tang San's miserable, even "ridiculous" state in the video, tilting her head suspiciously.

That's it?

With just this?

This guy, who was blasted away by Li Yuan's punch and defeated in such a "unique" manner, is supposed to destroy our Spirit Hall in the future?

No matter how she looked at it, she felt... it wasn't reliable?

"Could Group Owner Big Brother be deliberately exaggerating to scare us?"

Hu Liena muttered softly.

Although the strength Li Yuan displayed in the video truly astonished her, Tang San's performance... really failed to evoke any sense of crisis.

She suspected she was being deceived, but she had no evidence.

[Child Without Parents: Can we please stop mentioning him? The moment you mention him, I feel like throwing up, blegh...]

[The Yandere Maniac Beauty of the Spirit Hall: Is that all? I thought this Tang San was some kind of ruthless figure. Looks like he's nothing to worry about!]

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