"Mega Pokémon Comprehensive Ranking No. 48 (Out of 48) — Mega Mewtwo X..."
On the crosswalk of a wide pedestrian street, a young man was relishing Teacher AG's Mega Evolution ranking video. The infectious voice and Teacher AG's loud roars in the video made him chuckle.
The young man's name was Lorze, an 18-year-old innocent college student and a hardcore Pokémon fan.
He thought today would be another empty day spent watching Pokémon videos, but unexpectedly, an out-of-control truck speeding around the corner sent him straight to another world!?
Before he could even process what had happened, he found himself in a weightless void. And appearing right before his eyes... was none other than the Creator Pokémon, Arceus!
It looked at him with a benevolent expression, its ethereal and distant voice echoing in his ears.
"Young man, it is time for you to go to the Pokémon world. If you want any cheat abilities, just ask."
Because of the recent leak of scrapped drafts from the Pokémon Company, Lorze only had one thing on his mind right now.
"Alpaca, did you get fucked?"
Arceus looked as if it had been struck by lightning, its face blushing a furious red.
"Y-You..." Arceus stammered for a moment before finally snapping in anger—
"You brat! Since you love asking such questions so much, I'll give you this 'Psychic-Type Pokémon Education and Training System'! Now get lost!"
With an electronic "Ding" that sounded just like a cheat engine, an intense sense of weightlessness hit him, and Lorze uncontrollably and slowly plummeted into a pitch-black abyss...
But the tsundere Creator God sighed, acting just like an old father who severely scolded his son but still cared for him in subtle ways.
It reviewed the half-minute right before Lorze's reincarnation—he was actually watching Mewtwo? Then I'll just send you to her.
Let it be known beforehand, her temper is not easy to deal with. Whatever the outcome is... I'm not responsible for it!
Kanto Region, deep within the dark and damp Cerulean Cave—
"Drip."
Pea-sized water droplets gathered at the bottom of the stalactites on the cave ceiling. The crisp echo of them falling into the pool woke the slumbering Pokémon like a ringing bell.
Lying on a straw mat, Mewtwo slightly fluttered her beautiful eyelashes and opened her drowsy, sleepy eyes.
"Yaaawn~"
Sitting up with her legs together, she raised her slender, fair, and tender arms to stretch, then rubbed her eyes with her fists that possessed three large fingers.
The stone walls of the cave room grew ores that emitted a soft, beautiful light; it was a rare and precious light source inside Cerulean Cave.
"Grumble..."
Patting her completely empty stomach, Mewtwo used her psychic powers to levitate herself, floating along the underground river towards the outside of the cave.
—Time to head to the orchard and get some Berries!
"Hmm~ hmm~~~ hmm~~"
Humming a little tune with a gentle, sisterly voice, Mewtwo was in a cheerful mood right now, relaxing and swaying her tail—just a few days ago, she had found a very beautiful stone by the riverbank.
Her clear eyes reflected a glass bead encased in pink-purple DNA-like matter—with this bead, she could change her form and become even stronger!
The only pity was that the form change consumed too much stamina and could only be maintained for a short while.
Outside the cave, the temperature suddenly rose, and her field of vision abruptly brightened.
The shadows of the trees danced, and the light was mottled.
She took a deep breath of the crisp, fresh air in the forest and floated towards the location of the fruit trees in her memory.
The Pidgey playing and chirping cheerfully under the shade of the trees instantly panicked and flapped their wings to fly away the moment they sensed her presence, disappearing without a trace in the blink of an eye!
The surroundings became so quiet that even the cicadas stopped chirping; there was only the rustling sound of the gentle breeze stirring the leaves and branches.
Mewtwo extended her fingers and clenched them into a fist. It seemed she always inadvertently released a powerful, intimidating aura, which was why no Pokémon dared to get close to her.
Hmph... she was already used to this loneliness. Friends and such... only the weak need them.
She didn't realize that the more she thought this way, the more obvious the unwilling expression on her face became.
Using Confusion to pluck the plump and juicy Pecha Berries from the branches, Mewtwo munched on them loudly while floating towards the sandy riverbank.
From afar, she could hear the rushing sound of water—the usually tranquil river was now surging and mighty; the speed at which the water rose during the rainy season was astonishing.
Glancing casually upstream, there seemed to be something on the bank?
Curiosity drove her to fly over, and as her vision became clearer... it was actually an unconscious human male!?
He lay on the riverbank, letting the surging splashes of water beat against his body.
The young man's face carried a bit of boyish innocence, with a high nose bridge, red lips, and white teeth—he was an absolute pretty boy.
Her thoughts drifted back to the past; on a stormy night when she had nowhere to go, she had also fallen unconscious just like this.
A group of brave and kind Pokémon had helped her, so Mewtwo had also gradually let go of her hatred for the world and understood what kindness was.
She glanced at the surging river—the water level would still rise. If she left him here and ignored him, he would be washed away.
No humans would pass by the vicinity of Cerulean Cave, which meant that right now, only she could help him.
Just as she was about to activate her psychic powers, her outstretched hand suddenly stopped in mid-air: Why should she help a human?
Her coming into this world was entirely thanks to humans. She was arbitrarily cloned and born, arbitrarily given the meaning of so-called "scientific research", arbitrarily granted terrifying power, and finally—
Arbitrarily stripped of the capacity for emotion.
Of course, that kind of thing had slowly developed after she was rescued, so the current her couldn't be considered a cold war machine either.
At this moment, Mewtwo decided to temporarily put aside her prejudices and follow her true heart.
With a flick of her finger, she used her psychic powers to lift the young man up, making him float in the air in an inverted U-shape.
—It's just an after-meal pastime, okay? Definitely not out of good intentions or anything like that!
After returning to her resting place in the cave, Mewtwo looked at the completely drenched young man and felt a bit troubled.
His clothes were torn and wet; if he kept wearing them, he would definitely catch a cold...
So Mewtwo carefully stripped the clothes off the young man's body and tossed them aside. The young man's delicate, fair skin and robust, naked physique made her cheeks burn hot...
Mewtwo turned her face away somewhat shyly. Extending her hands, she exerted her strength and used the Fire-type energy within her body to unleash Sunny Day: A blazing artificial sun hung high above the straw mat, and the water droplets on the young man's bare body evaporated completely at a speed visible to the naked eye!
Once his body was dried, Mewtwo carefully placed the young man on her dry straw mat using a bridal carry.
His body still seemed very weak? This wouldn't do if it kept up...
Mewtwo pursed her lips and revealed a hint of a wicked smile, using the move—Life Dew.
She leaned her upper body down and cupped the young man's cheeks with her hands. Her eyelashes fluttered slightly, and a subtle, indescribable expression flowed between her brows and eyes.
As for this form of helping... it was just a little prank~
Even the most powerful Pokémon has deep, carnal needs.
Closing her eyes, she parted the young man's lips with her own, sensually mouth-feeding the miraculous, restorative water droplets straight into his mouth.
And thus, the forbidden, erotic romance between Lorze and the Psychic-type Pokémon unfolded...