Hey guys!
You know how I said about wanting to try my hand at a more serious fic? I think what I'd do for that is make an AU of Undertale where Asgore realizes that he doesn't have the heart to kill kids so he just raises them. I dunno, maybe if y'all wanna see that and I get bored of the jumpchain fic.
By the way, this chapter contains smut (just an ass-job, though) so if you wanna skip that, look out for the yellow stars that mark the beginning and end of the smut.
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Enjoy the show!
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[1x Silver Trait ticket: Beat 2 exorcists at the same time]
[1x Golden Random ticket: Have an exorcist develop a crush on you and think you're really hot]
[1x Golden Random ticket: (literally) Sleep with the princess of hell]
I was awoken by a hangover and chimes
I haven't really drank ever in my life, hell, I only just drank yesterday, but I never knew I saw such a lightweight. Maybe it's because of the weed also interacting with the booze, but this headache really is annoying as hell. Speaking of weed, I'm not high anymore thankfully, high-James is a dumb-dumb idiot and me, Sober-James, should not have to see his actions.
Hey wait a minute, I fought those two exorcists yesterday, why am I only getting the tickets now?
Also, one of them thinks I'm hot? Ego boost for sure.
[...I'm fading]
I really don't like that damn answer, but given that I probably won't get one that I'm satisfied with anytime soon, I guess I'll just roll them.
[Blessing of Zeus]
|Rare Trait|
You are a child blessed by Zeus; there is nothing you can't fuck. What did you expect? You gain increased charisma, fertility and talent in the carnal arts. Changer abilities are easier to use and cost less energy to use and maintain. ...Oh, and your lightning-based abilities are stronger too.
[Telekinesis]
|Elite Ability|
Allows you to grab and manipulate objects in your sensory range with your energy, telekinesis acts like an invisible forcefield that you can shape and move to your liking. The greater the force you apply with telekinesis the more energy you expend.
[Ceaseless Discharge]
|Trash Trait|
"Not the one you are thinking of" Your cum refills almost instantly, and the volume of your ejaculations is substantially increased..
Jesus Christ, even more sex perks? I'm already practically a sex machine ready to reload, I don't wanna know how much I need to nut now. We'll, at least there's telekinesis a.k.a one of the coolest powers EVER. I don't think anybody realizes just how cool and strong telekinesis is, even if you discount being able to fly, crush things, lift things up, you could literally just be Gojo.
There's nothing stopping you from basically doing what Gojo's Infinity does if you're strong enough. Just set up a constant repelling force around you and basically nothing can happen to you. Granted, you can't really keep it activated constantly unless you were actually Gojo with the six eyes or something like that, but you basically get my drift, right?
Anyway, I try to get up, but I am unceremoniously pulled back down into the bed by one sleeping Charlie. To be honest, drunk and high James was terrible at decision making but he was great at opening up to other people. Maybe Charlie and I can go to Niffty when we get back and talk things out along with Angel Dust.
That is a future problem, however, and right now, I need to get something to eat.
…Well at least I wanted to, but I forgot that Charlie was genuinely Mr. Incredible. Seriously, even using all of my strength along with Armament haki and going my hybrid form with Lycan Alpha. It wasn't until I already tuckered myself out when I realized that I literally had an ability that was specifically about transforming and getting away.
Slotting in Petal Burst, I simply turned into a flying mass of rose petals and slipped out of the bed. Now that I'm looking down at Charlie, I still cannot believe how hot she is, hot hot literally everybody is really. Spectacular rack, amazing hips and ass, beautiful face, all in some tight-fitting pajamas. Y'know, judging by how she didn't even feel me pulling on her, I think that she's a pretty deep sleeper.
…I'm pretty horny.
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I hesitantly walk over to Charlie who's still blissfully sleeping on her stomach, albeit looking a bit confused due to a lack of heat (me) near her. I crawled on the bed silently and my hands moved by themselves, slowly making their way over her body, caressing almost every inch of her. I started from her shoulders, going down to her breasts to give them a soft squeeze, not wanting to push my luck.
I froze up when I heard a quiet little moan out of her, but after waiting for a minute, I concluded that it was fine and I kept going. My hands snaked down to her stomach. Truthfully, I wasn't a stomach kind of guy, but I could appreciate where there was meat on some bones and there was definitely some here.
Then I went even lower until my hands reached her hips and most importantly, her ass. Now although I wasn't a stomach guy, I must say that I like big butts and I cannot lie, and I can't lie when I say Charlie has a great ass. I know i said it before, but she really is super hot, I dunno how i didn't realize the extent of it before. Is it because I never verbalized my feelings before?
I was too horny to care, though, my fingers sinking into her cheeks like two pillows. I played for a bit, making sure to be as gentle as I could before I could barely hold it in anymore. I unzipped my pants, dropping them to the floor in a jiffy before my cock slapped itself on Charlie's asscheek.
However, before I did anything, I made sure to slot in micro hydrokinesis to clean up after myself when I was done.
Now that I was ready, I aligned my dick to Charlie's ass-crack, shuddering at the heat and the feeling of her two globes surrounding my rod. After being high for a few days and having no sex drive, there's no way that I wasn't pent up to the max and I'm doing my best not to take that out on Charlie's poor ass.
You have no idea the willpower it took to not say "fuck it" and rip the pajamas off and just fuck her ass as rough as I could, instead, I'm doing the magnanimious thing of simply using it to relieve myself.
Praying to God that she's sleeping on her back, I slowly go back and forth, having to bite my lip as hard as I could to not let out a little moan. I gripped the sheets in front of me hard to control myself, going ever so slightly faster, attempting to finish the job, but the more I do it, the more I don't want this feeling to stop at all.
I eventually steel myself, going at a slow pace. Thankfully, due to my pent up nature, I cum much faster than I usually do, my face no doubt going into some kind of goofy grin as I release my seed all over Charlie's pajama'd ass. Holding that position for a bit and making sure she's not awake, I quickly use my micro hydrokinesis to pick up all my cum.
I could feel my control slipping a bit, but I managed to control it all long enough to dump it in the garbage can in the corner of the room. Jesus Christ, I managed to cum almost a kilogram? This pent-up shit not a joke, I think I need to be ready to die behind this
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I walked down the stairs and into the kitchen, wiping sweat off my head from my antics. It turns out that hotels in Heaven are basically just houses since we somehow have a whole 2 floors that isn't intruding on anyone. I head over to the kitchen, preparing to make breakfast as a sort of equivalent exchange for me using Charlie's ass like a fleshlight.
[1x Silver Skill ticket: Get a butt-job from the princess of hell]
Oh c'mon, that's ticket worthy!?
[Fire Breathing]
|Rare Skill|
Demon Slayer - Fire Breathing is a specialized swordsmanship style and breathing technique that mimics flames and replicates them with the user's movements, techniques and abilities. Most, if not all, known techniques and forms involve extremely powerful singular strikes which 'burn' their opponents, with most attacks being initiated from a high stance. With magical power, fire can be manifested to further augment the power of the style.
Ignoring the ticket (No matter how much I liked the roll), I opened the fridge, noting it to be fully stocked and took out some eggs, bacon, and pancake mix. I threw the eggs and bacon on the stove first, but as for the pancake mix, I put it in a bowl and stirred it, but I also did something else…I poured it into my mouth.
Since I still had my holy water ability slotted in, I put my finger up to my mouth and blasted myself full of it. After that, I slotted in fire breath and cooked the pancakes inside of my mouth like some sort of furnace. Now after all of that, I now had a pancake that I spat out that had the exact same shape as my throat.
Why did I do this again?
Oh yeah, aura.
I decided to put that specific pancake on my plate and just make Charlie some regular ones along with the eggs and bacon. After only about 30 minutes, I finally got finished with all of the breakfast, making a little extra for Charlie as a bit of payback. However, when I finally got finished with breakfast, I realized that she was still asleep and I didn't really wanna wake her up.
I assumed that Heaven would've just kept the food hot, so while I could, I decided to check out what I had done while I was high. From what I could remember, apparently I had forged my very own "elite" tier weapon with my haki and fire breath. I don't know how, but it was apparently connected to my Roaring Knight armor as well, so when I put it on, I was expecting a lot… And I was thoroughly both under and overwhelmed.
I was underwhelmed by just how the blade looked. I only knew it was a blade because of my memories of wanting to craft a sword, otherwise I'd think it was a baseball bat or something. It kinda looked like Guts' Dragonslayer, just a big hunk of metal that could only be used as a sword by swinging it hard enough.
On the other hand, I was honestly overwhelmed with the amount of power that came from it. Hell, I don't even know how in the world this thing was only ranked an Elite tier, it felt like I was holding a crappy black version of Excalibur. However, if this really is Elite tier, then shouldn't it have a power of some sorts?
I really wanted to test it out, but I feel like actively wielding a sword in Heaven as a sinner is prolly grounds to get me smited off the face of the clouds, so I'm not even gonna try and push my luck. I give myself a little stretch, deactivating my armor and instead listening to the sounds of…Screaming?
I walked over to the window where I looked outside and saw an amusement park. Just across the street from me and Charlie was a whole amusement park chock full of people just doing whatever they wanted. It was big too, it kinda looked like Wisconsin Dells, but I couldn't even see the back of it, that's how big it was.
I don't recall this being here before, but fuck it.
"James, what's happening?" I turned around, looking behind to see a sleepy Charlie rubbing her eyes and walking into the kitchen.
"Say Charlie, whaddya say we hit the–"
"Amusement park? Heck yeah, I'll go put on some clothes right now." She said excitedly, the sleep in her eyes almost instantly disappearing.
"Wait, how'd you know there was one here? I only heard it when I was down here."
"Oh, I can still use all of my senses when I'm asleep, I can even look down on my body and see everything that's happening to it like a 3rd person video game." She said before walking off and going into the bathroom to freshen up.
…Wait a minute, she can feel everything while she's asleep!?
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THE END
This is off topic, but dude I'm thinking back on Chainsaw Man's ending and I just get mad at it. Dude, I was on the front pages of Twiter and Reddit defending this shit with my life, putting it on my SOUL that there's gonna be an epilouge or a part 3, or that it isnt actually as bad as it seems, but NO, Fujimoto just decided to fuck me and everybody else. If you were gonna get bored of Part 2 and end it like this, then why not just go on hiatus or drop it?
I know that Mangaka lowkey live like shit, but the HunterxHunter guy barely even makes it due to his health issues and Araki is like 85 with Jojo being monthly, so why not just do that? Chainsaw Man was definitely popular enough to justify a monthly release or just slowing down in general. It's not like Fujimoto didn't have break weeks, why not just extend them since your assistants are doing their own stuff (Fun fact, his assistant wrote Spy X Family, Dandadan and Hell's Paradise) or better yet, HIRE NEW FUCKING ASSISTANTS!!!
Nevermind though, I'm probably missing some key context for why he didn't do any of this. I'm also not parasocial enough to try and ask him these things in person.
Ok bbbbyyyyeeeeee!