Hey guys!
I got a hate comment on Webnovel that's just calling me gay. They commented like 5 times and all of them were just calling me gay, saying that I shouldn't post this story and claim that I was straight… I don't think I've called anybody in this story straight, let alone myself.
If you're seeing this, fuck you, nigga.
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Plan…What the hell is a plan?
Right now, I'm standing in front of the Vee's tower with Daki on my right. I didn't want to get immediately recognized, so I went over and borrowed (Read: robbed) a clothing store to just put me in a hoodie and some ripped blue jeans while Daki just kept her outfit for some reason.
Despite what I just said, I do have a plan. Before we even went to the tower, I had to kill time for an hour to get my cooldowns off just to get the pieces in motion. Before we walked in, I made a giant Mono-crow out of crystal before switching to clay bombs. I knew that the crystal constructs could stay for up to a day before dissipating without crystal caesar.
Even as we're walking in, I'm currently producing some small black and white marbles in my pockets. The plan was simple: destruction. After I get as many people as I could outta there, I'd use this clay to combine into a crap-ton of Monokumas and blow this place sky-high.
If that didn't work, I'd bait Vox to the outskirts and try to 1v1 him. I'm still debating on if I should use B2A and get something or if I should just use armament haki and ripper mode. Objectively, it's a better idea to overwhelm him with explosions and just kill him…
But that's how losers think.
That little bitch had the bright idea of asking for war after trying to mind-control me, so if he messes with the bull he gets the horns…Fuck, that was corny as shit, forget i said that.
Disregarding my cringe, Daki and I walked into the tower and saw that it was much more clean than I thought it would be. It looked like a normal receptionist office if you discounted the overwhelming amount of blue.
We just walked up after a couple of minutes and asked for an appointment, though, the receptionist told us kindly that we were scum compared to Vox and we should give up even thinking about meeting him. I can't prove it, but that was somehow racially motivated in some way shape or form.
Anyway, instead of dealing with some dumbass, we decided to just smoke everybody in the place. Not 'smoke' as in kill, but just knocked all of them out (the receptionist a little bit more forcefully) and put them outside.
While I was there, I decided to test out my new Overlord power and summon Jevil and Monokuma again. When I tried to make them with my power, it felt like a significant drain was on me before both of them materialized before me, making my jaw drop slightly.
Not only were both of them sentient, something that I somehow automatically knew, but they also had powers on their own.
Monokuma could clone himself en masse, making thousands of copies of himself. However, he was no stronger than an average teenager and he was still inside of a stuffed bear so he wouldn't do good.
Jevil was different, however. He could cause 'chaos' making whoever his victims are deathly scared of him before he opens the door to his personal little 'freedom' and could make them 'free'. What that means, I have no idea, but he could also fight pretty well as well as make small illusions whenever.
This may sound really good, but the downside is that every time Jevil can only open the door when his targets are truly scared of him and whenever he opens the door, he can only open it one more time while he's summoned before he loses it for the rest of the time he's here.
Good God.
"Huhuhu, what a pleasure it is to see you once again Monokuma, kuma!" Jevil said, jumping on and hugging Monokuma.
"Grrrr. GET OFF OF ME, YOU DAMN IDIOT!!!" He said, trying and failing to pry Jevil off of him.
"Yo, listen up, the both of you." I said, getting the two to separate and look at me. "Look, Monokuma, I need you to go up and evacuate everyone you can. Jevil, I need you to go and disable any security they have." I think for a moment, looking at a camera in the corner. "Firstly, put an illusion of everything looking normal."
"Sir yes sir, sir!" Jevil said, giving me a little salute before raising a hand at the camera. His hands let out a wisp of blue energy and when it hits the camera, a crudely drawn blue J appears on it. "Now let's do our jobs, Monokuma, kuma!"
"Why do you have to be my partner?" He asked in despair, walking up the stairs with a very upbeat Jevil. If this was the original Monokuma, I'd say he deserves all of this, but right now I feel a little pang of sympathy for bro.
"Daki, I need you to try and plant these–" I pull out some of the black and white orbs of clay." Around the upper floors. It looks like there's about 80, so start with floor 70 and make your way up carefully. I'm serious, if you see anything dangerous, Vox, or one of his rapist cronies, don't hesitate to throw one down and escape. That explosion will be the signal for me to get out of here, okay?"
"Don't worry, master, I got it!" She says with a smile. You know, even though she said she got it, I truly don't think there's a single thought behind her eyes. She takes the clay out of my hands, deciding to go outside and scale the building before jumping through the window.
…I guess, bro.
I might as well get busy planting.
*******
Mary Killander wasn't a bad person.
I mean, she may have cheated on her boyfriend once or twice, tying him up and forcing him to watch before she killed him the second time, but that doesn't make her a bad person! He's the one who wanted to break up with her.
Don't get her wrong, she didn't like him, but for him to break up with her? She was a damn goddess who should be worshipped and she certainly wasn't gonna let a little shrimp like him break up with her without a little revenge.
Even if she was sent to hell, she wasn't getting punished at all. Would a bad person have a smoking hot sexy new snake-body, hmmm?
Would a bad person have survived for 10 years in this place even, even through the exterminations, hmmm?
Would a bad person have gotten a job at Voxtech and even become the official leader of security of the main tower, hmm?
No, she doesn't think so!
Vox was so much better than her other boyfriends either way, he told her the truth on how she was the best woman in the world and how she should follow him in order to gain all the power and followers she could ever want.
And it worked! She had so many people working for her, worshipping her, loving her, she was in paradise! All she had to do was watch over the tower and kill any threats inside of it. Piece of cake, right?
I mean, she had her slaves constantly guarding and patrolling almost all parts of the tower with heavy guns that could punch fist-sized holes in steel, let alone a body, she was in the camera room, snacking on popcorn with a pair of special duel pistols that were modified and had angelic steel bullets on top of that.
She was living the good life…Until it started.
It all started when that man and woman came into the tower. At first they were calm, waiting in the lobby for a few minutes before she had taken a quick nap. When she woke up, they were still waiting, but had a bad feeling.
She reset the lobby camera and lo-and-behold, it was a complete ghost town. Literally nobody was in the halls, not the workers, not Velvette's fashionista's, not Valentino's porn-stars, not even her fucking slaves!
"Shit." She cursed under her breath, flipping through camera after camera to try and track down the assailants. There were 80 floors to the tower, Vox, Valentino and Velvette at the very top and the higher you got, the more important you were.
She quickly changed on priority 1 target, Angel Dust on floor 65. Valentino put him through the ringer today, working him for 13 hours straight and even having him hit the bedframe so hard it drew blood, though he didn't stop. It looked like he tried overdosing on pills to quickly die and regenerate, but judging from the blood, it didn't exactly work.
She was about to continue checking, but she felt a vibration through the building. She froze in place for a second, before the same vibration got her again, this time with a distant BANG. Her breath caught in her throat as she turned back to the cameras and looked at floor 45, the floor she was on.
She had her best slaves guarding her 24/7, having angelic steel bullets and being part of the military branches in their past lives, surely those thumps and bangs were from them beating down the intruder, right?
THUMP THUMP… BANG BANG BANG
…Shit.
The thumps were getting closer and closer, being practically outside her door by the time it stopped. She quickly got out of her seat and grabbed the pistols on her wall, frantically aiming them at the door while she waited.
It was only a few seconds staring at the door before the knob jiggled a bit and as soon as it happened, Mary emptied her clips into it. For a little bit, the only thing she could hear was ringing and the shells hitting the ground before she inevitably ran out of ammo.
The door was practically gone, being just wooden chips by the time she was done. She slowly walked over to it, putting her pistols down to her sides as a flicker of hope entered her heart–
"My oh my, my prediction was correct, correct."
But that flicker was snuffed out immediately.
She quickly spun on her heel and pointed her pistols at the figure in front of her. He was a short, simple looking blue jester with an almost permanent smile on his face. "If those bullets hit me, it would've been bad, bad! Huhuhuhuhu."
Ignoring its mocking laughter, Mary kept her pistols aimed at his face. Even though it knew that she didn't have any angelic steel bullets left, it didn't know if she had any other bullets, and right now, bluffing is her best option right now.
"Oh please, put the gun down, down. I simply wanted a conversation, your friends wanted to talk to you, you." It said, raising its hands up and strolling over to the ruined door where he placed a hand on it and it transformed.
Instead of a ruined wooden door, it turned into blue prison bars, darkness being on the other side. The thing slowly pushed it open and out from the darkness came…Her slaves? They all seemed unharmed and still had their guns intact. "One of you hurry and–" But before she could continue talking, the jester somehow came from behind her and covered her mouth.
She struggled, but for some reason, he was just way too strong. "Could one of you tell me how she treats you, you?" He asked, his strange verbal tic making him repeat the last word again and again.
"...Horrible. She makes us worship her and obey her every need while barely letting us rest. Whenever one of us passes out or dies from sleep deprivation, one of us has to pick up their slack and it all just repeats. Jonathan's still regenerating." The middle one said, his hands shaking.
How dare he, he didn't have any right to speak about her like that! She was an amazing boss, her slaves were just lazy fucking bums, that's all, if she had gotten competent ones then none of them would be dying. That's all their fault!
"So, would you like to kill her, her?" The jester asked, but Mary wasn't worried at all. Even though her slaves were lazy bums who complained to the enemy, they wouldn't even dream of killing her at all–
"Yes."
…What?
W-well, that doesn't even matter anyway. They're her slaves and they couldn't kill her if they really really wanted to, that's how the contract works!
"Well, that's child's play, play! Huhuhuhuhu." The jester said, laughing like a child after. But, before Mary could think of anything else, the jester moved its hand from her mouth to the back of her head, slamming it into the desk and knocking her out cold, sending her into a sleep that she would never wake up from.
"Hand me your firearm please, please." He said, holding his hand out to one of the soldiers. He handed his gun over to the jester without any resistance and what happened next wasn't surprising at all, but still shocking to the soldiers.
The jester hadn't wasted a second, putting an angelic steel bullet into their previous boss's skull and freeing them from their contract. "Now now, good gentlemen, would you like to work under someone who would treat you right, someone who would respect every single one of you?"
"...Who would it be?" The middle one asked and the jester looked into his eyes through the mask, seeing that his pupils were replaced by a joker card.
"The Roaring Knight of course, course!"
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"Ugh, my head."
Angel Dust said out loud, attempting to push himself up off of his bed before his arms gave out, making him fall face-first onto the bed again. 'Damnit, I knew those pills were shady as fuck'. He ranted in his mind, putting a hand up to his face and feeling dried blood near his eyes, head, and nose.
His eyes were about to close, resigning to just waiting on the cum- stained bed until he gets enough energy to deal with Valentino and his current condition, but that wish wouldn't come true.
"Wake-wakey, eggs and bakey!" A very high pitched voice said. He cracked open one of his eyes, seeing a small stuffed bear near him with half white and half black with a jagged red eye. "Goooood morning, Sunshine, you're last!"
"...What the fuck?"
"Hey, language!" Another high pitched voice said, but this one was feminine. He craned his eye over to the left and saw another bear looking exactly like the other one, but instead of black, it was pink. "There's no need to cuss."
"Fuck that noise, Monophanie, let the slut cuss all she fuckin' wants!" A blue one yelled boisterously.
"I'm a guy."
"W-w-w-what!!!???" A red one now yelled, holding his stubby hands up to his face in shock.
"Oi, you clowns, we gotta job to do! Help me out here, Monodam." A yellow one with glasses said with a Brooklyn accent and elbowed a very robotic looking green bear.
"MONODAM-IS-RIGHT. MONOKID-MONOTARO-PLEASE-QUIET-DOWN." Monodam said robotically.
It was at this point that Angel couldn't take it anymore. "Alright, what the fuck are you guys anyway and why're you here?" He asked, raising his voice, but not yelling due to his splitting headache.
"You don't know us? Well, I guess my cute little cubs haven't debuted until today, but me? I'm the great, illustrious, beautiful Monokuma!" The original one yelled, putting a hand in the air. "And my cute little cubs and I are here to save you."
You know, for all of the times creeps tried to take advantage of him on drugs, this is definitely the weirdest. Before he could say how he wasn't in the mood to get fucked right now, Monodam grabbed a robe off of the floor and threw it on him. "PLEASE-GET-DECENT-BEFORE-WE-GET-YOU-OUT. EVERYONE-TURN-AROUND-NO-PEEKING… MONOKID"
"I wasn't gonna peek, you fuckin' jerk!" The aforementioned said indignantly, as everyone began turning around and actually covering their eyes.
As he stood up and put on his robe, Angel Dust was wondering just who these guys were. 'I've seen a lot of weird people in this place, but 6 identical bear twins is just a step too far in the wrong damn direction.' He thought before starting to walk.
Unfortunately for him, he was overtaken by a sudden wave of nausea, causing him to fall backwards on the bed and let out a little groan. "Oh no, he's fallen and can't get up!" Monotaro said, turning around and running to his bed. "Don't worry mister… I dunno your name, but we'll get you outta here for sure!"
Without another word, they all start to pick him up and walk out. He didn't resist, his nausea and headache making him basically disabled. 'I'd rather die and regenerate with these bastards than deal with this stupid-ass headache.' He thought before closing his eyes and falling asleep.
"...Aww, he's sleeping." Monophanie cooed out, holding his head.
"INDEED… DO-NOT-GROPE-HIM-MONOKID." Monodam said bluntly, carrying Angel's back.
"I wasn't gonna fuckin' grope him, I'm into chicks, not weird, sexy dudes!" He yelled, holding up his legs.
"Really? I mean, it looked like you were staring at his ass." Monotaro said, not even trying to hide a snicker as he held up Angel's left arm.
"I wasn't! If anyone's into dudes, it'd be Monosuke!"
"Ay, ya bozo, don't bring me into this. June's your month, Monokid." He said teasingly, holding Angel's right arm.
"Pops, help, please, clear the fuckin' air already!"
"Hmm?" Monokuma hummed out, walking alongside his cubs. "You know I'll support you no matter what sexuality you are, right Monokid?"
"AHHHH!!!" Monokid screamed with a blush as everyone else laughed.
*****
BOOM
Crap, that's the signal!
I made another clay Monokuma in some kind of fashion designing room and started running to the stairs, however, while I was running, I was met with a few sorta familiar faces.
…Are those the Monokubs? Why are they carrying Angel Dust?
"Ey, boss, that was the signal you gave Daki, wasn't it? Monosuke asked. "Shouldn't we be getting a move on? We still got time to get the porn-star to the ladder."
"Yeah, you're right, but…Ladder?" Before I could ask any more questions, I heard screaming outside. I looked out the window and saw a literal ladder made of thousands of Monokuma's that led to the bottom which had a bunch of people running and screaming.
"When did you–" I cut myself off. "You know what, I don't really care. Lemme dismiss you guys and Jevil so we can blow this place sky high." I say, snapping my fingers and feeling my essence or whatever return to my body as I caught Angel Dust in my arms.
God, he looks like crap. I don't know the guy, but he looks like he just tried to poison himself or something.
[1x Silver ticket: Own a soul]
[1x Gold ticket: Own 10 souls]
What? When the hell did that happen!? Y'know what, nevermind. Gimmie the rolls as I get on this crow.
[Sensor]
|Uncommon Trait|
You have always had a knack for sensing and locating energy/mana/chakra etc. Your ability to sense and locate energy as well as your Thinker abilities are enhanced.
[Demeter's Blessing]
|Rare Trait|
You are a child blessed by Demeter, the goddess of Nature and Harvest. Increasing your affinity towards nature-based abilities and magic, making it easier to master and increasing their potency. In any territory you own, the soil will be enriched and fertile, and the crops will be protected from disease and vermin.
Wow…This is worthless.
Ignoring the crappy rolls, I called for the Mono-crow and hopped on while experimenting with my clay. Granted that I don't explode it, I think I made an amazing replica of my Roaring Knight armor, even if It'll break after an above average gust of wind in the wrong direction.
I quickly use the Mono-crow to maneuver over to where the explosion first sounded out, coming across a regenerating Daki and a genuinely pissed off Vox. His TV face seemed much more demonic, which suited his appearance. To be honest, he wasn't that banged up, the worst injury he had were some light scratches, which paled into Daki who was healing an entire chunk of her chest.
"YOU!" Vox yelled as Daki quickly ran and used her obi to latch onto Mono-crow.
"Yeah, Vox."
BOOM
"It's me."
I activated my clay bombs and began to fly away, hearing the fireworks in the back.
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And now you're up to speed, so let me tell you what happens after that.
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Holy shit!!!!!!
I quickly ushered the Mono-crow to go a little faster, deactivating the speaker blaring Kanye. I would fly higher up, but I already tried to do that and Vox decided to get careless and jump up to try and reach us, coming back down every time with a crater that also sent out waves of electricity that killed multiple people.
Soon, we came across the edge of the city, nothing but mountains from here on out. I moved Mono-crow to the side, stopping it from moving any further and got down, deciding to confront Vox. "Daki, don't interfere." I say, cracking my knuckles and replacing clay bombs with ripper mode. "Words are meaningless at this point so why don't we skip to the end?"
I put my hands up into a standard boxing stance, reinforcing my arms and legs with cursed energy while activating ripper mode. Almost instantly, I felt my blood boiling, everything about my body getting enhanced beyond its limits, especially my perception. Right now, the flash could run past me at full speed and I'd still track him easily.
Although I did want to beat Vox's ass, I also had another goal going into this: understanding the soul a bit. Thanks to the magician trait, I know I have some increased talent in this kind of stuff and when, not if, when I land a black flash, I'm hoping that maybe I can deepen my soul understanding with it.
The main reason for this is just because I don't like slavery. I mean, I think you can tell by the color of my skin and my love of the word 'nigga' that I am African-American, which means that if I didn't even try to stop this slaver beeswax, my ancestors would personally come from wherever they are and genuinely tear skin off the bones of my ass-cheeks.
But anyway, I got a fight to get back to.
Vox didn't waste any time, coming at me with a punch that I sidestepped, whilst retaliating with my own. To my surprise, he actually dodged and counter-attacked by…Spitting on me. His spit got in my face and even a bit in my mouth.
I quickly scrubbed my face while hurling, but that only gave Vox the opportunity to kick my shit in.. Literally, since he kicked me in the fucking balls. Now thankfully, I already reinforced my body with cursed energy so it didn't hurt as bad, but it still hurt like hell.
I had enough common sense to not kneel over in pain, so I stepped back and tried to analyze Vox. Something popular in anime is being able to tell someone personality or morality based on how they fight. Now because it was literal Japanese cartoons, i thought it was all just made up, but right now I think I'm starting to get it.
I lost that first exchange not because Vox was stronger than me or more skilled, but because he was a snake, willing to fight dirty and didn't care about the faith of a one on one. To be honest, I respected it, I mean, if his homeboy wasn't a rapist slave-master, then I'd low-key want to be this guy's friend after this.
I go back in, ready to wipe his now smug grin off of his face. Playing off of his pride, I made sure to swing like someone who didn't know how to box. Wide, overhead swings that Vox could easily dodge if he put an ounce of his back into it.
Thankfully, he did dance around my punches and hit me with a counter-attack that I "barely" blocked. I was purposefully trying to lull him into a false sense of security, with prideful people like him, it's only a matter of time before he starts getting way too cocky for his own good.
I continued this charade for a while, letting him get hits off on me, sloppily punching and even "tiring myself out" by breathing heavily while Vox looked as right as rain. "You really thought you could beat me…You?" He taunted before laughing, like genuinely eyes closed, knee-slapping laughter.
"Oh my fucking God, you IDIOT.I came out here thinking I was gonna have to struggle, maybe I'd have to sweat a bit before I beat your ass to the ground, but this? C'mon, this is just fucking pathetic!" He monologues, falling right into my trap.
I focus all of my cursed energy into my legs and right arm as he talks, unexpectedly taking off at full speed and aiming at his stomach. I fully cleared myself of any thoughts, no total concentration breathing, not worrying about ripper mode, no nothing. Right now, the past, present and future didn't exist, the only moment in time that existed was the moment my fist connected with Vox's stomach.
And thankfully for me…
KKKKSSSHHHHH
My hopes and dreams were tinged dark.
BLACK FLASH!!!!!
The sparks of black shone upon me, cradling me in its electrifying grasp as Vox flew backwards with an entire hole in his stomach. I turned that boy into a donut twin like Ace and Rengoku. The hole was right where his heart was, so I think he was dead…But there wasn't any harm in double tapping, right?
!!!!
Before I could even think of checking on Vox, my body screamed in pain, mostly my neck and head. Yeah, thinking about it there was a reason that Jujutsu sorcerers reinforced their entire body, only reinforcing one part could blow back on your entire body since humans never usually have that kind of force generated.
Thankfully since I wasn't a normal human, my neck didn't snap in half like it would normally do, but it was definitely hell on the muscles. Regardless, I walked over to Vox's body, his screen turned off and black blood began to pour out of his insides that were sparking.
Okay, I wasn't gonna hold it in again.
BLRBLRBRLRBLBRLBLRB
I'm not ashamed to admit I threw up, but when I was done, my mind was finally clear and I could feel the boost that the black flash had given me. My cursed energy swirled inside me with a new purpose and vigor, like I could finally swim in water after swimming through oil and sludge before.
I'll get some sleep and ponder on the soul stuff later. Although I can't exactly hit a black flash with other power systems, I feel like the experience of it should carry over if I remember this feeling well enough.
[1x Gold ticket: Land a black flash ]
[1x Platinum ticket: One-shot an Overlord]
Roll them things while we ride back to the hotel. I think Charlie's gonna be a little surprised when she sees we have a new resident!
[Soft Hugger]
|Uncommon Trait|
Sometimes all you really need is a hug. Your hugs feel really nice and comforting, they also help dispel negative emotional states. Your hugs are literally therapeutic. Go figure.
[Water Dragon Sword]
|Rare Item|
Akame Ga Kill - An ancient longsword that resembles a dragon, there are two fangs on the hilt of the sword, and if the user stabs their body on the fangs they gain massively enhanced physical stats and minor draconic characteristics for 3 minutes, after the 3 minutes wear off the user becomes extremely tired and fatigued.
Oh hell yeah! I think that's the third rare weapon now? Maybe when I can actually wield things, I can use this for aura purposes.
Anyway, we get back to the hotel fast as all get out, only taking about 5 minutes before we land.
*****
"Niffty, I still don't understand how you can cook all of this." Charlie said incredulously at the plates upon plates of food stacked up on each other. When Niffty asked her to conjure a table, she didn't think she'd cook 5 entire damn cows! That's not even counting all of the sides, I mean, who's even gonna eat all of this?
"The power of love conquers all~❤️❤️❤️" Nifty sweetly said, giving a nice sear on a pork chop before putting it on another plate. She had been cooking like a mad woman even before Charlie got here and for an hour after she did get here! Was it because James was gone?
To be honest ,she didn't really know James all that well. He was pretty hot to be honest, but aside from that she had no clue about him or just why he has Niffty fiending over him like this. If it was some kind of mind control or brainwashing, she could recognize and break whatever it is instantly, but no, this is purely Niffty and what she alone wants to do without any outside interference.
She was about to try and talk some more, but her door suddenly opened, revealing James with a body over his shoulder with Daki behind him, blood on her clothes.
"Oh honey, I'm home and committed a large act of terrorism!"
Charlie couldn't hold it in anymore. "James, who the hell is that? And what do you mean large scale terrorism, what did you even do???"
"Oh, c'mon, Charlie, you should get used to me breaking the limits, surpassing the world's expectations and being cringe all the way. After all, I am–
THE EXCEPTION
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THE END
So how was it? I really put my Mrleganussy into this and I think it turned out really really well.
I'm also thinking of a fic with the waifu catalog where it's a guy with Takaba's powers in Worm, just messing around with his toonforce and improving the bay while he's at it.
One more thing, there's a guy called Dougdoug and his wiki is absolutely insane. Let me give you an actual line from it, no bullshit:
Doug's diet consists of olive oil, shit, McNuggets, and Factor meals. He subsides off of 0 water, purely consuming unethically farmed olive oil from the slums of East Siberia
Love it, hate it, tell me in the comments, I love hearing your opinions.
OK bbbyyyyeeee!