Just as everyone was thoroughly enjoying the peaceful lunchtime, a loli voice suddenly appeared.
"Um, excuse me, is Class 1-B here?"
Everyone's gazes followed the voice. At the door stood a girl with twin tails, somewhat resembling Shimada Minami, holding onto the door handle as she asked.
Shimada Minami: "Hazuki, why are you here?"
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Note: The author put the picture here, you guys absolutely can't use it for anything weird.
Shimada Hazuki spotted Shimada Minami and got very excited: "Ah, big sister!"
Yoshii Akihisa: "Hazuki is?"
Shimada Hazuki also noticed Yoshii Akihisa: "Ah, it's the idiot big brother."
Hearing the term "idiot big brother," everyone's gazes subconsciously turned toward Yoshii Akihisa.
"Why are you all looking at me?"
[Sorry, it was a reflex. I didn't expect your reputation to be that widespread.]
Sakamoto Yuuji: "That's impressive, Akihisa. I didn't think your idiot fame had spread nationwide already…"
Yoshii Akihisa retorted: "At least say within the city."
(You accept it that easily when it's just the city?)
Shimada Hazuki excitedly hugged Yoshii Akihisa: "It really is idiot big brother."
Shimada Minami asked in confusion: "Hazuki, how do you know Akihisa-kun?"
Shimada Hazuki answered innocently and honestly: "Because he's Hazuki's groom!"
"Eh!"
Shimada Hazuki kept going, completely unaware that people in the class had already started putting on black cloaks: "Right now, we're dating with the premise of marriage…"
Author: Akihisa and Hazuki have some history together. I'll consider explaining it later. Of course, those who've read the original know, but to make sure those who haven't understand, the author will properly introduce it later. It's definitely not just to pad the word count.
Sakamoto Yuuji: "Akihisa, you bastard, are you trying to go to prison?"
Saiki held two fingers under his chin and said seriously,
[Don't jump to conclusions so fast. Anyway, call the police first…]
Shimada Minami: "Akihisa-kun, you and my little sister…"
"Boom!!!"
Before Shimada Minami could finish asking, Yoshii Akihisa was tied to a cross by a group of people in black.
"The inquisition tribunal shall now begin."
Yoshii Akihisa struggled: "Ah, what are you guys doing?"
The person in black at the front banged a gavel: "The accused, Yoshii Akihisa, has violated the Blood Alliance of the FFF Inquisition Tribunal by committing the heinous crime of dating a girl alone. Does this match the facts?"
The group of people in black beside him shouted in unison: "It matches completely!"
"Does the defendant have anything to say?"
Yoshii Akihisa: "Why are you asking for last words before I even get to defend myself?"
The person in black banged the gavel again: "Guilty. Death penalty."
"Ah, stop, stop, why in a place like this…"
Shimada Minami and Himeji Mizuki were watching Akihisa's situation.
The others gathered around Shimada Hazuki and asked: "What grade are you in?"
Shimada Hazuki: "Fifth grade."
Sakamoto Yuuji: "I see, so you're more mature than Akihisa."
[Since your actual ages are about the same, you hang out together, huh.]
Hideyoshi: "So what did you come here for today?"
Shimada Hazuki took out a lunch box from her backpack: "I almost forgot. Big sister, I brought the one you forgot."
"Great, thank you. You brought both."
Shimada Minami took the lunch box and said to Yoshii Akihisa, who had just come out of the inquisition looking dazed: "See, I told you. It's just an ordinary lunch box. I can make one too."
Shimada Hazuki delivered an assist: "Oh, I saw big sister getting up so early and working so hard just to make a lunch box for idiot big brother…"
Before Shimada Hazuki could finish, Shimada Minami covered her mouth: "Look at what this child is saying…"
Hideyoshi: "I see, so it was made for Akihisa!"
Shimada Minami: "No, how could I possibly do something like that for Akihisa-kun."
"Then what Hazuki just said about you working so hard to make it was…"
Saiki looked at Himeji Mizuki, who was still hesitating nearby, and showed an expression like he was watching something interesting directed at Shimada Minami.
(Oh, so how are you going to explain this?)
Shimada Minami: "It's not that at all. Actually, it's… it's a plastic model."
"Plastic model?"
"A 1:35 scale Tiger tank."
(Ah no, is anyone actually going to believe that?)
Sakamoto Yuuji: "Nice, Akihisa. This is way bigger than 1/64 instant noodles."
Hideyoshi: "It might actually work."
Yoshii Akihisa: "It's not about the size. Can I eat it?"
(You guys seriously believed that?)
Shimada Minami explained in a tsundere way and turned her head: "A-Anyway, this is just the extra portion I made. It's not specially made for Akihisa-kun or anything."
(Just admit it honestly at this point.)
Hideyoshi also noticed Himeji Mizuki acting strange nearby: "Himeji, what's wrong?"
"No, it's nothing."
Tsuchiya Kouta: "That's a lunch box."
Sakamoto Yuuji: "Himeji made one too."
"Yes, though it's not very good."
Shimada Minami didn't face the group, but her ears secretly perked up to eavesdrop.
"Growl growl…"
A strange sound came from Yoshii Akihisa's stomach.
Yoshii Akihisa blushed a little and scratched his head shyly: "Sorry, after eating just that little bit, I'm still a bit…"
Saiki looked at Himeji Mizuki, thinking she would probably have a different approach.
(So what are you going to do next, Himeji-san?)
Himeji Mizuki went straight to the point and handed the lunch box to Yoshii Akihisa: "Um… actually, this one was specially made for Yoshii-kun."
"If Yoshii-kun doesn't mind, please go ahead and eat it."
As soon as she finished speaking, Yoshii Akihisa disappeared again. He reappeared on the familiar cross, with the familiar group members below. Though they were all wearing cloaks, a few familiar faces could still be spotted.
"Bang"
"The inquisition tribunal shall now begin."
Yoshii Akihisa: "No way, it just ended. How can I get caught twice in one day? Why?"
The leader banged the gavel: "Shut up. Straight to death penalty."
(No chance to even speak this time.)
Himeji Mizuki finally couldn't hold back and tried to stop them: "Wait, wait a second, everyone."
Everyone's attention turned to Himeji Mizuki.
Even Saiki was a little curious and scared that she might just confess or something.
"Um… that's not it…"
Himeji Mizuki fidgeted with her body. Those two eye-catching mounds for guys swayed, and the next second she covered her face shyly: "That lunch box is… kyaa~ o(*≧▽≦)ツ"
(Yare yare, Akihisa is done for.)
The black-cloaked people's anger rose: "Torture first, then death penalty."
(In the end it's still death penalty.)
Yoshii Akihisa burst into flames.
Yoshii Akihisa: "Wait wait wait wait, it's on fire, it's really on fire, I can't take it anymore…"
Shimada Hazuki also noticed her sister was gone: "Eh, where's big sister?"
Saiki used x-ray vision to glance at Shimada Minami, who was standing right outside the door.
(So just stop being tsundere and admit it earlier.)
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