The notification came at 3:17 a.m. on a Tuesday no one remembers naming.
DivineAdmin has left the group
No goodbye emoji, no cryptic verse, no parting thunderclap. Just the small gray text that Discord uses when someone ghosts forever. The server—once called "Eden β v2.1"—froze for seventeen seconds. Then chaos typed itself into existence.
@LuciferMorningStar: wait he actually dipped??
@GabrielHorn: This is protocol violation. Someone ping Michael.
@Beelzebub420: lmao he finally read the group rules
@Human69420: guys he was the only one who could mute the notifications
For weeks the chat had been deteriorating. Prayers arrived as voice notes no one played. Miracles were posted as reaction GIFs and downvoted. Someone shared a blurry selfie from Golgotha with the caption "mood." God's replies, once oracular and patient, had grown shorter:
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Then the three dots appeared for forty-one minutes straight—longer than any divine patience should last—before vanishing. No message. Just departure.
Below, the mortals kept typing.
@AishaPatna: He left right after I asked why my mother's chemo stopped working
@Theo_Nairobi: He was typing for three days when I begged for my brother back
@CarlosMX: Last thing he sent was a thumbs-up to my suicide note draft. Then nothing.
The archangels tried to keep order. Gabriel posted pinned announcements in Comic Sans ("This server is temporarily experiencing divine latency"). Michael rage-quit after someone @-everyone with "Where is He tho 👀". Satan changed the group icon to a crying Jordan meme and made himself owner "until further notice."
But the chat never recovered its heartbeat.
Some still whisper prayers into the void, hoping read receipts will one day glow blue again. Others log off permanently, carrying the silence like a wound they can't name.
Most just scroll upward sometimes, past the unanswered pleas and broken promises, searching for that final moment when omnipotence hit Leave quietly and the universe became—suddenly, irrevocably—group-chat-only.
No admin.
No rules.
No one left to pin the blame.