Chapter 143 - 9

Chapter 9 Naruto: Touch Me Back for Free! Kurenai Yuhi's Brain Crashes on the Spot"Naruto!! Go die!!!"A sharp roar startled a flock of birds in the forest. Sakura knelt on the ground, her nails digging deep into the dirt, looking as if she wanted to flip the very earth itself.Naruto turned a deaf ear.He even pushed his luck, leaning half a step forward and bringing that face—so handsome it was a sin—right in front of Kurenai Yuhi."What? Does Kurenai-sensei feel like she's losing out?"Naruto grabbed Kurenai's hand and slapped it onto his granite-hard pectoral muscles with a thud."Come on, touch me back. I won't charge you."That broad and powerful palm forced Kurenai's hand to take a tour across his chest.That sensation.Hard, warm—it was pure masculine power surging beneath the skin.The string in Kurenai Yuhi's mind called 'reason' snapped completely.How is this a Genin?This is clearly a hooligan!"Demonic Illusion: Tree Binding Death!"Kurenai's fingers moved so fast they were a blur.There was no startup delay.The surrounding scenery distorted instantly.The originally sunny Training Ground vanished, replaced by a gloomy and terrifying primeval forest.Countless thick vines, like living venomous snakes, burst frantically from the ground, wrapping around Naruto's ankles, waist, and neck in the blink of an eye.Immediately following that.A massive, strange tree rose from the earth, and Kurenai Yuhi's upper body emerged from the trunk.Holding a large Kunai, she looked down from above at the bound Naruto, her red eyes filled with shameful and indignant killing intent."Insolent brat."Kurenai's voice echoed throughout the space with overlapping reverberations."In the world of Genjutsu, I am God. Now, reflect on your rudeness!"The Kunai stabbed down with the sound of whistling wind.Aiming straight for Naruto's shoulder.She didn't intend to kill him, but she had to draw some blood from this lustful bastard to let him know that a Jonin's dignity is inviolable.However.Naruto, tightly bound by the vines, suddenly yawned."That's it?"Naruto tilted his head, watching the approaching Kunai. There wasn't a hint of panic on his face; instead, he looked bored."Kurenai-sensei, these special effects are nice, but the plot is too cliché."[Ding! Genjutsu Resistance (100%) triggered.][Detected host is in a low-level Genjutsu space.][System Evaluation: This level of Genjutsu isn't even enough to tickle the Nine-Tails. Suggest ignoring it directly.]Naruto moved.No struggling.No hand signs to release the technique.He just lifted his foot and took a step forward, as if he were taking a casual stroll.Snap!Those seemingly indestructible vines snapped like fragile spiderwebs, instantly shattering into countless points of light and dissipating.Naruto took another step.The massive, strange tree collapsed with a bang.The Genjutsu space was like a mirror struck by a hammer, covered in cracks before shattering completely with a crash.Sunlight spilled down once more.The sound of cicadas returned to their ears.Kurenai Yuhi remained frozen in her hand-sign pose, her beautiful red pupils shrinking violently.How is this possible?That was her best B-rank Genjutsu!Even a Jonin of the same level would have to struggle for a while to break free.This kid... actually shattered the Genjutsu with sheer brute force?Before she could recover from the shock.A face suddenly enlarged in her vision.Naruto had closed in on her at some point, their noses almost touching.It was too close.So close that Kurenai could clearly count his golden eyelashes and smell the aggressive pheromones coming from him."Kurenai-sensei."Naruto's deep blue eyes looked directly at her, no longer filled with the previous mockery, but with a profound vortex that seemed capable of sucking someone in.[Ding! Charisma Bonus (Mature Woman Special Attack) has taken effect.]Kurenai's heart skipped a beat.Her attempt to step back stopped abruptly.This kid... why did he suddenly become so... pleasing to the eye?That wild and unrestrained temperament, paired with a face that resembled the Fourth Hokage but was even more rugged, actually made her heart flutter inexplicably."Genjutsu is fine for fooling kids."Naruto reached out and adjusted Kurenai's collar, which had become slightly messy from her earlier movements.The movement was incredibly gentle."For the truly strong, only the sensation of reality is eternal."He emphasized the word "sensation."Kurenai's face flushed red again, but this time it wasn't just shame—there was a hint of panic she hadn't even noticed herself."You... you..."Kurenai stammered, unable to form a complete sentence for a long time.The normally resolute female Jonin now looked like a young girl being teased....In the distance.Kakashi stood in the shade of a tree, his dead-fish eye bulging wide, and the icha icha paradise he had just pulled out dropped to the ground with a thud."This..."He looked at the two over there, still entangled in an extremely ambiguous posture, feeling as if his worldview was undergoing an unprecedented earthquake.That's Kurenai Yuhi!Konoha's famous icy mature beauty!Usually even Asuma wouldn't dare speak to her like that, yet this kid just went right for it?And...Was that Genjutsu just broken in a second?It was definitely broken in a second!"Are students these days... all this wild?"Kakashi picked up his book, patted off the dust, and suddenly felt like his twenty-plus years as a Ninjahad been lived in vain.On the other side.In the bushes.Sasuke stared intently at Naruto, the Single-Tomoe Sharingan in his eyes spinning so fast it was almost smoking."I can't see through it..."Sasuke's nails dug deep into the soil.At that moment, he had clearly felt the violent fluctuation of Kurenai-sensei's Chakra, a sign of activating a high-level Genjutsu.But the Chakra flow in Naruto's body was as steady as a pool of stagnant water, showing no signs of interference whatsoever.What did that mean?It meant this guy's spiritual energy was strong enough to ignore Jonin-level Genjutsu!"Not only is his Taijutsu monstrously strong, but even his spiritual power is..."Sasuke bit his teeth, the sense of frustration in his heart growing like weeds.This is the Dead Last?If this is the Dead Last, then what the hell is he, the Uchiha genius?A piece of trash?"Too... too shameless!"Sakura knelt on the ground, clutching her hair, on the verge of a breakdown.She looked at Naruto's "I'm enjoying this" expression, then at Kurenai-sensei's ashamed yet helpless look.An emotion called "jealousy" fermented wildly in her heart.Although she liked Sasuke, seeing Naruto treat another woman like that—and a woman with a figure ten thousand times better than hers...Her mental state collapsed.And in another corner of the battlefield.Konohamaru lay in the bushes, holding a small notebook, his pen tip gliding rapidly, even piercing the paper in his excitement."So that's how it is... so that's how it is!"Konohamaru's eyes sparkled, and a snot bubble expanded and contracted with his breath."When facing a powerful enemy, first use words to disturb their mind, then use physical contact to close the distance, and finally strike their mental weakness!""This is the will of fire Big Brother talked about!""This is using weakness to overcome strength!""I've learned it! I've completely learned it!"Konohamaru felt like he had opened a door to a new world. What Third Hokage, what S-rank Ninjutsu? They were all weak compared to this move!"}],