『 Viewers of Countless Worldline 』
At this precise moment, Heroic Spirits and Magi across all worlds found themselves consumed by an insatiable curiosity.
Just who would be the subject of this latest projection?
Unable to resist the pull, every gaze fixed itself upon the screen.
They feared missing even the slightest detail.
Under the collective scrutiny of the masses, the video officially began to play.
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『 "Woke up this morning and opened the window~ Feeling super cute today." Accompanying these words, a silhouette materialized on the screen.
Though a single glance revealed it to be a crude drawing, anyone familiar with Matou Shinji recognized her instantly. 』
『 .....』
〜Viewer's Chat Room〜
[ Matou Zouken: Oh… so the protagonist of this video is actually him. ]
[ Matou Shinji: ??? No way? Is the protagonist actually me? I don't dare eat shit! She's slandering me! She's absolutely slandering me! ]
[ Tohsaka Rin: Pfft— I never expected you to be that kind of person, Matou Shinji… actually daring to eat shit. ]
[ Waver Velvet: If my memory serves me correctly, this little sister must be the protagonist from the previous video, Matou Sakura! ]
[ Olga Marie Animusphere: It seems this is merely a meme video, devoid of any useful intelligence… ]
[ .....]
〜In the Worldline of ██████ Chaldea〜
Olga Marie stared at the screen before her and could not suppress a sigh.
"No useful intelligence at all… though I suppose witnessing such amusement isn't entirely without merit."
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〜In the Worldline of Fifth Holy Grail War〜
Upon seeing this scene, Matou Sakura suddenly found her composure crumbling.
She wasn't stupid…
If the video's protagonist was Matou Shinji, then the person capable of uttering such lines was, without a doubt, herself.
Just as the audience's curiosity peaked, an unexpected voice rang out from the screen.
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『 "I have a big brother too! My brother dares to walk alone at night!"
Hearing this, the on-screen Matou Shinji let out a confused noise.
"Huh? What are they doing?"
With those words, a silver-haired young girl and a purple-haired young girl appeared on the screen. 』
『 .....』
Witnessing this scene, the audience in the chat group lost their calm once again.
〜Viewer's Chat Room〜
[ Irisviel Von Einzbern: Eh… is that… am I seeing things? Illya actually appeared on the screen! And she's claiming to have a brother! ]
[ Emiya Kiritsugu: Ah, this… ]
[ Irisviel Von Einzbern: I certainly don't recall giving birth to any boys. Kiritsugu, care to explain yourself? ]
[ Waver Velvet: It looks like there's some major drama unfolding. ]
[ Hundred-Face Hassan (Assassin): Front row seats for the gossip… ]
[ .....]
" In Between "
〜In the Worldline of Fourth Holy Grail War〜
Seeing the look of suspicion on Irisviel's face, Emiya Kiritsugu felt his composure cracking.
Even he had no idea when he had supposedly produced a son…
He wanted to explain, but where would he even begin?
Although he had indeed formed a deep bond with Hisau Maiya, that didn't mean they had a child together…
Just as Kiritsugu found himself at a loss for words, Emiya Shirou in the chat group stepped forward to intervene.
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[ Emiya Shirou: …Is there a possibility that they aren't related by blood? ]
[ Irisviel Von Einzbern: So it was an adoption… then why wasn't I aware of this? ]
[ Emiya Kiritsugu: I didn't even know about it myself! It appears the screen is displaying scenes from the future… I am becoming increasingly curious about the intentions of the creator behind these videos. ]
[ .....]
〜In the Worldline of Fifth Holy Grail War〜
Watching the images on the screen, Emiya Shirou couldn't help but sweat nervously.
That was a close call; he had nearly caused a misunderstanding between his parents.
Moreover, if his own little sister was appearing on screen, did that mean he was also a member of the "shit-eating" club…?
Just as this thought crossed his mind, the video continued to play.
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『 "My brother dares to go out of town all by himself!"
"My brother dares to eat shit!"
"MY BROTHER DARES TO DO THAT TOO!!!!"
At this moment, the Matou Shinji on the screen, hearing these words, felt his soul leave his body.
Eating shit was something he wouldn't even dare to imagine, yet out of his sister's mouth, it became a feat of bravery he apparently possessed!
A deafening roar ensued.
"I DON'T DARE!!!"
With that, the entire video came to an end, the curtains falling on the spectacle. 』
『 .....』
『 Viewers of Countless Worldline 』
The audience, witnessing this finale, could no longer hold back their laughter.
They had not expected this video to be so utterly hilarious.
Good heavens, bratty kids bragging and dragging their brothers into the pit with them!
In an instant, the entire audience erupted into a fresh wave of commentary and roasting.
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