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Chapter 10 - Chapter 10: Surely are

The Fool: Want to see something... weird?

Evernight: It won't be a corpse this time, will it?

The Fool: OF ​COURSE NOT!! WHO DO YOU THINK I AM? DEXTER?

Evernight: ehhh Jeffrey the drummer maybe

The Great Emperor of this World: nahhh I think it's Jack the rapper

Evernight: jack the rapper fits grisha more

The Great Emperor of this World: @The Fool jst Send it bro Even if we don't wanna see it you'll just send it anyways

The Fool: Yes cuz I need you to suffer with me

The Fool: **I want us to be happy together.

The Great Emperor of this World: UH HUH NICE TRY BUDDY

The Fool: Okay so this is the picture of the vampire's room I mentioned...

The Fool: wait no a sanguine

Evernight: Sent it sent it

Sun: What kind of room is it? Is it a coffin bed? Is it black theme? Is the lighting reach the most of the room? How's the decor?

The Great Emperor of this World: Dawg big bro? you're interested too????

Sun: I like researching this kind of thing as a hobby actually

Evernight: ouhhhhhh nerd boi aren't ya

Sun: (^3^)/

The Great Emperor of this World: uh Is it a room with a hundred-foot bed..?? Like of the whole family tree to sleep in it..

Evernight: okay bro what's up with YOU and your IMAGINARY

The Fool: nope, wrong. All of you

The Fool: [Sents picture]

Evernight: WHAT IS THAT IS HE KIDNAP THEM

Evernight: WAIT IS THAT A FIGURES???

The Fool: BING BONG BING BONG! I almost had a heart attack by this cuz I thought I was being attacked(;´-`)

Evernight: shi I would too

The Great Emperor of this World: WAIT LMFAO?????? NERD ASS VAMPIRE

The Fool: Also I just realized Emperor Roselle Gustave was the one who invented these figures.

The Great Emperor of this World: ...

The Great Emperor of this World: Who is Roselle Gustav again???

Evernight: LMAOOOOOOOAOAOOAOOSOSOAOA NERDDDDDD

The Great Emperor of this World: SHUT UPPPPPPPPANSJUD8AOKQA THAT WASNT ME IT'S GOTTA BE SOMEONE USONG MY NAME

The Fool: I'm pretty sure it was you bro

The Great Emperor of this World: YKW FINE!

Sun: This is so different from what I imagine! I'll have to write this down my future study

Evernight: If you're going to study otaku, just study Huang Tao.

Sun: well, he's not a sanguine

The Great Emperor of this World: OH SHUT UP

 

 

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Sun: Amani and I have decided to separate ways.

The Great Emperor of this World: WAIT WHAT DID YALL GET INTO FIGHT RO SMTH???

The Great Emperor of this World: WHY

The Fool: You're talking like a you'r gettin a divorced

The Great Emperor of this World: THEY'RE DIVORCING???? WHEN DID THEY GET MARRIED

The Fool: NO I DON'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT DUMB ASS

Evernight : lmfaoaoaosooaososia

Evernight: I meannnn my condition is now stable, andddddd i already digested all the potion! So next is the advancement! I need to find my own anchor. Oh, and Grisha will help me find my anchor too

Sun: But this separation isn't all bad. I've got a lot of information about Amani's race and the pathway ヽ(●´ε`●)ノ

The Fool: I thought you already knew everything???

Evernight: RIGHT?

Sun: There's still a lot to learn! Oh, and I have to go kill the ancient gods who oppress humans. Taking Amani with me will delay my plans and her advancement! And also maybe it'll make Amani's situation worse.

Evernight: yeah you heard him. Grisha already has his own harem of angle and I'm not important to him.

Sun: You are important too!

Evernight: SIGH I have to part ways with Grisha. It's terrible BUT AT LEAST IM FREE

Evernight: NO MORE GRISHA SINGING AND HIS FOOD AND THE RED HEAD ANGLES

The Fool: grisha SINGING..??

Evernight: nah he's rapping

The Great Emperor of this World: SERIOUSLY????? THAT'S SO TUFF MAN

Evernight: Uh yeah no I word from his mouth and you're dead

Sun: You don't like..my voice?ㅠ.ㅠ

Evernight: Uh

The Fool: I'm sure she liked it!

Sun: Really?

Evernight: ummmmm

The Great Emperor of this World: amani!

The Fool: just say yes.....

Evernight: uh yeh

The Fool: see?

Sun: (;´-`)

The Fool: Um these things about beyonders are getting more and more of an..idk headache?? Anyway, keep fighting!

The Great Emperor of This World: YUHHHHHH We'll be cheering for you!

The Great Emperor of This World: #SupportingYouFromTheFifthEpouchLoveYouKissKissmwahmwah

Sun: Thank you. (#^.^#)

 

 

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The Fool: This vampire is so funny, I can barely hold back my laughter.

The Fool: [Send a picture]

The Fool: This is what he looked like when he realized he was being hypnotized.

Evernight: A handsome face, bestowed by heaven, but an otaku and a pathetic... truly a loser trapped in a handsome body

The Fool: He said he only worshipped the ancient moon, uh Lilith? but now he's tempted to worship Earth Mother.

Evernight: Omebela?? I mean I don' really liked her but I've never seen Lilith in person, so I don't know what kind of person she is. Maybe she's a bad person?

Evernight: oh wait but Lilith's in our gang, so she shouldn't be a bad person..

The Great Emperor of this World: I thought you'll kill her

Evernight: IDK MAN I CAN'T SEE THE FUTURE MKAY???

The Fool: we can only pray for it's to be not true

Evernight: SIGHHHHHHHH

The Fool: Come on, I'll try to get close to him so maybe I can get more information about Lilith before you guys meet her in person.

Sun: That's right. We shouldn't think negatively!

The Fool: mhm

 

 

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The Great Emperor of this World: I just fixed the city's drainage system..MY BACK IS GOD DAMN HURT I FEELS LIKE IM GONNA DIE

The Great Emperor of this World: okay But at least the city will be cleaner. Intis is dirty af and full of a fucking idiots, also not very developed. I have to completely re-root and re-organize it, and it's so tiring.

The Great Emperor of this World: man FUCK WHO EVER DEVELOPING THIS SHIT! FUCK WHO EVER CREATED THIS TOWN. FUCK ALISTA TUDOR!

The Fool: Thank you for your hard work Mr. Great Emperor!

Sun: Thank you for your hard work huang tao!^-^

The Great Emperor of this World: aw thanks guys!

Evernight: Come on lil buddy If you can't even do something as trivial as this what kind of woman of earth would cares about you!

The Great Emperor of this World: Speaking of women, I'm sad. Sigh... I want to go home and watching 𝓛𝓪𝓭𝓲𝓮𝓼 dancin on TikTok

Evernight: WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THOSE FONT FROM???

The Great Emperor of this World: be freaky and you'll get it automatically

The Great Emperor of this World: UGHHHHHH I MISS MY HOME

The Fool: This won't do... Huang Tao's mental health is in trouble... AMANI!! DO THE THING!

Evernight: SIR YES SIR

Evernight: [Send video]

The Great Emperor of the World: ...

The Fool: Here's the girl dancing. Are you satisfied mister?

The Great Emperor of this World: I appreciate a beautiful woman like you, Amani. idk if you might like me or anything but like

The Great Emperor of this World: your dance movesais so fucking sad bro I'm gonna cry

Evernight: DO YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH?

The Great Emperor of this World: NO MA'AM

 

 

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Evernight: [Send photo]

Evernight: I stopped by to help a small village. There are no beyonder here, and it's not under the rule of the ancient gods somehow? the monsters attacking them so I helpe them! Now they feed me and worship me.. Is this what having a cult feels like??

The Great Emperor of this World: You're already a god aren't you?

Evernight: That doesn't count because it was in the future

Sun: There's not any beyonder there?

Evernight: yepppp One times one is zero

The Great Emperor of this World: One times one isn't zero tho

Evernight: And I don't care. I'll just rest here for the night and then continue on! I haven't slept in three days

The Fool: THREE?

Sun: I think you better be careful. Not being under any ancient god is one thing but not having any beyonders there is too strange.

Evernight: I can take care of myselfffffff but thanks for your concer btw!

 

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Evernight: THE DAMN VILLAGE IS ALL MONSTERS GOD GAMN IT I SHOULD HAVE TRUST GRISHA

Evernight: AHIAGI9JGAOQHIWCIHCWJOQCJKVQJLGQYUFTQ

The Great Emperor of this World: The curse of Zhou Mingrui has spread to Amani...!!!

The fool: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN BRO???

 

 

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The Great Emperor of this World: I FULLY DIGESTED THE POTION!!!!

Sun: Congratulations!!

Evernight : yoooooooo congrats!

The Fool : Congratulations!

The Great Emperor of this World : hehehehehehehe thankssssss

 

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The Fool: Huang Tao, can I borrow your blaspheme Card? Rn? I have important matters to attend to.

The Great Emperor of this World: Dude You fucking STOLE it and you still have the nerve to ask for it???!?!?!?!?

The Fool: comonnnnnnnnnn just let me borrow them

Sun: Is there something important?

The Fool: Just a bunch of scum bag pedophile

The Great Emperor of this World: OH MY GOD??? Mr. Fool's judgment has returned?

The Fool: That's sounds so..nerd

The Fool: But yeah

The Fool: We're going to kill pedophile tonight

 

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Evernight: @The Fool, IM BACK I NEED AN UPDATE RIGHT NOW!!!

Sun: Oh, hi there Amani We've been were waiting for zhou too!

The Great Emperor of this World: AMANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII My love! you're finally here! I can't stand listening to Grisha talk about atomic shit anymor!!!. IM GOING TO DIE

Sun: Huang Tao himself said he was preparing for the Gaokao exam!

Sun: You're still a child, so you have to listen carefully, okay?

The Great Emperor of this World: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Evernight: lmfao good luck lil bro

The Great Emperor of this World: SGJSHCKSHFSJKSJVKKJVA

The Fool: Hello!

Evernight: OMG ZHOU PLEASE UPDATE US

The Great Emperor of this World: ZHOU MI BRO HELP MEEMRMMRMEJSHSIOS

The Fool: [Sent picture]

The Fool: pedophile down!

The Fool: i also..! Put the tarot card there so that's mean our evil organization will be world wide

The Great Emperor of this World :FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh

Sun: you did a really great job zhou!

The Fool: thanks guys

Evernight: Mr.fool HATE pedophile. So be like Mr fool kids

The Great Emperor of this World: WE'RE EATING PEDOPHILE BLOODS AND FLESH TONIGHT

 

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The Fool: bro

The Fool: Uh

The Fool: at first, my teacher was an angles

The Fool: Sequence2?

The Fool: and now uh.. NEW BORN child is an angle

The Great Emperor of this World: I mean Amani is a dog and she's an angle too

Evernight: WHY ARE YOU DRAGGING ME INTO THIS?

The Great Emperor of this World: WAITTTTT Why don't you take this opportunity to collect angels like Grisha?

Evernight: sound like a Pokémon to me

The Great Emperor of this World: I mean, am I wrong?

Evernight: Hell nah that's literally the best idea ever. ZHOU LET ME BE YOU ANGLE

The Fool: Amani I'm your believer

Evernight: Then would you like to be my angle?

The Fool: Uh I refuse and I'm not even an angle

Sun: Everyone can be my angels by my side so we can be together too! ^_^

Evernight: Uh, bye! I have to go and find some food.

The Great Emperor of the World: Oh um the people are protesting! POLICE!!! GET DOWN ALL OF YOU

The Fool: WHAT THE FUCK?? YALL LEAVING ME???

The Fool: UH? UM OH NO ANGLES ARE ATTACKING ME AHAHHAHAHATSSHEHEJS

Sun: where!

Sun: where?

Sun: Zhou?

Sun: Everyone?

 

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Sun: Everyone, I won't be able to attend this week's meeting.

The Fool: Why?

Evernight: NOOOOOOOO WHOS GONNA INFO DUMPING US NOW?

Sun: Sorry (T - T) I think I'll start planning. Things and I should at least scout Laos a bit.

The Fool: Well alr

The Great Emperor of this World: Aw, I'll miss you big brooo

Evernight: Then I won't be in the gatherin either.

The Great Emperor of this World: WHA WHY?

Evernight: Finding ingredients to advance. I'm only missing a few

The Great Emperor of this World: Really! Then I'll just sit there and be lonely!?

Evernight: Bear with it, kid. It's over.

The Great Emperor of this World: THEN I WON'T BE GOING ETHE There's a party anyway. I don't want to have to hide in the bathroom every time.

The Fool: then should I cancel the meeting?

Sun: No, it's not necessary. Consider it a meeting of people from the ypur epoch only

The Fool: Got it. See yall next week!

Evernight: Okay!

Sun: See you later.

 

 

 

 

 

The Fool: OH SHIT LITTLE SUN IS IN TROUBLE 

The Fool: BOTH AMON AND TRUE CREATOR ARE TARGETING HIM

The Fool: GRISHA!!!

The Fool: nvm he's fine i helped him

Evernight: I was gonna say something but like ok I'm glad he's fine

The Great Emperor of this,World: poor child he's only 14 and gotta go though all this

The Fool: ikr?

The Fool: and now I'll have to pray mister ture creator aka.grisha don't find me or else I'll be dead x-x

Sun: (´TωT`)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Mr. A, dressed in a long black robe, was sitting in front of a giant statue hanging upside down from a cross, motionless for a long time.

 

 

Suddenly, his ears caught something. Mr. A froze for a moment before using his left hand to pull out his right finger entirely. He stuffed the bloody finger into his mouth and chewed loudly.

His body violently convulsed as if being grabbed by an invisible palm. In that state, Mr. A stretched out his right arm and used the blood from the wound to write characters on the floor.

 

"Servants and follower of 'The Fool that doesn't belong to this era The Mysterious Ruler above the Gray Fog The King of Yellow and Black who wields good luck' are residing in Backlund, seek them and protect."

 

 

 

 

 

"Neighbor."

 

 

 

 

 

As the last message was written Mr. A's eyes suddenly widened and his body stopped shaking. He lowered his head to read the message he had written hundreds of thousands of times before the corners of his mouth curved up.

 

"I humbly accept your command My lord! We will find and protect your dearest neighbor immediately!"

 

 

"The Fool has returns."

 

 

Mr. A knelt on the ground, feeling happy as he rediscovered the meaning of his life.

 

 

 

 

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The Fool: DUDE

The Fool: @everyone

Evernight: bro it's 1am

The Fool: I thought you don't sleep???

Evernight: I don't. Tell me what happened

The Fool: grisha you there??

Sun: yeah!

The Great Emperor of this World: we all are!

The Fool: uh

The Fool: I've heard a rumors

The Fool: that ture creator was finding "the fool's follower" (which have none and only have me)

The Great Emperor of this World: well that's grisha

Evernight: I mean it's grisha

The Fool: Well the grisha in the question TRIED TO KILL ME HUNDREDS TIMES ALREADY

The Fool: NOW HE LEAKS MY NAME AND THAT'S MY BANK ACCOUNT PASSWORD!!

Sun: Noooooɵ̷̥̥᷄᎔ɵ̷̥̥᷅

Evernight: ALL THAT AND YOU WORRIED ABOUT YOU BANK ACCOUNT?

The Fool: YES

The Great Emperor of this World: poor people problem

Evernight: having a bank account problem

The Fool: ok ok lemme continue first

The Fool: and uh

The Fool: he's said "To protect them"

Evernight: oh

Evernight: i mean it's grisha? Why not protecting your friends???

The Fool: but all these time he were trying to kill me!

Evernight: it's just a drunk people man why so serious about it

The Great Emperor of this World: true

The Fool: wha

The Fool: UGH FINE!

 

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The Fool: weird ass mirror

Evernight: Huh

The Fool: Nothing!

 

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The Fool: @The Great Emperor Of The World AUSTRALIA REALLY IS HELL AND YOU WENT THERE

The Great Emperor Of This World: OMG I FLY TO ANOTHER COUNTY?

The Fool: THAT'S NOT THE FUCKING POINT

Sun: [Sends photo]

The Fool: ...Who's this guy? Why is he lying on the ground like that?

The Fool: poor guy must got punch early hard

Evernight: I feel like Grisha just punched him in the face with the power of holy and Friendship.

The Fool: ??? Grisha why did you punch that guy?

The Great Emperor Of This World: He's dressed SO COOL like a cosplayer, uh is he a demon??

Evernight: yeah...Grisha might punch him

Evernight: I mean, Grisha really likes Christian stuff. And He's a god, so how could he not punch a demon?

The Great Emperor Of This World: Jesus and the Demon lmao?

Sun: Amani's right! He's a demon, and demons embody sin and evil, so I have to defeat him!

The Fool: Grisha... Did you just punched random pitiful man because he looked like a demon?

The Great Emperor of this World: BIG BRO WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

Sun: He's not just a nameless, random man! He's an ancient god!

Sun: also I left him there and let him survive

The Fool: ..so you just punched an ancient god and then sent it in the group chat like you did when you cooked food?

Sun: yeah^_^

Evernight: You know what? I'm not even that surprised.

The Fool: well I am

Evernight: Who's this guy? I don't even know him.

Sun: Farbauti! ^_^

The Fool: FARBAUTI?????? WHAT

Sun: I convinced him to join us and then I'll let him go

Sun: and I'll pick him up after amani advanced

The Fool: WAIT WIATAW QIATW TWAIT WHATA??????

The Great Emperor of this World: What if he escape?

Sun: He won't! I tied him up

The Great Emperor of this World: yeahhhhhh big bro I don't think that'll work

The Fool: WAIT

The Fool: YOU JUST WALKED IN AND PUNCH HIM?

Sun: Mhm!

The Fool: AND WENT "join my evil organization" ?????????

Sun: Mhm!

The Great Emperor of this World: ...so tuff! so nonchalant!

Evernight: I'm both surprised and not at the same time

?????: OH GREAT HEAVENS! DANG IT THIS IS A CRIME YOU CAN'T JUST FORCE ME TO DO THIS LET ME GO!

Evernight: Lmao????? Grisha! The victims are protesting!

?????: I WANT JUSTICE!

Sun: You're a mindless demon, half-mad half-not and abou to losing control It's hard for you to even speak or maintain your sanity. You can't even talk to me. You can only let out the roar. What I am doing is right!

?????: WELL I CAN'T HELP THAT! I woke up like this! CORUPPTED! and Lilith helped me for years! If it weren't for Lilith, I would've losin control for AGES ago! IF YOU WANT TO INSULT SOMEONE THEN GO TELL THE MOTHER OUT SIDE THE BARRIER

Sun: ( `□´)

?????: You're the one who suddenly punched me!

The Great Emperor of the World: This is the first time I've ever seen Grisha so angry. GO GRISHA GO!

Evernight: Wait You're cheering for Grisha? Then I'll cheer for the farbauti

?????: In this cruel and dark world, there's still you who knows and protects the weak! You're such a good person!

Evernight: Uh, um, thanks?

The Great Emperor of this World: wait who's this Ancient God again?

?????: The Darkest side of the universe, the Demon monarch!

Sun: The Demon King

?????: That's right!

Great Emperor of This World: OHHHHh it's you. I've heard so much about you.

Great Emperor of This World: Keep fighting. I won't bother you.

The Fool: are yall really THAT stupid or are yall just ignoring it

The Fool: Uh...Are We really not going to address something more important in the room?

Sun: ?

Sun: oh

The Great Emperor of this World: WAIT OMG

Sun: How did you even balanced your corruption right now? How did you even talked?

Sun: and I did not give you a phone, did i?

?????: gulp..

The Great Emperor of this World: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DEMON!!!

?????: AHHHHHHHHHHH WHERE!?

Evernight: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE DEMON!

Evernight: HOW DID YOU EVEN GET IN HERE GET OUUTTTQTQTATTATAYAHA

?????: ME?

The Great Emperor of the World: GO AWAY DEMON GO AWAY I HAVE A GOD HERE YOU SEE!!!!!!

Evernight: HUANG TAO!!!! THORW THE BOILED TOMATO!!!

The Great Emperor of this World: EAT THIS!

?????: WHAT DID I DO!!!

Evernight: IT'S STILL ALIVE!!! ADD THE GARLIC!!!

Evernight: AND THE PEPPERS!!! AND THE PASTA!!!

Evernight: THROW THE PASTA AT HIM

The Great Emperor of this World: UM UH YES MA'AM

?????: NOOOOOOOHWIWIAOOAOAAOOAOAOANNAKAOANAKAKHSGDIWQI

The Fool: ARE WE DEAD ASS??? WHY ARE YALL ROLE PLAYING NOW??

?????: FR

The Fool: you know what add the cheese

?????: THOUGHT YOU WERE PROTECTING ME!?!?!?

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