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"Quiet down. As your new homeroom sensei, I feel it's necessary to say a few words."
Kaito looked at the female students below, whose eyes were sparkling as they stared at him. Remembering his current identity, he quickly cleared his throat twice before speaking.
"Huh? We're going to hear Kai-chan's long-winded speech again."
When Rimuru heard Kaito say that, she knew this guy wouldn't stop until the dismissal bell rang. Thinking of this, she reached out and pulled Milim, who still didn't know what was about to happen, and found two random seats to sit down.
"As your sensei, I will definitely cultivate all of you into outstanding talents for the country, and in this way..."
After that, it was the long-winded speech that everyone disliked, and Kaito only stopped, still feeling unfulfilled, when the bell for class dismissal rang.
"Oh my, has time passed so quickly? Never mind, I'll talk about the rest later."
At this point, Kaito looked at the students below, who were all asleep, and the corners of his mouth curved slightly upwards, revealing a brilliant smile. He softly said to the front of the classroom.
"May all students have good dreams!"
"Hehe, that was truly an impressive speech. If it weren't for the time, I believe I could have listened to it forever, Kaito-sensei!"
Among the only two people in the entire class who weren't asleep, a beautiful girl with long, blood-red hair smiled and praised Kaito from the podium.
"Rias Gremory, you liked my speech?"
Kaito seemed to have found a kindred spirit, asking softly with an expectant look. Even Milim, the oldest Demon Lord, couldn't withstand Kaito's magic attack and was currently sprawled on her desk, fast asleep. Rimuru, on the other hand, had started chatting with Teacher Ciel from the very beginning, completely blocking out all external sounds.
"Of course, our minister liked sensei's speech. Who knows, she might even like you as a person."
When Rias heard Akeno's words, her face couldn't help but flush, and she softly called out.
"Akeno!"
"Yes, yes, yes, Kaito-sensei, all of that was just me joking. You mustn't take it seriously, okay!"
Akeno suddenly showed a charming smile and explained to Kaito.
"Hehe, this must be Akeno Himejima. To have listened to my speech until now without falling asleep, you are very impressive! If you ever have any problems you can't solve, just come to me. Sensei will help you solve them."
"And Rias, seeing as you liked my speech, if you have any troubles, you can also come to me. I can handle any trouble!"
It was rare to see students who could listen to his speech until now without collapsing, and in his excitement, Kaito immediately made a promise. Especially when he spoke to Rias about her own troubles, he deliberately emphasized his words.
Of course, the two girls, who at this moment had no idea how fortunate they were, were smiling as they spoke to Kaito.
"Hehe, in that case, if trouble really comes knocking, Sensei must help us!"
"Of course. I am a sensei, and I keep my word."
Hearing Kaito's words, Rias and Akeno stood up and walked to the front of the classroom. After bowing slightly to Kaito, they walked out of the classroom with smiles on their faces.
Soon after, Rias and Akeno arrived at the old school building and entered the Occult Research Club, immediately seeing Sona sitting on the sofa, drinking black tea.
"How was it? Did you experience it? How do you feel?"
Sona looked at Rias, who walked in with a smile on her face, and asked expectantly.
"It didn't feel as scary as Tsubaki said. He's a very approachable guy."
Rias went straight to the main sofa and sat down, looking at Sona with a bewildered expression.
"That's because you haven't seen his terrifying side."
Sona recalled the shudder she felt when Kaito suddenly appeared behind her. Even now, she remembered it vividly.
"As your good friend, Rias, I'll give you a piece of advice: never play with fire, or I'm afraid you'll get burned."
Rias looked at the serious Sona, then thought about Kaito's incessant speech in class, and couldn't help but chuckle.
"Hehe, I know, I'll be careful. You didn't just come to warn me about Kaito, did you?"
"No, I wanted to tell you that things haven't been very peaceful lately. You'd best pay attention to the Fallen Angel at the abandoned church. If you have your own plans, then just pretend I didn't say anything."
After Sona finished speaking, she said to Tsubaki, who was standing behind her.
"Tsubaki, let's go."
"Then, Rias, Akeno, we'll be leaving first."
Tsubaki bowed slightly to Rias and then followed Sona out of the Occult Research Club.
Rias watched Sona's retreating figure and fell into thought.
'Perhaps, I was too hasty...'
At this moment, the school cafeteria was packed with students from all grades, all staring at the few people sitting at a dining table, eating heartily.
Chew, chew, chew...
"Mmm, mmm, mmm, this is delicious, I want another serving."
Milim hadn't even swallowed the rice in her mouth before she eagerly started asking for another serving.
Chew, chew, chew...
"Hmph, I don't think you've ever eaten anything good. The food here is far worse than what Sakuya makes!"
Kaito looked at Milim, whose mouth was full, with a look of disdain, and kept mocking her.
"Kai-chan, before you talk about Milim, can you please look at how much you've eaten yourself!"
Rimuru pointed at the empty bowls piled half a meter high next to Kaito, also looking at him with disdain.
"Burp... I was just a little hungry today, it's not... burp... that the food here is so delicious."
Kaito finished the last grain of rice in his bowl and let out a long sigh of relief.
"Master, have some tea. And Milim, you can't eat anymore after this serving. Overeating is not good behavior."
Sakuya placed a cup of green tea in front of Kaito, then admonished Milim, who was still eating.
"I know!"
Sakuya nodded in satisfaction, listening to Milim's slurred words.
"Wow... a maid, such a beautiful maid! Issei, should we go introduce ourselves?"
"I also want to be taken care of by a maid like that. If I could be taken care of by such a beautiful maid for a day, I'd die happy!"
At this moment, Matsuda, one of the perverted trio, looked enviously at Kaito being served by Sakuya.
"How nice, a maid. And those two girls are so pretty too. Does being handsome really make girls like you that much?"
Motohama also looked at Kaito with envy and jealousy.
"Issei, why aren't you saying anything?"
"I'm telling you two, do you still remember why we came to this school? It's almost spring of the second year, and we still haven't found girlfriends!!!"
Hearing Issei Hyoudou's roar, the two beside him immediately hung their heads and responded in low voices.
"Don't say it, I feel more and more empty..."
"Ah... my life is over..."
Under the setting sun, Issei arrived at the overpass with a dejected expression, leaning on the railing with both hands, watching the cars speeding by below. He sighed helplessly.
"What a dark youth. If this continues, my student days will end in an ordinary, uneventful routine where I can't even touch breasts."
Kaito, who was holding a camera in the distance, heard his words and was utterly speechless. He truly couldn't understand how Rias and the others could be interested in this guy. He had no redeeming qualities whatsoever, and instead had a ton of flaws. A man could be lecherous, but not perverted. If he had done those things back home, he would have been beaten to death long ago.
Anyway, Prince Kaito, who had undergone education, stated that he didn't think much of this guy.
Could it really be that good men don't get the girls, or rather, bad men do...