" RAH-RAH-RAH-RAMPAGE!"
On the deck of a ship, a mob of rugged individuals swarm a large man in a fedora . However, instead of the expected beatdown, the fedora wearing man is sending the group flying by twos and threes. They groan as they smash into ether the deck, the mast, or each other, every collision knocking teeth loose.
" You guys are nothing to us funk brothers! GET OUT OF THE WAYYY!"
The fedora man, Kelly funk, roars before his fists shoot of like a machine gun. Sweat marred his forehead as it has been hours since he boarded this damn ship.
It was supposed to be a simple mission. Jump in, find the target, and give them a good punch to the dome. Their intel said "Furnece jaw" Brakk, a member of the Bluewake pirates worth 96 million, was last seen leaving an island known for their iron forging techniques.
Normally Kelly wouldn't have gone for such a target, as their captain was someone worth 300 million. However, Brakk had gone without the main ship. And accident's are known to happen on the grand line.
So Kelly had his brother wear him in advance, and chased. Everything went wrong though when a lookout had spotted their large frame and gathered Brakk's subordinates , leading to the current reverse jumping.
" what is with this guy!? My blade's not cutting!"
"Yeah, my knuckles are still aching from punching him…"
"I'm out of ammo! Someon, cover- Ack!"
The mob continues to think as blades chip or outright snap while shells either sail past or bounce off Kelly entirely.
A strong right hook catches another subordinate as Kelly catches his breath.
'Brother! Watch out! An attack from the right!'
Bobby funk suddenly screams a warning to his older brother in his head. A little known fact of the Jake-jake no mi is that the wearer can still retain their senses if the devil fruit user wills it, thus making the cowardly younger brother an amazing lookout for any danger, saving their skin many times.
Kelly turns and launches a fierce jab, confident his brother's strength and his skill can knock out any opponent.
"Guh!" Bile escapes his mouth as he is launched across the deck, sailing straight offf into the waiting sea.
Panic rises as the weakness over takes him as he begins sinking.
"Brother!" A zipper pulls open across Kelly's torso as Bobby jumps out. The cold water immediately hits him, but he doesn't care as his brother was more important. With one arm holding Kenny, he kicks with all his strength, the air draining from his lungs as his brother passes out from both exhaustion and lack of oxygen.
Bobby breaches the surface and with a might jump, lands on the deck. The pirates that could still fight were waiting on the deck, cruel grins now on their once fearful faces.
A pirate wearing a bandanna was the first to speak "Look what we have here. Not so tough now, aye?"
"Hey- hey, why's there two of them? Wasn't it one large guy?"
"Hm? yeah your right, this guy came out of nowhere.."
"Whatever! Let's kill them both for trying to board us Bluewave pirates!"
Bobby looks on in terror as the group closes in. " No! Stay away!" Bobby shields His unconscious brother with his body as the pirates lunge. They laugh with glee as they stab or shoot, jeering at the cowardly brother as he remains crouched. Yet they soon realize that their weapons had no affect.
"Fuwahahaha! You sea dogs are weak! A chicken could hit harder than you lot!"
"Boss!" The pirates make way as Brakk approaches the downed Funk brothers. Burn scars marr his body as his bald head reflects the sun's light. His jaw creaks as the iron building it strains from his boisterous laughter.
" And as for you two, you guys weren't even worth my attention. Not even worth being the dirt under my shoes!" Brakk laughs again, with his subordinates joining in so as not to irritate their boss.
Bobby remains quiet, still protecting his brother.
"Oi! I'm talking to you!" Seeing as his words had no affect, Brakk angrily stomps his shoe on Bobby's back. He grunts, but is otherwise unaffected.
"Tch. A tough guy huh. No matter." Brakk takes his foot off Bobby before taking a few steps back. His subordinates make space, eager for the unfolding spectacle.
" The tough ones are always my favorite to torch!" And with a fierce blow, a click was heard from Brakk's mouth as fire spwed unrelenting.
Bobby wails in agony as the searing heat attaches to his skin. His skin glows a bright red as the torrent lashed at his back. Yet Bobby remained, refusing to let his brother get hurt.
The flames soon stop as the iron jaw cools. Brakk stares, somewhat impressed as most would have been charcoal by then. But then he sneers, as it would only be a matter of time.
" You guys, grab the big one and lock him up in the brig I'm not done with him."
"Yes!" (X12)
The pirates dogpile Bobby, straining as they try to pull him to the cells. Bobby struggles forward, repeatedly shouting "Brother!" As Brakk steps toward the prone funk brother.
Grabbing a sword from a nearby subordinate, Brakk stabs Kelly's chest, piercing his heart. The pain shocks him to fading consciousness as he takes in what's happening. His brother yelling for him as a dozen men bind him with rope. The other pirates nearby mocking them with their eyes. And Brakk, their target piercing his wounds with a sword.
Kelly coughs blood as he musters the strength to speak. " Brother… try to… live..well." With those dying words, Kelly funk passes away, his fruit soon to reincarnate somewhere else in the world.
"BROTHERRRR!"