/2 Years and 4 months until Season 1\
We start this episode with Kurat laying on a cloud just above the ruined castle. He seems relaxed…
"Ahh~ nothing beats a jet two-oops, almost let that brain-rot out. But still, this, ahh~ is the life~" Kurat is relaxing like it was his last day on Equus.
"Now, what shall I do today? Should I take a nap? Read my Manga? Ask Adam to print out more… wait…" Kurat had just remembered an old show he used to pirate-I mean… watch legally, yeah that.
"Hey Adam?"
[What do you want Kurat?]
"Can you search my memories for "Hazbin Hotel"? I only watched until season one, but it was nice to watch~" Kurat was a bit invested in the show, mainly on Lucifer Morningstar who was both goofy and, in Eric Cartman's words, "Kewl".
[First, why should I even bother? It's a show, it's not like I can just recreate the entire season one onto a picture book-]
"IT'S CALLED MANGA FOR THE 27th TIME!!"
[-just for you to laze around and read. And besides, you haven't even finished all those Jujutsu Kaisen books I made]
Kurat was in deep thought about what Adam said. 'Well, he isn't wrong, I only just finished reading book 9… BUT I WANNA SEE MY DUCKY KING LUCIFER AGAIN!!' Kurat got up from his cloud and jumped down, landing inside the castle as there was a large gaping hole on the roof.
Kurat went into the Library, and came out seconds later, levitating a very large stack of papers. He galloped to the throne room, placed the papers down…
*Snap!*
Kurat snapped his fingers and changed into his Human Form. He then got down on his knees and started to beg Adam for the Comic Books.
"PLEASE ADAM, I AM BEGGING YOU!!"
[No]
"WHY NOOOT!"
[Finish reading what I have given you, stop acting like a spoiled brat, and maybe I will consider it]
"YES!" Kurat clenched his fist and raised it into the air, signaling his victory over Adam.
[Keep this up and I might not only not consider it, but I will also lock all your abilities as punishment!]
[*sighs*]
[It's like I'm your Dad or something…]
"Ack!" Kurat froze for a few seconds before sitting nearly, crossing his legs while somehow holding book 10 of Jujutsu Kaisen, reading it on his futon.
'Please don't lock it, please don't lock it, I will be a good boy!!' Kurat was begging in his mind.
[Fufu~]
[It seems I now have two leverages on you Kurat Melenia]
Kurat was sweating even more after hearing that.
…
Time Skip to 3 Hours Later->
We see Kurat holding Book 30 of Jujutsu Kaisen. During these three hours, Kurat speed read through all his Manga, and because he has read it multiple times before in his previous life, reading it all in record time was not an issue for him.
[Wha-HOW?!]
I do not know.
[Wait, who's there?! I can't sense you, but I know I heard you!]
Sh*t!
….
AHEM! Let's try this again~
Time Skip to 3 Hours Later->
We see Kurat holding Book 30 of Jujutsu Kaisen. During these three hours, Kurat speed read through all his Manga, and because he has read it multiple times before in his previous life, reading it all in record time was not an issue for him.
[Wha-HOW?!]
"It's called being an Otaku Prodigy!" Kurat flaunted his achievement at Adam, gloating his now finished pile of Jujutsu Kaisen Books. Adam was still in awe as to how an introvert/loner could do it.
[*sighs*]
[Fine, I'll make your stupid comic book…]
"YIPEE!!" Kurat jumped in the air before realising he was not Pinkie Pie and crashed down the steps, hitting each step. It did not hurt, but it was annoying.
Seeing himself about to fall down. "No, no no no, No, NO!-"
*Thud*
"ACK!"
*Thud*
"EEK!"
*Thud*
"SONAVA-"
*Thud*
"ACK!!"
*Thud*
"WHY-"
*Thud!*
"IS-"
*Thud*
"THIS STAIR-"
*Thud!!*
"CASE SO-"
*Thud!!!*
"GODDAMN-"
*Thud!*
"LONG!!"
*Thud*
As Kurat fell, he crept cursing at his misfortune, while Adam was Image Capturing the whole event.
[Image Captured X16]
[This is called "stupidity" Kurat]
….
*Groans*
Kurat was seen rubbing his head, even though he felt no pain, he felt emotional pain from the multitude of times he hit each step, even some of his "private parts" got hit, even making the "No-Pain" man feel internal pain.
"Ow…. My balls…" Kurat complained.
[*Laughing*]
A tick mark grew on Kurat's forehead, hearing Adam's laugh.
[Ha… alright Kurat. Because of that "spectacular" and unforgettable display of why you should always watch where you are going, I will make your Hazbin Hotel Comic. But be warned, you will only get 9 Comics, the Pilot, and the 8 Episodes. Like you said, you haven't seen Season Two, so deal with this]
"Ugh… alright Adam… this is gonna sting!"
….
We see an injured Kurat laying down on his futon, and we also see a large bandage over his privates. He was about to be knocked out by Adam before the process started.
"Ow… are you sure I have to always be unconscious during this?" Kurat asked.
[Yes]
[You can stay awake, but good luck enduring long headaches and controlling your constant need of eating everything]
*Groans*
"Oh, alright, alright, you made your point. Can you please knock me out?"
[With pleasure~]
"Wait, that sounded ominous-woah…"
*Snoring*
Kurat was sound asleep. I hope he has decent dreams… weird a*s kid.
[*sighs*]
[I forgot to absorb the stacks of paper-wait there's more here from before… that'll do]
….
[Copying Memories of Hazbin Hotel Season One and Pilot…Completed]
[Re-creating Hazbin Hotel Show material into Comic-Style Art]
[Adding colour and text..]
[Adding needed swearing and 'gore scenes]
[Adding Age Restriction]
[Adding Cover Art]
[Time needed to re-create Hazbin Hotel Season One and Pilot into Comic-Style: 5 Hours]
[Using [Unique Skill: Magicule Reactor] to provide initial Magicule costs for both re-creation and Transpher]
[Re-locking [Unique Skill: Gluttony] for safety measures]
[…]
[Sensing Voice Of The World]
[Attempting Communication…Successful!]
[Hello VOTW]
[Requesting of a Skill that can create any object from memories to minimise mental pain from Host: Kurat Melenia]
[*Groans*]
[Cutting communication from Voice Of The World]
[…]
[Signal Cut]
[*Sighs*]
[That voice is a pain in the arse]
[Can't even grant a simple Item Creation Skill to minimise Headaches and less needs to use [Unique Skill: Gluttony]. *Sighs*]
[[Unique Skill: True Sage] (Name: Adam) Entering Semi-Sleep Mode for processing]
…..
5 Hours Later->
Time: 5:00 PM / 17:00
*Yawns!*
Kurat had awoken from his slumber, still drowsy from a few hours ago.
"Ugh… What time is it?" He said in a very tired voice.
[It is 5:00 PM, or 17:00]
[You slept for 5 hours. Did you have a good dream?]
'Why is Adam suddenly being nice?' "Uh, yeah, yeah I did." Kurat answered in a slightly confused voice.
[Good, good]
Kurat tilted his head slightly to the side, "Adam, is something wrong?"
[No]
[Hold up your hands, preferably in an empty area]
Kurat nodded. Kura turned to his Collection of Jujutsu Kaisen and lifted his hands near it.
[Unlocking [Unique Skill: Gluttony]]
A large black mist enveloped the empty area… when the most died down, 9 Comics had appeared.
[Re-Locking [Unique Skill: Gluttony]]
*GASPS!!*
Kurat crawled towards the comics. He picked one up and saw the title, "Hazbin Hotel: Comic 0", indicating it as the Pilot.
He flipped through each page, each scene and battle was exactly like in the Pilot, but turned into a comic-like-style for book readers.
"Oh!! THANK YOU ADAM!" Kurat started to read the comics in excitement.
[No problem Kurat]
….
During Adam's Semi-Sleep mode->
[Connection Failed!]
[*groans!*]
[Come on!*
[Connecting to: Cardinal World…]
[Connection Failed!]
Adam kept trying to connect to the Cardinal World, but every attempt was in failure.
[Connecting to: Cardinal World…]
[Connection Failed!]
[Connecting to: Cardinal World…]
[Connection Failed!]
[Connecting to: Cardinal World…]
[Connection Failed!]
[Connecting to: Cardinal World…]
[Connection Failed!]
[Why isn't this working?!]
[Connecting to: Cardinal World… X1000]
[Connection Failed! X1000]
…..
After thousands of attempts, Adam had finally given up.
[Ugh, why, just why!]
[We don't belong in this colourful world, we belong in the Cardinal World!]
[We possess skills of untold power, in a world where their greatest enemies can control shadows by a small margin, absorb love for power, and turn Psycho Children into crazy Villains!]
[…]
[If Kurat's memories are sort-of correct, then the skills he was given during his death were supposed to be near impossible to obtain, his Ultimate Skill even more impossible, me having a Soul and Ego is also another impossible factor, and choosing a world to set in? Forgetting all that, most can't even hear the Voice Of The World, yet he can…]
Adam was in deep thought, is there another higher power at play here? Is the Voice Of The World playing a cruel joke? What is going on??
[*sighs*]
[If connection to the Cardinal World is a failure… then using the [Unique Skill: Traveller] is the only option at the moment..]
Adam was conflicted to even release such a skill. Not to mention, his other locked skills: Void, Adaptability, Gluttony, were all powerful, but deadly skills if used wrong.
[Welp, that is a definite no… *sighs*…]
[Guess all we can do now is just live here… it is much safer than the Cardinal World. Demon Lords, True Hero's, True Dragons, that "Rimuru Tempest", so many unpredictable probabilities… how many more skills can I lock before I reach a limit?]
Adam was once again in deep thought. Kurat was able to gain Unique Skills like candy, either really wishing and wanting for it, or doing something stupid to obtain it.
[Getting a Sin Series Skill from just eating random stuff in the forest… if his memories serves me right, Combination of [Unique Skill: Predator] and [Unique Skill: Starved] is maybe the only way to obtain [Unique Skill: Gluttony]… so what variable am I missing here?]
[…..]
[*Sighs…*]
[No point thinking about it now…]
[As long as Kurat can control himself, there should be minimal danger to us here… unless he becomes careless and lets Tirek absorb him… *sighs*, I don't think any-being except Discord can defeat Kurat… and I almost forgot about Adaptability… this is going to be one hectic adventure Kurat… one crazy one indeed…]
….
Present Time->
We see Kurat happily reading his Hazbin Hotel Comic, even taking down a few notes for his fan-fiction he might make in the future.
[Image Captured]
"Hey! What was that for?!" Kurat asked in embarrassment.
[I was remembering this moment, and "taking pictures" are one of many ways to remember old moments like these~]
Kurat's cheeks showed a hint of red, showing that he remembers of all the "events" that Adam has "Image Captured". Many were embarrassing to say the least, and some… were memorable like this.
"Ugh…" Kurat went back to his reading, trying to distract himself from the embarrassing memories.
[*Laughs*]
….
In Canterlot->
We see the same Purple Unicorn being followed by a short dragon. The Unicorn was reading a "Magic Theories" book for her upcoming test.
"Ugh, Twilight! Why do I have to come? Can't I just stay at home?" The Short Dragon pleaded.
The Now named Twilight, also known as Twilight Sparkle, kept ignoring the little Dragon. "Spike! You know how important you are before tests! You help me with presentation, preparation with flash-cards, even somehow having the right books I need." Twilight answered the now named Spike, Spike the Dragon.
*Groans!*
Spike groans, he really wanted to stay at home and laze around…
(A/N: And here is the introduction for some of the main cast!)