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Chapter 19 - 19. Combat Efficiency: 98% (Romance Efficiency: Calculating…)

The structural void was deafening, a massive, unlit cavern filled with grinding iron gears and thick chains the size of tree trunks. The humming of raw mechanical energy that powered the dungeon's spatial shifting echoed all around them.

Exousia immediately threw her arm out, halting the squad at the edge of the broken masonry.

"Halt!" she ordered, staring down at the dizzying drop beneath the nearest gear. "The structural chasm is at least forty feet across! We must cross properly!"

She planted her feet wide, raising both of her bare hands into the air to trace a complex, glowing green geometric base. According to standard Academy rules, her spell required precisely twelve words of ancient chant, with the final three acting as a binding contract.

"I am preparing a structural levitation chant!" Exousia yelled over the grinding metal. "Sto ónoma tis theás tou anémou..." she began, initiating the ancient phrasing to borrow power from the Wind Goddess.

Arion didn't even break his stride.

Before Exousia could even gather the first nine words to shape the element, Arion simply broke into a light jog, stepped onto the edge of the broken stone, and jumped.

He sailed through the air, completely ignoring the sheer drop below. He landed flawlessly on the nearest spinning gear, absorbing the momentum with his knees, and immediately hopped onto a massive, moving chain to cross to the next platform.

Teacher Sophia grabbed the sides of her head, her eyes wide with terror. "The Headmaster is going to execute me," she wheezed. "They are going to erase my existence from the Academy archives."

"Barbarism!" Exousia shrieked, her glowing green geometric circle fizzling out violently. She dropped her bare hands, glaring across the void at Arion. "There is a proper Academy procedure for levitation! You cannot just jump!"

"Gravity is a lot faster than a twelve-word verse, Squad Leader!" Arion called back, casually stepping off the chain and onto the wide, central gear.

Suddenly, the mechanical humming around them shifted pitch, deepening into a threatening roar.

From the shadows of the central gear platform, three large, clunky constructs unfolded themselves. They were massive, made of polished brass and rusted iron, equipped with rotating bristle-arms and heavy metal dustpans.

"Detecting labyrinth maintenance constructs," Kara stated seamlessly, effortlessly leaping across the chasm to land beside Arion. Her hand dropped to the hilt of her unadorned longsword. "Threat level: Moderate."

"I will handle this!" Exousia shouted, leaping across the gap with far less grace and landing heavily on the metal. She planted her feet, raising her bare hands to quickly trace an offensive geometry. "I am the Squad Leader! I am starting a combat chant for lightning—"

Clang.

She didn't even get to the first word. Kara had already moved.

Kara launched herself forward like a silver bullet. She didn't shout a battle cry. She didn't waste breath on a chant. She simply blurred across the iron gear, her sword flashing out of its scabbard in a single, perfect arc.

Shing.

The lead golem's rotating bristle-arm was severed cleanly at the joint. It clattered to the floor, spinning wildly.

"Target structural integrity compromised," Kara droned, landing in a crouch.

But the golem didn't stop. It buzzed angrily, its optical sensors flashing red. It raised its other arm—a heavy, solid brass sweeper designed to crush boulders—and swung it down at Kara with terrifying, hydraulic speed. Kara was mid-recovery; she couldn't dodge in time.

"Kara!" Exousia screamed, her bare hands glowing blue as she frantically tried to speed up the tracing of her circle.

Kara didn't flinch. She just calculated the impact force and braced for damage.

But the impact never came.

BOOM.

A shockwave of air blasted across the platform, rattling the heavy chains hanging over the void.

Arion was standing directly in front of Kara. He had caught the massive brass sweeper arm with one bare forearm, stopping the multi-ton hydraulic strike dead in its tracks. Just as he had done when blocking Teacher Sophia's blazing kick in the field, his skin remained unblemished and his clothing intact.

"You know," Arion sighed, looking up at the vibrating machine. "Teacher Sophia kicks harder than this."

Kara tilted her head, looking up at Arion's broad back. Her pale, white eyes with their strange whirlpool pupils widened by a fraction of a millimeter.

"Physical reinforcement chant detected: Zero," Kara noted. "Raw durability: Illogical."

"Less analyzing, more stabbing, Kara," Arion grinned over his shoulder.

He didn't just block the arm; he crushed it. Arion's fingers tightened around the solid brass. With a groan of twisting metal, he crumpled the thick construct arm like it was made of tin foil. He wrenched the golem forward, off-balancing it, and hurled the entire massive machine into the air like a ragdoll.

"Pull!" Arion called out.

Kara didn't hesitate. She pushed off the floor, launching herself upward. She spun in the air, her blade gleaming in the dim light of the massive mana-crystals.

Slash. Slash. Slash.

Three precise, blindingly fast cuts dissected the airborne golem before it even hit the ground. It exploded into a shower of gears, springs, and brass plating.

The two remaining golems roared, rushing forward to flank them.

"Left side," Arion said calmly.

"Acknowledged," Kara replied.

They moved in perfect, terrifying sync. Arion stepped in to take the heavy hits, treating solid metal impacts like light breezes, while Kara weaved around him, her sword dismantling the exposed joints that Arion created. It wasn't a battle. It was a demolition. Arion caught a golem's fist, held it in place, and yawned. Kara slid under his arm and severed the golem's head.

The final golem tried to spin its bristles to create a wind shield. Arion simply walked through the wind, grabbed the machine by its faceplate, and slammed it face-first into the iron floor. Kara finished it with a single, merciful thrust through the central gearbox.

Silence returned to the structural void.

Arion dusted off his hands. Kara wiped a speck of oil from her cheek and sheathed her unadorned longsword with a sharp click.

"Combat efficiency: 98%," Kara stated, clicking her silver stopwatch. "Partner compatibility: Surprisingly adequate."

"You're not bad yourself," Arion chuckled. He raised his right hand, curling it into a loose fist, and held it out toward her in the space between them.

Kara stared at his knuckles. Her pale, whirlpool eyes narrowed slightly as she calculated the gesture.

"Are we initiating a secondary sparring phase?" Kara asked, her hand immediately dropping back to the hilt of her sword. "My stamina reserves are currently sufficient for a physical duel."

"No, no fighting," Arion laughed, keeping his fist suspended in the air. "It's a fist bump. It's... a celebration thing. You just tap your knuckles against mine."

Kara blinked. "A low-velocity kinetic collision of knuckles to indicate shared victory. Fascinating. And highly unsanitary."

Despite her words, she slowly raised her own bare hand. She curled her pale fingers into a strict, perfectly formed fist, and very carefully, very gently, pressed her knuckles flat against his. She held them there for exactly one second before pulling back.

"Close enough," Arion smiled, dropping his hand.

Kara froze. Her hand lingered in the air for a fraction of a second.

Slowly, a faint dusting of pink appeared across the bridge of her pale nose. She stared at his relaxed, smiling face, her usually sharp mind suddenly entirely blank. She didn't have a statistic for this. She didn't have a metric for why her chest suddenly felt strangely tight.

She quickly pulled her hand down and turned her head away, her pale fingers gripping her silver stopwatch tightly. She opened her mouth to speak, to offer some kind of logical, structural explanation for the sudden warmth in her cheeks, but for the first time since she had met him, she couldn't find the words. She just stood there, quietly flustered.

Behind them, the air crackled with the sound of fizzling magic.

Exousia stood frozen, her bare hands still raised in the air, holding a half-finished, glowing geometric triangle. She had just watched her two teammates completely destroy a threat without her, and now they were having a bizarrely intimate, unsanctioned knuckle-collision while completely ignoring her.

A deep, burning flush of jealousy crawled up her neck.

"I AM THE SQUAD LEADER!" Exousia shrieked, stomping her boot against the metal gear. "I formulated the strategy! I identified the threat! Why did you two just run in there like barbarians?! I didn't even get to recite the third word of my verse!"

"You were still doing paperwork," Arion shrugged.

"Paperwork?!" Exousia sputtered, pointing a shaking finger at the swordswoman. "And you, Kara! You just followed his lead instantly! Do you have no respect for the chain of command?!"

"Chain of command was inefficient," Kara replied flatly, though she still actively refused to look Arion in the eye. "Arion functions as an absolute shield. I function as a kinetic blade. Utilizing orthodox casting times would have resulted in a forty percent increase in damage taken. Logic dictates we ignore you."

Exousia let out a high-pitched noise of pure, aristocratic rage, but Arion was already walking past her toward the heavy, reinforced steel door at the far end of the platform.

This was the back door to the dungeon's core room, and it was completely unguarded. Exousia immediately snapped out of her anger and stepped up, her bare hands glowing blue as she prepared to violently breach it.

Arion just reached out and turned the brass handle.

Click. The heavy door swung open smoothly. It was unlocked from the inside.

They stepped into the labyrinth's grand core room. It was a massive, beautifully lit circular chamber. In the exact center, resting on a pristine marble pedestal, was the stamped golden token they needed to pass the assessment.

But standing between the pedestal and the room's grand front entrance was the Boss.

It was a terrifying, twelve-foot-tall Minotaur clad in heavy black iron armor, gripping a blood-stained battleaxe that hummed with lethal mana.

There was only one problem.

Because Arion had kicked down a wall and marched them through the hidden maintenance tunnels, they had entered through the back door.

The Minotaur was aggressively facing the front door, staring intently down the dark, trap-filled hallway where the orthodox students were supposed to emerge. The monster was flexing its muscles and doing practice swings with its giant axe, hyping itself up for a glorious battle.

It had absolutely no idea Arion's squad was standing twenty feet behind its back.

Dead silence filled the room.

Arion stared at the Minotaur's broad, armored back. He looked past the beast to the stamped token, which was sitting completely unguarded on the pedestal between them.

He slowly reached into his spatial pocket and pulled out his leather water skin. He uncorked it and took a long sip. It wasn't exactly a feast, but he needed something to do with his bare hands while the Minotaur kept roaring at an empty hallway.

"Squad Leader," Arion whispered, taking another sip of water. "Do we fight it, or do we just take the stamp?"

Exousia stared at the monster's massive back. Her noble pride warred violently with her desire to not be cleaved in half by an axe the size of a carriage.

"We... we take the stamp," Exousia whispered back, her face entirely pale.

Arion nodded. He handed his water skin to a completely bewildered Sebastian, who was strictly maintaining his three-foot distance.

Without making a single sound, Arion tiptoed across the marble floor. He walked right up behind the massive, snorting Minotaur. Because the beast was so focused on the empty hallway ahead of it, it didn't even notice Arion crouch down right behind its hooves, pluck the golden token off the pedestal, and slip it into his pocket.

"Show yourselves, cowards!" The Minotaur roared at the empty front entrance, slamming its axe against its shield.

Arion gave the monster's broad back a supportive thumbs-up, tiptoed back to his squad, and took his water skin back from Sebastian. He pulled out his small pouch of roasted, spiced nuts and popped one into his mouth.

"Assessment complete," Arion declared softly, chewing his snack. "Come on. Let's sneak out the front door so the Headmaster knows we're done."

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