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Chapter 37 - A Normal Person Would Have Started With A Bedroom (Part 1)

John looked around at the hyperverse.

The hyperverse looked back, as much as infinite swirling cosmic architecture could look at anything.

He glanced down at the tablet. Then back up at the nebulas. Then back at the tablet.

"...Yeah this is way too open," he muttered to himself.

"I'm not just going to start summoning stuff in the middle of everything. That's — no. That's the kind of thing that gets noticed."

He wasn't even sure who would notice. Zero was gone. Whether there were other ods floating around with nothing better to do than clock a newly appointed pocket deity messing with a creation interface was unclear. But John had read enough fantasy novels to know that conspicuous power usage in exposed locations was how you ended up with a rival arc before you'd even set up your base. Basic isekai hygiene. You didn't just start glowing in public.

He needed somewhere private.

He turned the thought over, examining it. Private. Closed off. A space that was his.

A pocket dimension.

The words landed in his head with a very specific weight the weight of every piece of fiction he'd ever consumed that featured them. Pocket dimensions were cool. Pocket dimensions were the move. And he had god powers now, limited ones sure, but still, he was pretty confident that—

He raised one hand and, feeling slightly ridiculous but committed to the bit, sliced it sideways through the air. He thought about separation. About a space carved out from the everything. About a room with no address in the normal multiverse, a closed bracket of existence just for him.

The air split.

Not metaphorically. It opened like someone had pulled a zipper across reality, a clean vertical rift about six feet tall, edges glowing faintly, the inside showing something that was very definitively not the hyperverse. John leaned forward and peered through it.

Black. Pure, total, dimensionless black. Not the black of space, space had stars in it, had depth and distance and texture. This was flat black, the black of a canvas before anything has ever been put on it, the black of a number line before zero gets placed.

"Okay," John said quietly.

He stepped through.

The rift sealed behind him with a sound like a book closing.

He floated in the void and looked around and said nothing for a moment because there was nothing to look at, which was somehow more interesting than looking at everything had been. The hyperverse was overwhelming in a way that made it hard to think. This was the opposite. This was a room that wanted to be filled.

His brain, which had been running at about nine hundred percent capacity since Zero had shaken his hand and disappeared, finally took a breath.

"Okay," he said again, quieter this time. "Okay okay okay."

He pulled up the tablet. The screen lit up instantly, the empty rendering window patient as ever, the cursor blinking in the description field like it had all the time in the world, which it did, because time in here was entirely his jurisdiction.

He looked at the void around him. Flat. Empty. Total.

"I could work with this," he said. "Like — aesthetically. Living in an all-black void has a certain-I mean the aura on that would be insane. Demon lord energy, completely unearned, which is the best kind." He tilted his head, genuinely considering it for a second. "...No. No, I'd go insane in like a week. I need furniture at minimum."

He needed more than furniture. He needed a home. But not a home in the way that word usually got used. Not something with four walls and a kitchen and a reasonable number of rooms for a reasonable number of people. The word home was underselling what he was about to build so badly it almost felt offensive to the concept.

He needed a palace.

Not Buckingham Palace. Buckingham Palace was fine if you were a British monarch operating within the constraints of human architecture and a parliament that occasionally had opinions about your renovation budget. John had neither of those problems. Buckingham Palace would be, in the context of what he was envisioning, a garden shed. A nice garden shed. A garden shed with history. But a shed.

Not a castle either. Castles were great aesthetically but they were ultimately defensive structures, designed around the assumption that someone might attack you, and John's threat assessment of his immediate situation was zero, because he literally could not be harmed, a fact that still hadn't fully sunk in but which he planned to appreciate properly once he had somewhere comfortable to sit.

He needed grandeur. He needed scale. He needed the kind of building that made visiting dignitaries if he ever had visiting dignitaries, which he was going to immediately reconsider their entire understanding of what architecture was capable of doing.

How big could he actually make this thing?

He floated up slowly, drifting a couple hundred feet above the void floor, and looked down at the blackness below him. The void had a floor. He'd found it by instinct flat, solid, infinite-feeling but workable. You could build on that.

"Foundation first," he said, talking himself through it. "Because if I'm doing this I'm doing it properly and not just floating a building in a void like some kind of rookie." He pulled up the. He started thinking. Foundation. Two hundred feet tall. Not because he needed two hundred feet of foundation structurally — he was pretty sure he could make a building stand through sheer divine insistence if he had to — but because two hundred feet of foundation meant basement space. Two good basements. Maybe three if he was efficient about ceiling heights, and he was planning to be very inefficient about ceiling heights everywhere else so he could afford to be efficient here.

Ten million square feet of footprint.

He typed it in almost as a test, half expecting something to push back, some system message saying are you sure, some cosmic popup warning him about load-bearing reality constraints.

Nothing. The rendering window updated smoothly, a flat rectangular base appearing in the preview, clean edges, the foundation materializing out of the void floor below him with a sound like the world deciding something. It rose, slowly and with absolute confidence, two hundred feet of solid foundation climbing out of the black, and John watched it happen with his mouth slightly open.

"Okay," he breathed. "Okay, that just yeah. Yeah that worked. That worked completely fine."

He kept going, because stopping now would have been physically impossible.

Architecture. He needed to decide on architecture. He ran through options in his head the way he used to run through character builds systematically, with strong opinions. Gothic arch was the first instinct, which, respectable, good bones, very demon lord coded. Then he thought circle, which was interesting, a massive circular palace had a kind of cosmic geometry to it that appealed to the part of his brain that liked things to mean something visually. But then—

Courtyard house.

The thought arrived and immediately started winning the argument. A courtyard house at this scale wasn't just a building, it was an environment. You walked into it and you were inside something that contained its own sky, its own weather if he wanted, its own world within the world within the pocket dimension. A building that was also a neighborhood. A palace that folded inward around a space that was simultaneously its center and its heart.

Big. Obviously big. Everything big.

He started typing.

Five hundred bedrooms. His fingers hesitated for half a second five hundred felt like a lot, and then he remembered he was a god building a palace in a personal dimension with infinite construction resources and typed it without further hesitation.

Five floors. He'd go vertical later with the tower but the main structure needed lateral spread first, needed to feel wide the way important buildings felt wide, the way you looked at them and understood immediately that whoever lived there had made decisions.

Fifty acres of courtyard in the middle. Open sky he'd figure out what kind of sky later, maybe rotating, maybe thematic, maybe just permanently golden hour because he could do that and it would look incredible. Fifty acres of interior courtyard with gardens and probably water features because water features in a courtyard at that scale were genuinely one of humanity's better ideas and he saw no reason to abandon it just because he wasn't technically human in the administrative sense anymore.

And in the middle of the courtyard — the tower.

Twenty-seven floors. He typed it and then stared at the number and decided it wasn't enough and changed it and stared at it again. Twenty-seven floors of central tower rising out of a fifty-acre courtyard, surrounded by a five-floor palace that was itself sitting on a two-hundred-foot foundation. The proportions were, by any sane metric, completely unhinged.

He added the lesser homes almost as an afterthought a handful of two-thousand square foot structures tucked around the courtyard interior, little satellites of habitation clustered near the tower's base. Guest houses, maybe. Staff quarters. Somewhere for people to live when the people arrived, because he was planning on having people, specifically he was planning on having staff, and when he thought about staff his brain immediately supplied the mental image of the cowgirl conversation with Zero and he physically had to put the tablet down for a moment and collect himself.

"Okay," he said, to no one, fanning himself slightly with one hand. "Okay. Later. That's a later problem. Focus."

He picked the tablet back up.

He looked at what he'd typed. He looked at the rendering window, where the shape of it was already assembling itself in preview the vast rectangular outline of the outer walls, the hollow center, the tower stub rising from the courtyard's heart, the foundation enormous and solid beneath it all.

And then he stopped just looking at the preview and started actually building it, pushing intent into the void around him the way Zero had transferred power into him, thinking yes, this, here, real —

And his creation was coming to life.

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