Chapter 149 The Great Emperor Joins the Property Management Company! You say you're the Lord of the Forbidden Zone? Register before entering the community, and those who park illegally will be punished!
"Ding! Detected that host Ye Feng has completed the 'World Cleansing Sanitation Worker' experience. Current mortal karma refinement level: Beyond Dimensional Limits!" "Because the host swept the streets so cleanly, powerful beings from all realms think that Shanghai has excellent feng shui, and many are bringing their families to buy houses and settle down, seriously disrupting Shanghai's real estate order and community security." "Random mortal identity activated: Shanghai's 'Tianyu Longting' top-tier luxury residential community—Five-star high-level property manager (commonly known as: gatekeeper). Note: 99.9999999999999999% of the host's cultivation has been sealed. Current identity is a 'plain and ordinary' handsome security guard in a crisp uniform with an electric baton at his waist." "Current mission: Protect the home, rectify the gate's atmosphere. Host, do you wish to activate: Multiverse Mode, to let those self-proclaimed lucky geniuses who dare to trespass into the community understand that in front of my gatekeeper, without an entry pass, you can't even bring a dog in?"
Shanghai, in the height of summer.
Tianyu Longting, hailed as the premier luxury residential community in Shanghai, spans tens of thousands of acres, nestled against mountains and beside water. Its interior is even imbued with miniature spiritual veins by top-tier array masters. Those who live here are all incredibly wealthy and powerful; even a random old man strolling around the gate might be a financial tycoon controlling the global economic lifeline.
In the early morning, sunlight pierced through the thin mist and shone on the pure gold automatic sensor door of the community.
Ye Feng was wearing a fitted dark blue security uniform, his white shirt collar crisp, and his wide-brimmed hat pulled low, obscuring his deep eyes that seemed to see through time and cause and effect. He was carrying a stainless steel thermos and was patrolling the fountain square at a leisurely pace.
Who would have thought that this "grassroots employee," who was being scolded by the property manager for "inconsistent walking pace during patrols," had just swept away the will to annihilate the universe with a single broom last night.
"Ye Feng! You stop right there!"
The property manager was a fat man in a suit and tie, with hair so thick it could smear a fly. His nickname was "Sun the Skinflint." He was storming over angrily, his large belly jiggling.
"Look at you! You patrol like you're taking a stroll, don't you have any professional ethics? Mrs. Wang just complained that you've been staring at her husky so much that it's become depressed! Do you even know how much that dog is worth? You couldn't afford to pay for it even if you sold it!"
Ye Feng stopped, slowly took a sip of water, and glanced at Manager Sun.
"Manager Sun, Mrs. Wang's dog isn't depressed. It saw you sneaking into Mrs. Wang's backyard last night and stealing the top-quality Ganoderma lucidum that she just brought back. It was terrified by your lewd behavior."
"You...you're talking nonsense!" Manager Sun's face turned a deep shade of purplish-red, like a cat whose tail had been stepped on. He glanced around nervously. "Get to the main gate and stand guard right now! Some important people are coming to see the property today. If anything goes wrong, I'll make you regret it!"
Ye Feng sneered, turned around, and walked unhurriedly toward the gate of the residential area.
"Ali, open the door, I'm here to take over."
"Alright, Captain!"
A burly man in the same uniform, his clothes stretched taut by his muscles, jumped out of the guard booth. It was Hu Yanli. He was currently in charge of operating the gate's boom bar, and he was engrossed in reading a book on security guard professional ethics.
"Captain, it was quite a scene here just now. Some kid riding a Qilin insisted on forcing his way in, saying that his ancestor had bought a house here and he was here to collect the property certificate. I whipped him and his beast all the way to the Bund with my stick."
"Well done. Anyone without a license will be treated as an illegal intruder."
As soon as Ye Feng stood in the guard post, a series of low rumbling sounds came from afar.
Suddenly, the void trembled, and three all-black luxury cars, resembling "Nine Dragons Pulling a Coffin" and exuding a strong aura of the underworld, drove out directly from the spatial rift and arrogantly stopped at the entrance of the community, blocking all the residents' access.
"Where did this bumpkin come from, daring to park such a low-end luxury car here?" Hu Yanli frowned, picked up his stun gun, and walked out.
The car door opened, and a young man dressed in a purple-black-gold robe with a vertical eye on his forehead stepped out. Behind him followed eight black-armored guards exuding the aura of quasi-saints; with each step he took, the ground groaned.
"Is this the legendary 'Heavenly Dragon Court,' shrouded in imperial aura?" The young man spoke arrogantly, completely ignoring the security guards by the guard post. "I am the seventeenth generation successor of the 'Netherworld Forbidden Zone.' Today, I have come to purchase the 'Great Emperor Pavilion,' the top floor of this place. All irrelevant people, kneel down to welcome me!"
The residents passing by were terrified and scattered, while several powerful mortals were even more horrified. The Netherworld Forbidden Zone—that was one of the most terrifying forces after the resurgence of spiritual energy!
Ye Feng lifted his eyelids and glanced at the spot where the black car was parked, right on the yellow no-parking line.
He stepped out of the guard post and pointed to the line on the ground.
"Illegal parking, tools used in the crime will be confiscated. Also, register before entering the community, show your ID card, which dimension are you from? Do you have a Shanghai temporary residence permit?"
The entire room fell silent.
The young master of the Netherworld was stunned, as were the black-armored guards behind him.
Throughout their long reign over the heavens, even the patriarchs of certain holy lands treated them with utmost respect. Now, a mere security guard at the gate is demanding his temporary residence permit?
"Ant, how dare you speak to this young master?" The young man sneered, his vertical eye slightly opening, and a beam of dark light powerful enough to annihilate a primordial spirit shot out.
"court death."
Ye Feng didn't even raise his hand, he just gave a soft hum.
"Go back."
These three simple words contain the supreme power of cause and effect!
boom--!
When the dark light approached within three meters of Ye Feng, it unexpectedly turned back and struck the young man's own vertical eye at a speed a hundred times faster.
"ah--!"
The young master of the Netherworld screamed and flew backward, crashing heavily into the Nine Dragons luxury car.
"Young Master!" The black-armored guards were shocked and drew their demonic weapons.
"It's so noisy."
Ye Feng casually pulled out the plastic stun gun from his waist and waved it lightly in the air.
"Article 1 of the Property Management Regulations: Loud noises are prohibited in the public account area."
A pure golden wave of law rippled outwards, and the eight guards with the cultivation of quasi-saints seemed to turn into mortals at that moment, their demonic energy being sealed off.
Not only that, the Kowloon luxury car beneath their feet was instantly crumpled into a solid little iron ball as if it were made of paper with a single wave of the hand.
"Ali, throw this iron ball into the recycling station, and use the money to buy two cases of iced cola for the brothers."
"Alright!" Hu Yanli lifted the tens of thousands of tons of iron ball with one hand and, like throwing a shot put, disappeared into the sky with a whoosh.
Ye Feng took out a register and threw it in front of the pale-faced young master of the Netherworld.
"Write it down. Name, gender, what you're doing in Shanghai, how many acres of land you own, and whether you have a criminal record. If you can't write it down clearly, go over there and help Grandpa Zhang clean the trash cans."
The young master of the Netherworld picked up the pen with trembling hands. His hands, once wielding divine weapons and slaughtering countless lives, now shook violently. He could sense that this lowly security guard before him was a supreme being a thousand times more terrifying than his own ancestor from the forbidden zone!
In less than ten minutes, the once arrogant young master of the Netherworld was obediently wearing a red armband and helping to guide the placement of shared bicycles at the entrance of the community.
This scene once again ignited public opinion across all realms.
"Have you heard? The young master of the Netherworld Forbidden Zone went to Shanghai to volunteer!" "The security department of the Heavenly Imperial Dragon Court is said to be the strongest combat force in the entire universe!" "Quick! Go buy a house! Even just a toilet stall will do, as long as we can get registered in that community, even the Great Emperor will have to guard our gate!"
In the days that followed, Ye Feng was extremely busy.
Not only do they have to deal with neighborhood disputes (such as two powerful cultivators arguing over whose herbal medicine smells too strong), they also have to deal with all sorts of bizarre complaints.
"Captain Ye, I'm not convinced! Why is that guy over there who practices 'Frost Palm' on his balcony every day, causing my tropical fish to freeze into ice pops?" A fiery old man named Crimson Flame Ancestor ran over to complain.
"Oh, then you shouldn't practice your 'Nine Yang True Fire' either. You've burned that lady's silk pajamas." Ye Feng wrote down a ticket, "Two hundred yuan fine for each person. Go back and write a thousand-word self-criticism, and hand it in to the property office tomorrow."
"Yes...yes..."
The two powerful figures, who were once renowned in the region, now looked like schoolchildren being scolded by their teacher, bowing their heads and obediently accepting their punishment.
Late that night, above the Heavenly Dragon Court.
The void was forcibly torn apart by a giant hand that stretched for tens of thousands of miles, and a desolate, ancient aura that did not belong to this era descended.
"I am a remnant of an ancient god. This place was once my temple, and today I shall reclaim it!"
The terrifying will pressed down on the entire city, causing countless ordinary citizens to feel difficulty breathing in their sleep.
However.
In the security room of Tianyu Longting, Ye Feng was watching a football game with headphones on, holding a handful of sunflower seeds in his hand.
"Isn't it annoying to build illegal structures in the middle of the night?"
Ye Feng put down the sunflower seeds and walked out of the security room. He glanced at the giant hand in the sky, which was about to grab the central villa area of the community.
"According to the community management regulations, any unreported additions must be demolished. You've overstepped your bounds."
Ye Feng took a pair of nail clippers out of his pocket.
He pointed at the sky and snapped a picture.
"prune."
A transparent line of cause and effect streaked across the sky.
"ah--!"
A piercing scream echoed from the higher dimensions. The ancient god's hand, powerful enough to crush planets, was actually cut off as easily as a fingernail, then transformed into a shower of spiritual energy in mid-air, nourishing the flowers, plants, and trees in the neighborhood.
"Who? Who dares to harm my divine body?" The voice in the void was filled with terror.
"Who do you care who I am? I'll deduct the repair fee for this snip from your divine status."
Ye Feng leaped into the air, his figure disappearing from the spot in an instant.
The next second, on a battlefield in a higher dimension.
Ye Feng, dressed in his dark blue security guard uniform, appeared before the ancient god who stood thousands of feet tall.
"You...you're actually a security guard?" The ancient god was devastated. He had lived for billions of years and this was the first time he had ever seen such a scene.
"What's wrong with security guards? They protect our country and ensure peace every day."
Ye Feng clenched his right fist and simply unleashed a "fist of justice".
"This punch is for disturbing the peace."
Bang!
The ancient god's immortal body shattered with a deafening roar.
"This punch is for you damaging the community's greenery."
Bang!
The ancient god's soul was forcibly shattered in half.
"The last punch was because I hadn't had enough of the game, and you ruined my fun."
boom--!
That punch completely erased all traces of the ancient god's existence from the cause and effect of this era.
The universe returned to tranquility.
Ye Feng dusted off his uniform, straightened his tie, and reappeared at the security room door.
"Captain, that gust of wind was pretty strong just now; it blew all of Grandma Wang's bedsheets off." Hu Yanli walked over with the bedsheets in his hand.
"It's nothing, I just picked it up for her."
In the early morning, residents gradually left their homes.
"Good morning, Captain Ye!" "Little Ye, these are steamed buns my family just made, eat them while they're hot." "Handsome Ye, are you free for coffee tonight?"
Ye Feng responded with a smile, took the steamed bun from his hand, and began another day of guard duty.
Just then.
Three pink convertible sports cars parked at the gate in an extremely flamboyant manner.
The three ladies, Ning Rongrong, Su Jiu'er, and Xiao Wu, dressed in cool summer clothes and wearing sunglasses, were looking at him with amusement.
"Security Guard Ye, I heard you went to 'prune' an ancient god last night?" Ning Rongrong took off her sunglasses, a playful glint in her eyes. "What? Is property management now extending to outer space?"
"That's my duty, for the safety of the residents," Ye Feng said with a dry laugh.
"It's my duty?" Su Jiu'er walked over, picked up Ye Feng's security guard badge with her finger, and giggled, "Then I'll file a complaint. You didn't come home to pay your dues last night, causing an 'imbalance' in the house. This is a major property incident. How does Captain Ye plan to compensate us?"
"This...this needs to be discussed privately." Ye Feng's face turned red.
"A private settlement?" Xiao Wu pulled a pair of handcuffs from the trunk of the car. "No way! According to our 'family law,' you are now suspected of dereliction of duty. We are now going to put you in 'life imprisonment'!"
"Ladies, I'm still at work! There are so many people watching!"
"Let them look all they want. We bought this whole neighborhood anyway. You're our private security guard!"
Amidst the astonished and envious gazes of the other homeowners.
Ye Dabao, the security guard who held sway over the karma of all heavens and caused the ancient gods to vanish into thin air, once again transformed into a helpless streak of light. He was forcibly shoved into a sports car by the three goddesses and disappeared in a flash at the end of the tree-lined avenue in the residential area.
I am Ye Feng. I can guard the forbidden zone, I can protect this region. In this Heavenly Dragon Court, I am the only rule. But what I can't protect in this life is the 'illegal detention' of my three ancestors!
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