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Chapter 11 - Chapter 11 Farting Like a Gong? A broken gong made Yu Xiaogang dizzy.

  "If you don't choose the right first spirit ring and can't lay a good foundation, your subsequent cultivation will be unstable."

  Ye Xian nodded with a look of disgust.

  This Yu Xiaogang really talks a lot of nonsense.

  Because he was looking down slightly, Yu Xiaogang didn't see his expression.

  Seeing Ye Xian nod, Yu Xiaogang thought that his profound theoretical knowledge had impressed him.

  Maybe this kid is now starting to think about becoming his apprentice.

  He immediately pressed his advantage and said meaningfully,

  "Our main goal in coming to the Soul Hunting Forest this time is to help Tang San obtain a spirit ring."

  "However, if there is a suitable spirit beast for you, I can also lend a hand."

  Ye Xian's lips twitched, revealing a professional fake smile.

  "Oh? Then I have to thank you, Master!"

  Yu Xiaogang thought he had the victory in his grasp and smiled immediately.

  "No problem, no problem!"

  "It's just a small favor!"

  After saying that, he turned around and placed his right hand on Tang San's head again.

  They muttered something to themselves.

  Ye Xian shook his head slightly, a meaningful smile playing on his lips.

  If he remembered correctly,

  there were several memorable scenes in the part where Tang San hunted the Mandragora Serpent.

  The three continued on their way.

  Along the way, Yu Xiaogang had found a few soul beasts suitable for Tang San.

  However, their cultivation levels were all too low.

  At most, they had only a few decades of cultivation; he hadn't seen a single soul beast with a cultivation level exceeding a hundred years.

  These lower-level soul beasts were simply not worth his attention.

  Therefore, Yu Xiaogang immediately decided to continue deeper into the Soul Hunting Forest.

  As dusk approached, the three stopped under a thick, sturdy tree.

  This would serve as their temporary resting place for the night.

  Soon, the sky was completely dark.

  From the depths of the forest, the roars and howls of soul beasts echoed intermittently

  , sending chills down their spines .

  "Roar—~!"

  Just then, several wolf howls suddenly appeared.

  Immediately afterwards, six Nether Wolves, their eerie green pupils gleaming, slowly approached Ye Xian and the other two.

  "Hmph—~!"

  Sensing that the Netherworld Wolves only had about ten years of cultivation,

  Yu Xiaogang snorted coldly, his face filled with disdain.

  "A bunch of level ten wolves dare to harass me?"

  "Sanpao!"

  Luo Sanpao roared, a sound like a hurricane howling as he inhaled.

  His already obese belly expanded at an alarming rate.

  Yu Xiaogang glanced back at Ye Xian and Tang San,

  finally fixing his gaze on the latter .

  "Little San, watch how your godfather deals with these wolves!"

  Tang San nodded repeatedly, his eyes fixed on Luo Sanpao standing at the front.

  Turning back, Yu Xiaogang didn't forget to hand two masks to Tang San and Ye Xian.

  He himself had already put one on sometime earlier.

  Ye Xian, familiar with the plot, didn't hesitate and immediately put it on perfectly.

  Tang San, though somewhat doubtful, didn't hesitate much because he trusted his godfather implicitly.

  [Ding! Detected a scene of Yu Xiaogang commanding Luo Sanpao in a battle against the Netherworld Wolves!]

  [Chosen One Adventure Triggered!] [

  Adventure Entry: Yu Xiaogang shouted: "His farts are like thunder, earth-shattering Luo Sanpao!"]

  [The host can choose to modify the entry, thereby affecting the original outcome of the famous scene.]

  [Successful intervention will earn a reward of 500 System Essence!]

  Just then, the system's voice rang in Ye Xian's mind.

  Looking at Luo Sanpao still gathering his power,

  he briefly considered it.

  Thunder was still too strong for Luo Sanpao.

  Ye Xian felt that striking a gong would be more appropriate.

  It also perfectly matched Luo Sanpao's name.   

  Presumably, Yu Xiaogang would be overjoyed to see the change in his martial soul.

  Thinking this, Ye Xian mentally gave the system the command,

  "Change 'Thunder' to 'Gong'!"

  Seeing the Netherworld Wolf approaching, Luo Sanpao had already completed his charge.

  Yu Xiaogang raised his hand, and the first yellow halo around him instantly flew out, then enveloped Luo Sanpao.

  A confident smile appeared on his lips, and he shouted,

  "Farts like gongs, earth-shattering Luo Sanpao!"

  After saying this, Yu Xiaogang realized something was wrong.

  Thunder...gong...

  did he just blurt that out ?

  Hearing this, Luo Sanpao's blue eyes suddenly lit up, and the spirit rings surrounding him shone brightly.

  Luo Sanpao's round body suddenly sprang up, astonishingly reaching a height of five meters.

  "Clang—~!"

  A deafening sound like a gong being broken erupted instantly.

  Ye Xian, who was prepared, covered his ears in advance.

  Yu Xiaogang and Tang San weren't so lucky.

  Caught completely off guard, the two nearly had their eardrums ruptured by the loud noise. Nothing serious

  happened, but their heads were buzzing.

  They could barely hear anything around them.

  [Ding! Successful modification of the adventure!]

  [Congratulations to the host for obtaining: System Essence * 500!]

  Another five hundred essences have been credited.

  Accompanied by the powerful clang of the broken gong, a cloud of yellow, poisonous gas was suddenly released.

  The six Nether Wolves had already been stunned by the gong's sound.

  Facing Luo Sanpao's poisonous gas attack, they were utterly helpless.

  Amidst painful howls and cries, they convulsed

  and collapsed to the ground.

  Even with a mask on, Tang San could still smell an indescribable odor.

  "How about it, how's Godfather's strength?"

  At that moment, Yu Xiaogang smiled and turned to look at Tang San.

  At the same time, he didn't forget to steal a glance at Ye Xian, wanting to see if the latter was impressed by his strength.

  Tang San gave an awkward yet polite smile.

  "My godfather's strength is beyond my reach."

  Luo Sanpao's power was indeed impressive, but his attack method was rather strange.

  It was actually farting?

  Tang San couldn't fathom how Yu Xiaogang had cultivated for so many years.

  Kegel exercises?

  Yu Xiaogang nodded in satisfaction.

  "As long as you cultivate diligently, surpassing your godfather is only a matter of time."

  Hearing this, Ye Xian was truly incredulous.

  Surpass you?

  Isn't that something anyone can do?

  Seeing that Ye Xian still didn't seem to have much intention of becoming his disciple,

  Yu Xiaogang couldn't help but doubt himself.

  Could it be that the strength I just displayed wasn't enough?

  In that case, I'd just have to let this kid see my full power.

  However, he was also a little confused.

  Why did the thunderous sound of his Luo Sanpao's soul skill turn into a broken gong?

  Having studied martial souls for so many years, he had never seen a soul skill that could mutate.

  Thinking of this, Yu Xiaogang suddenly felt a chill.

  Could it be that he had unintentionally discovered a new theory!

  This was a big deal!

  Perhaps this theory in later classics was named after him, Yu Xiaogang.

  Thinking of this, Yu Xiaogang couldn't help but smile.

  "Luo luo, luo luo, luo luo."

  Suddenly, the previously quiet Luo Sanpao started barking incessantly as if

  in heat. Immediately afterward, a strange, fishy smell filled the air without warning.

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