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Chapter 249 - Chapter 249: One Hand for the Girl, One Hand for the Mountain

"Lao G was taken out in an instant! Isn't that way too ridiculous?"

"That man is too strong!"

"So this is the strength of a Marine admiral?"

"He's completely beyond anything we can handle."

Doflamingo's soldiers stared at Jovian, who had directly destroyed the mountain peak, their eyes filled with madness and shock.

"Ah…"

"I only killed some trash. What are you all so surprised about?"

Jovian looked at the shocked soldiers, yawned, and spoke as if it did not matter at all.

"Hey! What kind of achievement is bullying an old man?"

"What you did wasn't hard-boiled at all!"

Just as Jovian rolled his neck and prepared to charge the royal palace, a man appeared in front of him. He had a big belly, a fat and greasy body, and gave off the air of a middle-aged man, yet he was dressed in baby clothes.

"Ah! It's Senor Pink. I can't take it! He's just too hard-boiled!"

"That's right! Even facing the powerful opponent who defeated Lao G, he's still so calm! As expected of Senor Pink!"

"He's too handsome! He really is hard-boiled!"

At some point, a group of hot beauties in bikinis had gathered around Jovian. They looked at Senor Pink and screamed again and again.

"You…"

Jovian looked at the hard-boiled man in front of him and frowned. To be honest, the man before him truly did deserve to be called hard-boiled. Even Jovian himself had to admit that. But…

"Hasn't Doflamingo already ruined your life badly enough?"

"Since you know you did wrong, then quit the mafia properly and find a decent job!"

"Your wife wouldn't want to see you still mixed up with the mafia, would she?"

Jovian looked at Senor Pink and, for once, tried to persuade someone.

"…"

After hearing Jovian's words, blue veins bulged on Senor Pink's forehead. He kept thinking over what Jovian had said.

"Just as you said, I really should quit the mafia!"

"But…"

"I cannot abandon the Master when his power is weak!"

Senor Pink agreed with Jovian's words. In his heart, he made his decision.

"Today, after I fight you to the death, no matter who wins, I will leave the mafia!"

"But until I stop you, I will not walk away!"

Senor Pink crossed his arms in front of his chest, striking a hard-boiled pose.

"As expected of Senor Pink. I, I can't take it…"

"How can this man be so hard-boiled?"

The beauties in bikinis were all overwhelmed by Senor Pink's aura and collapsed to the ground, unable to move.

"Hey! You ladies, get out of here. Once the fight starts, I won't be able to protect you!"

Senor Pink looked at the beauties behind him and shouted angrily.

"Senor Pink, we won't leave you…"

"Senor Pink, we want to have your babies!"

The beauties did not leave just because Senor Pink shouted. They remained where they were, looking at the hard-boiled man with hungry eyes.

"Honestly…"

Senor Pink looked helplessly at the group of beauties behind him. Since these women would not leave, he could only ask someone else.

"Hey, Marine admiral. When we fight, can you avoid hurting these women? They're good people. I hope you can let them go!"

Senor Pink looked at Jovian and spoke.

"Senor Pink, we love you! Senor Pink, you're the best!"

The bikini beauties behind Senor Pink shouted loudly, cheering him on.

"Phew…"

Jovian sighed, frowned, then also struck a hard-boiled pose. He strode up to Senor Pink, looked him in the eye, and spoke like a hard-boiled man.

"Don't worry, Senor Pink. What you've entrusted to me, I will definitely do."

"Is that so?"

"Looks like you're hard-boiled too…"

Senor Pink smiled faintly. He acknowledged Jovian. However, before his voice had even faded, he felt his body float into the air.

"Mm?"

Senor Pink felt a trace of confusion.

"Boom!"

Before Senor Pink could figure out what was happening, he felt his head and body slam violently into the ground. As everything spun around him, Senor Pink lost consciousness.

"Trying to act cool in front of me?"

"If you want to be hard-boiled, quit the mafia and become a decent person!"

Jovian tossed the unconscious Senor Pink to the bikini beauties, then continued walking forward.

"Don't take another step!"

"If you dare move forward again, I'll take your life!"

Just as Jovian continued advancing, a beautiful woman with a cigarette in her mouth, dressed in a maid outfit, blocked his path. Both of her hands had transformed into firearms.

"You are…"

Jovian froze for a moment as he looked at the battle maid in front of him.

"Phew."

The maid extended two fingers, pinched her cigarette, and gently exhaled smoke. At the same time, she glared at Jovian.

"Who I am doesn't matter at all. What matters is that you're not allowed to move forward anymore, okay?"

The maid aimed the weapons in her hands at Jovian and threatened him.

"I see…"

"I understand. In other words, as long as I keep moving forward, you'll shoot, right?"

"Even if I need you to help me, you'll still shoot without hesitation, right?"

Jovian knew who this maid was. Baby 5, a woman who became helpless whenever someone needed her. Because of that twisted personality, she had racked up a massive debt of ninety-eight million berries. In other words, this woman's bounty was negative. If someone wanted to obtain this woman, they would first have to repay the enormous sum she owed. Of course, that had nothing to do with Jovian.

"That's right, that's right. As long as you come near me, I'll shoot you, even if you need me…"

"You need me?"

Baby 5, who had originally looked like a cold-blooded killer, suddenly lowered the guns in her hands. She blinked her watery eyes and looked at Jovian as she asked.

"Of course. I need your help. Are you unwilling to be needed by me? Are you unwilling to help me?"

Jovian looked at Baby 5, smiled faintly, and asked.

"Of course not…"

"Of course I'm willing to be needed by you…"

Baby 5's face turned red. She gently stroked her cheek and gave Jovian a lovestruck smile. Just thinking about being needed moved her beyond words.

"Phew…"

"Looks like this woman is handled…"

Jovian looked at Baby 5's flushed face and exhaled. Next was…

Jovian looked toward the sky.

"Baby 5, what the hell are you doing? The Master ordered us to kill this damn Marine!"

In the sky, a fat man in yellow clothes flew through the air using the propeller on his neck, shouting down at Baby 5 below him.

"Shut up! This man needs me. I won't allow Doflamingo to hurt him!"

Baby 5 pulled the weapon from her waist, aimed at Buffalo in the sky, and pulled the trigger.

"Pew, pew, pew…"

Bullets flew into the sky one after another, shooting toward Buffalo.

"What? Baby 5, have you gone insane?"

Buffalo kept dodging, avoiding Baby 5's attacks.

"Damn it! If you keep this up, I'm going to fight back…"

Buffalo seemed furious at Baby 5's actions. He looked at her sharply, as if preparing to attack her. However, before Buffalo could retaliate, he saw a dazzling red light.

"Bzzzz…"

Two crimson beams of heat vision swept across Buffalo's body, burning him so badly his eyes rolled back. He fell from the sky and crashed to the ground.

"Buffalo!"

Baby 5 trembled as she watched Buffalo fall from the air. After all, he was a comrade she had known for many years. Seeing him taken down still made her feel somewhat sad and worried.

"Relax. He's not dead. I'll simply arrest him in the name of justice!"

"Baby 5, remember this. No one in this world needs you more than I do!"

Jovian placed one hand on Baby 5's shoulder and softly comforted her.

"…"

"Mm! I understand…"

After hearing Jovian's words, Baby 5 fell silent for a moment. Then her face gradually flushed, and she nodded hard.

"Phew…"

Seeing that Baby 5 understood, Jovian let out a sigh of relief. He was about to continue moving forward.

"That bastard Baby 5 actually betrayed the Master. I'm going to deal with her!"

Gladius looked at Jovian furiously. He planned to get rid of both Jovian and Baby 5 in one shot.

"I originally didn't want to use this move…"

"But there's no other choice!"

Gladius seemed to have made his decision. He kept inhaling, inflating himself into a giant fat man. Then his body floated into the sky.

"Mr. Gladius…"

The soldiers stared at Gladius as he flew upward, their eyes widening as they cried out in shock.

"It's fine!"

"I inflated myself on purpose!"

"Watch as I expand to my maximum state, then blow everyone below to pieces!"

Gladius muttered to himself, his eyes sharp. In his mind, he could already see Jovian and Baby 5 being blown to pieces.

"Baby 5, regret this with everything you have!"

"Regret it before my ultimate explosion!"

Gladius shouted loudly at Baby 5 on the ground.

"Oh no…"

Baby 5 looked at Gladius in the sky, shock flashing across her face.

"What's wrong?"

Jovian looked at the shocked Baby 5 and asked.

"That Gladius is planning to blow all of us up right here!"

"You need to leave quickly!"

There was a trace of sorrow in Baby 5's expression as she urged Jovian.

"Blow all of us up?"

Jovian raised an eyebrow.

"Yes, that bastard is planning to blow us all up! But you don't need to be afraid. I'll stay here and hold him off. Use the chance to leave quickly…"

Baby 5 looked at Jovian and spoke in a low voice.

"Hahaha…"

Jovian froze for a moment as he looked at Baby 5, then laughed loudly. At the same time, he pulled Baby 5 into his arms.

"Don't worry."

"As long as I'm here, no one can blow either of us up!"

Jovian looked at Baby 5 and smiled faintly. The next second, he looked up at Gladius in the sky.

"Bzzzz!"

A crimson light instantly shot up from the ground and pierced through Gladius's body.

"Wah…"

A large mouthful of blood sprayed from Gladius's mouth. The next second, Gladius, who had inflated like a balloon, fell from the sky unconscious.

"Hey! Stop coming at me one by one. If you're trying to stall for time, could you make it a little less obvious?"

"I'm saying, why don't all of you just come at me together?"

After cutting Gladius down with his heat vision, Jovian looked at the countless soldiers under Doflamingo's command and showed them a kind smile.

"This guy…"

"He's completely invincible…"

Everyone looked at Jovian. In their hearts, they knew Jovian's strength had far surpassed their imagination.

"You're not coming?"

"Then I'll just fly up there directly and find your Master."

Jovian held Baby 5 with one arm and used his other hand to raise his middle finger at Doflamingo, who was blindly looking around through a telescope inside the royal palace.

"Mm…"

Doflamingo saw Jovian's middle finger, and his expression changed sharply. He squeezed with one hand, crushing the telescope in his grip to pieces.

"Damn you, Jovian…"

Doflamingo muttered softly.

"Master, do not panic. Leave this matter to me!"

An extremely obese man left Doflamingo's room and walked toward the outside of the mountain.

"Jovian, die!"

The fat man looked down at Jovian at the foot of the mountain and roared loudly. Then he jumped down with all his strength.

"Final Finisher! Hundred-Thousand-Ton Vise!"

The man fully activated his Devil Fruit ability, pushing his power to the absolute limit he could use. Like a meteor, he came crashing down toward Jovian.

"…"

Jovian looked at the man rapidly approaching him from the air and fell silent for a moment. Then he extended one hand.

"Hahaha…"

"You think someone like you can stop my supersonic hundred-thousand-ton drop?"

"Impossible…"

Machvise laughed loudly. But because of his terrifying speed, his voice was swept away into the wind and left behind him. By the time Jovian grabbed his head with one hand, the word "impossible" had only just arrived from the wind.

"Ah…"

Machvise fell silent. If he could have chosen, he absolutely would never have launched such an idiotic suicide attack at Jovian.

"Go die."

Before Machvise could say anything, Jovian gave him that gentle greeting. Then Machvise felt a tremendous force push against his body, and he flew into the sky like a meteor.

Outer space, the moon…

Enel crossed his arms in front of his chest and admired his kingdom to his heart's content.

"Yes. This is the only place worthy of me, a true god!"

"No! This is a place only I can reach. I am God!"

Enel laughed loudly, commanding the robots as they built his own kingdom for him. Just as he was laughing, a meteor fell in front of him.

"Boom!"

As the smoke and dust dispersed, Machvise, an officer under Doflamingo, finally saw where he had arrived. He looked at the blue planet before him, at the vast, pitch-black expanse of outer space, then at Enel, whose eyes were wide with shock. Machvise's own eyes practically pierced through the sunglasses sitting on the bridge of his nose, filled with disbelief.

"Huh?"

"How did I end up in space?"

Machvise shouted in his heart with incomparable excitement.

"How the fuck would I know how you got here? I want to ask that too!"

Enel clearly heard Machvise's inner scream. He swung the golden staff in his hand and struck Machvise hard on the head.

He immediately beat Machvise half to death.

"I'm tired of this routine already!"

"Doflamingo, go die."

Jovian held Baby 5 with one arm and used his other hand to grip the rock at the base of the mountain. Then he suddenly exerted force, lifting the entire mountain into the air.

Yes, the heat vision Jovian had fired at the mountain earlier had not been for something as meaningless as intimidating those pieces of trash. It had been to cut the mountain free so he could lift both the mountain and the palace on top of it.

"I, Jovian, remain invincible even while holding a girl with one arm…"

Jovian held Baby 5 in one arm and lifted the mountain and palace with the other, flying into the sky above Dressrosa just like that.

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