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Chapter 22 - Chapter 22: Error 404 and the Data Locusts

[LOCATION: EMPIRE STATE BUILDING - LOBBY] [TIME: 10:00 AM]

The lobby of the Empire State Building looked less like a corporate headquarters and more like a chaotic anime convention.

Over five hundred players had answered the broadcast. They were a mix of bruised warriors, exhausted mages, and merchants hauling carts of salvaged junk. The promise of Vanguard gold had brought them out of the woodwork.

Dave had set up a folding table near the elevators, flanked by stacks of gold bars. He was wearing a makeshift visor and practically drooling as he stamped registration forms.

"Next!" Dave yelled, slamming a rubber stamp down. "Sign here, take your signing bonus, and go see Miller for armor sizing. Next!"

I stood on the mezzanine balcony, looking down at the crowd. My [Debugger's Specs] were working overtime, scanning the sea of floating name tags and stats.

Most of them were Level 10 or 12. Decent cannon fodder, but not the elite strike team we needed for Brooklyn.

"Quantity over quality?" Vane asked, leaning against the marble railing next to me. He was twirling a dagger, looking at the crowd like they were target practice.

"We need both," I said, sipping from my #1 DEV Mug. "To hold the Safe Zone, we need numbers. But to push the Anchor, we need a core team. I'm looking for outliers."

"Outliers?"

"People who survived the last three weeks without joining a guild and without hiding in a sewer," I explained. "Solo players. The ones who figured out the meta."

I scanned the line. A tall man near the front caught my eye. He wasn't wearing mismatched, scavenged armor like the others. He wore a sleek, dark tunic reinforced with what looked like monster scales, and he carried a massive longsword that hummed with a faint blue aura.

I focused my specs on him.

[TARGET: ABHINAV BHARDWAJ] [CLASS: SPELLBLADE] [LEVEL: 18] [HIDDEN TRAIT: LONE WOLF (Stats +15% when not in a party)]

"Interesting," I muttered. A Level 18 solo player was incredibly rare.

Down at the table, Dave looked at the man. "Name?"

"Abhinav Bhardwaj," the man said smoothly, resting the heavy sword on his shoulder. His voice was calm, carrying the quiet confidence of a veteran gamer. "I heard you're paying guild members to exterminate bugs in Brooklyn. I like gold. And I hate bugs."

"Level 18 Spellblade," Dave read the System prompt hovering over Abhinav. Dave swallowed nervously. "Uh, right this way, sir. VIP treatment. The boss will want to talk to you."

I smiled and tapped the railing. "Vane, go pull Abhinav and anyone else over Level 15 out of the main line. Bring them to the briefing room. We have our vanguard."

"Sure," Vane vanished into stealth, reappearing instantly next to Dave, making the poor merchant shriek.

[LOCATION: BROOKLYN BRIDGE - SECTOR 7 BORDER] [TIME: 01:00 PM]

Two hours later, we stood at the very edge of our Safe Zone.

The Error 404 Guild was officially born. We left Dave and two hundred low-level recruits behind to fortify the Empire State Building. Miller, Sarah, Vane, Abhinav, and I—along with a dozen of our best new recruits—marched to the Brooklyn Bridge.

"Well," Miller said, lowering his screaming shield. "That's not good."

The bridge was completely enveloped in a massive, pulsing dome of digital static. It didn't look like a forcefield; it looked like a glitch in reality. The suspension cables were flickering in and out of existence.

But that wasn't the terrifying part.

The terrifying part was what was crawling on the static.

"Are those... locusts?" Sarah asked, clutching her [Book of Errors].

They were the size of dogs. They looked like mechanical grasshoppers, but their bodies were made of jagged, unrendered polygons. They were gnawing on the bridge's steel cables. Where they bit, the metal didn't break—it dissolved into lines of green code and was sucked into their mouths.

[ENTITY: SWARM_DRONE] [LEVEL: 25] [TYPE: CORRUPTION BEAST] [HP: 8,000 / 8,000]

"They aren't eating the metal," I said, my blood running cold. "They're eating the data. They're consuming the map geometry."

"Data locusts," Abhinav stepped forward, his sword sparking with blue electricity. "Can we kill them with physical damage?"

"Only one way to find out," Miller grunted. "Form up!"

One of the drones noticed us. Its compound eyes flashed bright red. It let out a screech that sounded like dial-up internet run through a distortion pedal, and leaped an impossible fifty feet through the air directly at Sarah.

"I got it!" Abhinav yelled.

He didn't just swing his sword. He triggered a skill.

[SKILL ACTIVATED: ARCANE CLEAVE]

His blade ignited with blinding blue fire. He swung in a wide arc, catching the drone in mid-air. The magical blade sliced clean through the drone's polygon shell.

CRASH.

The drone hit the ground in two pieces. It twitched, spat out a burst of corrupted code, and dissolved into static.

[XP GAINED: 800]

"Nice hit," Miller praised, raising an eyebrow.

"They're squishy," Abhinav noted, shaking the static off his blade. "High damage, low defense. We can take them."

"Look again," Vane said, pointing his dagger at the bridge.

The screech of the dying drone had echoed across the bridge. The static dome rippled.

Thousands of red eyes turned to look at us. The entire surface of the bridge seemed to shift as a literal wave of mechanical locusts stopped eating the code and turned their attention to the fresh meat.

[WARNING: AGGRO RADIUS EXCEEDED.] [THE SWARM IS ALERTED.]

"Squishy," I said, pulling out my Rusty Revolver. "But numerous."

"Jax," Sarah backed up, her staff trembling. "There are thousands of them. And they're Level 25."

I opened my Admin console. I tried to target the swarm.

> [SELECT_ALL: SWARM_DRONE] > [ACTION: DELETE]

[ERROR: PERMISSION DENIED. ENTITIES ARE PROTECTED BY 'ADMIN PRIME' OVERRIDE.]

My heart sank. Admin Prime had locked the files. I couldn't just delete them. I couldn't turn on Friendly Fire because they didn't operate on party mechanics—they were a hive mind.

We had to fight a tidal wave of bugs without cheat codes.

"Miller, wall formation!" I shouted, switching tactics. "Abhinav, Sarah, AoE spells on the choke point! Vane, protect the flanks!"

The wave of locusts poured off the bridge, a deafening tsunami of clicking metal and screeching code.

The Purge hadn't just sent a timer. It had sent an eraser. And we were standing right in its path.

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