This isn’t a story of a noble knight or a savior. This is the tale of a cynical knight in the hack-and-slash game world with the maximum difficulty setting. 

No system to help him.

No status panel to notify his progress.

No HUD to give him hints.

However, one hope remains. The knight “Crow” retains an in-game ability. By shattering objects or defeating enemy leaders, he can summon random game items as if the world itself is still a game. With a pet crow "Cow-Cow" by his side, the Crow Knight trudges through this treacherous land, armed with sarcasm, stubbornness, and a knack for minding his own business until fate decides otherwise.

Also, please do not speak in caps. He hates it.

Oh, did I forget to mention that his pet crow has three legs? What? It isn't important? Never mind, then.

I needed to experiment with this since the infinite food-spawning glitch was a life-changing opportunity. I took the sealed wine jar and asked Lia,


"Do you have a hammer or something blunt so that I can work on this?"


"Are you going to break that?" Lia pouted. "But there is wine in there."


Lenitia coughed and pointed at the floor. "I am sorry to interrupt you two, but this is my room. Please clean up the mess you made before you do something stupid. I also don't want my room to reek of ale."


Lia and I looked at each other. Our expressions turned dark.


Because of Lenitia's interference, we ordered the guards to bring us mops and buckets to clean up the mess. We postponed the experimental plan for another date. 


Chapter 42 - Through the Ca-Ca Chimney