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Chapter 100 - Chapter 97: Takayanagi Inn

Darian stepped out of the damaged izakaya into the cool night air and took a long, deep stretch.

Looking up, the sky was darkening rapidly, casting long shadows across the traditional streets. He scanned the layout of the town, deciding his immediate priority was to find a high-end place to stay for the night. As soon as he set foot on the main thoroughfare, several local women cast lingering, highly aroused glances at him, their eyes tracking his tall, muscular frame.

'I really prefer a bit of peace and quiet,' Darian thought, slightly annoyed by the attention. 'Being stared at like an exotic animal gets old quickly.'

Before he had even walked half a block, he noticed the distinct, heavy footsteps of Tsunade and Shizune following closely behind him. A predatory smirk played across his lips beneath the dark sky; the bait had worked perfectly.

After walking a bit further to let them stew, Darian abruptly turned on his heel, looking down at the two women with a look of practiced irritation. "I already paid for your expensive liquor. What the hell else do you want from me?"

Shizune's cheeks flushed with intense embarrassment at being caught red-handed. She shot a sharp, reproachful glare at her master.

Tsunade, however, simply puffed out her massive chest, completely unbothered by her own lack of shame. "If you're going to help a lady, you should help her all the way. We just had our coin purse stolen by those Yakuza bastards, and we have absolutely nowhere else to stay tonight. If we don't follow our generous benefactor, do you honestly expect us to sleep on the cold dirt streets?"

Perfect, Darian thought. Their justification was flawless, and it was classic, unrepentant Tsunade behavior. Trying to reason with a broke, alcoholic gambling addict was a completely pointless endeavor.

Darian knew exactly why the legendary kunoichi was tailing him. She was intensely curious about his identity, his lack of chakra, and his ability to summon raw natural lightning. Of course, his thick purse full of heavy gold coins was an entirely irresistible bonus for her. To Tsunade, a dangerous, unregistered foreigner possessing unknown, lethal bloodline traits in the heart of the Land of Fire was a massive security risk; she needed to investigate him thoroughly. If he turned out to be a volatile rogue ninja prone to casual slaughter, she wanted to be close enough to physically suppress him.

Darian played along seamlessly. He scowled deeply, feigning annoyance. "Don't you two have a village to go back to? Stop tracking me."

He spun back around and continued walking down the street, maintaining a perfectly calculated, lukewarm attitude to keep her hooked.

"Lady Tsunade..." Shizune whispered frantically, tugging at the older woman's sleeve. "This is horrible. We're essentially stalking him."

"Why are you looking at me like that, Shizune? Just keep moving." Tsunade ignored her assistant's moral crisis, marching forward like a woman completely possessed by the scent of gold.

Shizune hugged the little pig, Tonton, tightly to her chest, letting out a heavy, defeated sigh. 'Oh well,' she thought, her shoulders slumping. 'Following Lady Tsunade around the world means experiencing this exact kind of humiliating, deadbeat behavior on a daily basis.' She reluctantly hurried her pace to keep up.

And so, the trio became the absolute center of attention on the street: a exceptionally handsome, towering foreigner followed closely by two beautiful women.

As Darian scanned the businesses lining the road, he noticed that nearly every single hotel in the district was a hot spring establishment; bathing culture was clearly massive in this region. As a Devil Fruit user, completely submerging his body in standing water actively drained his physical stamina, making him feel temporarily weak. Unless he had Nami or Paula naked in the tub with him to scrub his back and keep him stimulated, Darian usually avoided hot springs entirely.

However, after spotting a particularly massive, luxurious multi-story estate, Darian strode straight through the grand entrance. The carved wooden sign above the door read Takayanagi Onsen Ryokan in bold, traditional characters.

Seeing that the wealthy foreigner had chosen a high-end hot spring inn, Tsunade's eyes narrowed with deeper suspicion. But as a Kage-level powerhouse who could shatter mountains with her bare fists, her absolute confidence in her own combat strength meant she feared no trap. She walked right through the doors behind him.

The proprietress standing behind the polished wooden counter was a stunning woman in her early thirties, radiating the heavy, voluptuous allure of a mature, experienced wife. The moment her eyes locked onto Darian's chiseled features, his hypnotic masculine aura hit her so hard she almost visibly drooled.

"My, my... what an incredibly handsome young master," the proprietress greeted him, her voice dropping into a sultry, inviting purr. "Are you looking to soak in our private hot springs, or are you looking for a private bedroom for the night?"

Darian was entirely used to women looking at him with that hungry, desperate expression; his constant Dual Cultivation had optimized his physical features to a ridiculous degree. The mature woman was wearing a tight, white floral kimono that was cut incredibly low, deliberately prying open her heavy cleavage to flaunt her pale, ample breasts.

Darian offered her a charming, wicked smile. The voluptuous landlady looked exactly like a classic, mature fantasy come to life, which immediately improved his irritable mood.

"Booking a long stay is far too much paperwork, beautiful," Darian replied smoothly, leaning against the counter. "Just give me your best room for the night."

"Right away, sir," the landlady smiled happily, her chest heaving as she leaned forward to grab the registry.

The pleasant, flirtatious atmosphere between the two was instantly shattered by a loud, overbearing voice.

"Make that two rooms! One single room for him, and one double room for us!" Tsunade demanded, stepping right past Darian and slamming her hand onto the counter.

The proprietress blinked, her smile faltering as she looked at the intrusive blonde woman. Sweeping her eyes over Tsunade's massive, heavy bust and flawless face, a sharp pang of jealousy flared within the mature landlady's chest. She ignored Tsunade completely, casting a questioning, intimate look directly back at Darian.

"And who exactly are these two women to you, young master?"

"I have absolutely no idea who she is," Darian lied smoothly, deadpanning.

"I'm his older sister!" Tsunade snapped back instantly, glare intensifying.

'I knew you wouldn't be able to resist the bait,' Darian thought to himself, thoroughly amused. Externally, he maintained his annoyed facade, snapping at Tsunade. "Are you two ever going to stop stalking me?"

Tsunade merely glared right back at him, her arms tightly crossed beneath her massive breasts, looking completely unrepentant.

Sensing the bizarre, highly charged tension between the tall foreigner and the blonde woman, the proprietress smoothly intervened, a polite smirk on her face. "I'm terribly sorry, guests, but we are currently experiencing peak season. We only have a single, massive family suite left vacant tonight. Every other room in the inn is completely booked out. If you'd like, you can wait in the lobby; perhaps someone will check out early."

A traditional family suite was significantly larger and vastly more luxurious than a standard room, designed exclusively for wealthy clans traveling together. Naturally, it was also astronomically expensive.

Tsunade scoffed, turning to Darian. "If there are no separate rooms, we can just take our business to another inn, brat. Let's go."

Before Tsunade could even turn around, Darian—fully realizing that the gods of luck were firmly on his side tonight—calmly pulled out his heavy purse. "I'll take the family suite. I'm staying here for the night."

"Wonderful. Please give me just a moment to prepare the key," the landlady beamed, completely ignoring Tsunade's protests. As long as a wealthy patron was willing to pay the premium rate in solid gold, she didn't care about their chaotic family drama.

"Hey, brat! Are you doing this deliberately to insult me?!"

Tsunade stepped directly into Darian's personal space. She crossed her arms even tighter beneath her bust, forcefully lifting her heavy, un-corseted breasts so they nearly spilled completely out of her low-cut kimono, deliberately pressing her pale, deep cleavage right into his chest to intimidate him.

The raw, physical proximity was an intense visual and tactile assault, but it had entirely no negative effect on Darian's mental fortitude. He had already thoroughly claimed women with world-class bodies like Paula, Alvida, and Nami. He merely looked down into Tsunade's angry face with absolute, cool disdain.

"I'm spending my own gold, so of course I can stay in whatever room I want," Darian whispered down at her, his breath brushing her forehead. "If you don't want to sleep on the street, I suggest you watch your tone. Now, if there's nothing else, I'm going up to rest. Goodbye."

He turned away from her, offering another charming smile to the voluptuous proprietress. "Lead the way, gorgeous."

"Right this way, sir," the landlady responded eagerly, her hips swaying seductively as she stepped out from behind the counter to lead him up the grand wooden staircase.

Darian strode right behind her, leaving Tsunade and Shizune standing completely frozen in the middle of the lobby, staring blankly after him.

For the first time in years, the legendary Tsunade Senju felt a heavy wave of genuine embarrassment wash over her. She bit her lip, wondering if she had completely miscalculated her own feminine charm and acted far too narcissistic around this strange foreigner. He had literally looked right past her body as if she were nothing.

Even the pet pig, Tonton, let out a judging grunt, looking up at her with bead-like eyes.

Tsunade gritted her teeth, her veins bulging as her pride refused to let her back down. Losing to a brat like him would be far too humiliating. "Let's go, Shizune. We're sleeping in that suite."

Seeing the dark, dangerous aura radiating from Tsunade's head, Shizune could only nod helplessly. She clutched Tonton tightly to her chest, sighing bitterly in her heart. 'We don't even know his name yet. Lady Tsunade tried to scam him the moment they met, and he still bailed us out and paid for our dinner. He's honestly been incredibly kind, and now we're literally forcing our way into his private bedroom...'

"What are you standing there for, Shizune?! Move it!" Tsunade roared over her shoulder, completely abandoning her shame as she marched up the stairs.

"Coming!" Shizune squeaked, quickly running after her. Faced with Tsunade's monstrous physical strength, she was entirely powerless to resist, effectively dragged along into the lion's den.

Creak.

The proprietress slid open the heavy shoji door, revealing an incredibly spacious, beautifully appointed traditional tatami room with a massive balcony.

"Here is your suite, handsome," the landlady purred, turning to Darian with a sultry smile.

"Perfect. Thank you," Darian replied, offering a polite bow.

The landlady had initially intended to step inside to personally unfold the futons for him, but the sudden, aggressive entry of Tsunade and Shizune into the room immediately ruined her plans.

Realizing her time with the handsome foreigner was cut short, the mature woman turned back to Darian, her voice dripping with explicit invitation. "If you find yourself needing anything else tonight... anything at all... you can find me right downstairs at the front desk."

As she spoke, she stepped intimately close, sliding the heavy brass key into his hand. She deliberately trailed her slender, warm fingers slowly across his palm, scratching it lightly with her nail.

As she brushed past him to exit into the hallway, she heavily and deliberately rubbed her soft, un-corseted breasts flush against Darian's upper arm, sending a violent wave of heat straight into his mind. She offered him one final, highly explicit wink before sliding the door shut.

Darian gripped the key, a dark smirk spreading across his face. The woman's mature body and clear invitation were incredibly alluring. It made him wonder exactly what kind of explicit, degenerate activities he could get away with in this hot spring inn before the night was over.

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