[Title: For newbies having a hard time with Bunny Hopping, I made a macro so take it and use it.]
(Link)
You have mouse software, right? Just take this and use it there.
You don't? Then you just have to click the wheel like crazy lol
└ Wow, does this only work for Logideck mice?
└└ Yup
└ Heheheh thx thx
└ What the fck, don't you know you shouldn't use this?
└└?
└└ You'll get banned if you use this
└ Hey you fcker, I got banned as soon as I used it
└└ That's why I'm making a new account too
└└? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
└└ He was a crazy bastard, son of a b*tch
└└ Tricked again, newbie
└└ Welcome to Megall
└ They said they're blocking this after the 1.21 patch, so just don't use it. [Title: Let's come back to explore the front next time!]
(Meme of a black slime laughing)
Let's come back to explore the front next time! Let's come back to explore the front next time! Let's come back to explore the front next time! Let's come back to explore the front next time! Let's come back to explore the front next time! Let's come back to explore the front next time! Let's come back to explore the front next time!
ㄴ What the fck, let me out
ㄴ We are but mere insignificant creatures before Slime-nim-nim-nim, and the world is made of a giant slime.
ㄴ Ah, do you even believe this cramped world is 'real'?
ㄴ But isn't there really a way to break through?
ㄴㄴ There is, but do you have 69,800 won?
ㄴㄴ Ah fck [Title: Let's use the black slime as a scarecrow]
(Photo with a red line drawn on the minimap)
The slime regen area starts from this red line here.
There's a tree in this area, right? If you send your character forward while tapping and then do a backward roll
(Meme of a slime getting stuck in a tree)
Ta-da! A scarecrow that takes true damage without defense is complete! Rest assured, it won't disappear no matter how much you hit it?
Newbies have nothing to lose early on even if they die, so practice combos, and the rotten waters (veterans) probably already know this, right?
Instead, don't exceed 5 minutes. If you go over, it's an instant death judgment.
ㄴ Ho-go-gok! Thx thx
ㄴ Newbie here, mastered combos with this and went to the 100th floor in an instant
ㄴ Wow fck, look at that vulgar butt trembling stuck in the tree fck, so f*cking horny lol
ㄴㄴ?
ㄴㄴ Dude?
ㄴㄴ Move aside, I have something to try
ㄴㄴ Average Maze user;;
A familiar ceil... text.
[You are a BUG.]
"I got it..."
Clearly, the last sight I saw was me collapsing with a large hole in my stomach...
"Was this a time loop genre?"
Coming to my senses and waking up in the familiar field, and the single line of text that I didn't know what to do with—nothing had changed. Feeling my stomach where the wound had been, the hole in my clothes informed me that what had just happened was reality.
"Tsk... So it's not a time loop."
I don't know my own feelings—whether I'm disappointed I couldn't get infinite coins, or relieved that I'll only likely develop mild mental illness. Anyway, since I survived, I opened the status window to check my current condition.
[Status Window]
Name: Jang Ryuo
Class: None
Title: None
Level: 7
HP: 120/150 MP: 70/70 Strength: 6 Agility: 6 Vitality: 6 Intelligence: 6 Luck: ¿? 9
Remaining Points: 11
Trait: BUG
Skill: LV.MAX Slime's Body
Seeing the status window, my eyes went wide.
'11 remaining points... And, what is this?'
The max level skill 'Slime's Body' caught my eye at once.
'Slime's body? Can I transform like that guy too?'
Out of curiosity about what kind of effect it had, I clicked on it, but no kind explanation appeared.
'At least the trait called Bug had text appear...'
I pinched my arm and tried stretching it. I wondered if it would stretch out like a slime, but it wasn't like that... Beginning to doubt the skill, this time I spread my legs and tried to do the splits.
"Oh?"
My legs, which were far from flexible, bent freely like a Chinese circus troupe. Since there was no strain even when bending my waist forward while doing the splits, I bent my waist backward...
—Streeetch
"Oh?"
My body bent perfectly without catching on anything. Even assuming peculiar postures caused no strain at all.
"Wow, this works too?"
Walking on all fours with my waist bent backward like that, a tremendous sense of post-nut clarity washed over me.
"Let's stop..."
It seems being alone in this barren wasteland is making me go slowly crazy. Or is it resentment for gaining such a skill, if I had to gain one?
"How do I use this... Yoga Nutube? Ah, there's no Nutube here."
Since just having it wasn't a loss, I decided to think positively.
"Right! It's better than having noth... Hup!"
Just as I was about to laugh it off, the brushing wind brought me to my senses. Because there's no guarantee that kind of slime won't appear again. I must have become complacent because I was out of it. This place is an area where unidentified slimes appear!
The moment I made that judgment, I ran for now.
—Dadadadadada
"This f*ck..."
Now even the sound of running started to bother me and make me anxious. I ran while recalling the sensation of being chased by the slime.
'How did I run back then... I was definitely making a fuss like this...'
As I ran diagonally while spreading my legs wide, I felt my steps gradually becoming lighter.
—Whoosh!
The feeling of the wind wrapping around my feet and becoming shoes; speed also gradually increased as I started to stride out. Stamina was also a problem, so I wondered if I should use the remaining points, but like this, I think I can save them. I don't even know where I'm heading. I just run hoping a different landscape will appear.
When I started running, the sun was definitely blazing and the atmosphere was bright... Quite a bit of time has passed for it to become like this. Because I can see the frosty moonlight brushing through the leaves.
While running, I discovered a pioneered forest path, so I had increased my pace in excitement. Speed picked up, height increased... I thought I had gained enlightenment and awakened some light footwork technique.
Running around like that, I couldn't control my speed and got stuck in a tree.
Literally stuck.
I don't know how on earth it happened. Even though I hit it hard, it wasn't like wood chips were scattered about; my body just went Sook! and got stuck. If I had broken something somewhere, I would at least understand, but being unable to budge as one with the tree like this, I didn't even get angry.
"What is this..."
I struggled to try and pull my body out, but I didn't budge an inch. I wondered if I should invest in Strength and dig out the tree, but my arms are stuck too.
'When I got stuck, I just slid in Sook, so what on earth is the condition?'
Around the time I was pondering, I spotted a carriage running on the well-paved forest path in the distance.
"Uh? Uh-uh?"
Thinking this was my last hope, I screamed at the top of my lungs.
"Excuse me!!! Wait a moment! Please save me!! There's a person here! Excuse me!!!"
Fortunately, my voice wasn't buried by the loud carriage sound, and the carriage stopped.
"Ugh-huh-ok! What is that!"
"A monster... Wait, it's a person!"
Hearing human voices for the first time since coming here, relief and joy that I was saved began to wash over me.
"Over here! Here!"
Two women approaching me looked at me hesitantly. Their appearance... As if they had many stories, one had short hair with a long scar near her eye, and the other had long hair that was messy and floating as if unmanaged.
"Excuse me, could you please save m... Ah."
Thinking about it, I must have looked extremely suspicious when seen from another person's perspective. To become one with a tree...
The result of pondering how to not look suspicious. Since ancient times, they say you can't spit on a smiling face, so I decided to smile for now.
"Haha, hello beautiful ladies? If it isn't rude, could you please save me? Due to an unexpected accident, my body got stuck in a tree."
Tsk... I think I look even more suspicious. While I was worrying about how to explain, the short-haired woman nodded with satisfaction and said.
"What kind of luck is this? If it's this high quality, the high-ups will really like it."
The long-haired woman stopped the woman approaching me.
"W... Wait! Don't approach. Isn't that a legendary Druid?"
"Why would a Druid be in a place like this? Just looking at him, he's human."
The short-haired woman walked over with heavy steps without fear, then stroked my face with a sticky touch.
"Look, nothing happens even if I get close. You worry too much."
"R... Right? Wow... We won't need to worry about money for a while."
"Ye...?"
Don't tell me...
"Excuse me... By any chance, are you two people who make a living buying and selling people?"
As if my question wasn't important at all, the short-haired woman grinned and asked.
"Huhu, hey. Have you ever had sex? I mean, do you have mating experience."
'Crazy... What?'
What is this sudden, random, vulgar question? I don't know how to answer here. Which answer lowers my value? No, in times like this, should I increase my value to be guaranteed minimum safety?
"I... I have! I have done it."
Actually, I haven't, but it's a gamble. First off, purity is valued highly in any world so...
"Tsk, can't sell him for a high price. Still, with a face like this..."
"Just deceive them and sell him, what's the big deal?"
"Hmm... Let's get him out first."
It seems that whatever happens, being sold is the same. I started to negotiate while screaming uglily.
"I actually have a venereal disease! Even if you sell me, it won't be worth any money! If you just get me out of here, I will definitely repay the grace..."
"Guess we have to cut it off then, since some people have that taste."
"Actually I have never done i..."
Just then, a sharp axe blade lodged above my head.
—Puck!
"...t."
"Damn, you're filthy loud. Won't you be quiet!"
It seems my nonsense has lost their trust.
"Yep."
Being sold off seems to be an established fact for now.
—Thud! Thud! Thuuud!
I intended to counterattack or at least look for an angle to escape the moment I was freed, but the other middle-aged woman had already tied both my legs. Counterattack is... deferred, seeing as this huge tree is being whittled away like a pencil.
Actually, without using much strength, she cut the tree a few times and the tree fell over.
—Creak... Boom!
'Um... Should I just stay captured quietly rather than getting killed for acting up? No, who knows what kind of things I'll suffer...'
Counterattack and compliance. If both futures are uncertain...
I shouted for the status window in my head, invested all 11 remaining stats into Strength, and went limp with a gloomy expression.
The short-haired woman took a knife from her bosom and started scraping the tree.
"If you don't want scars on your pretty body, don't move."
It became even more disadvantageous since the opponent held a knife but...
"Yep..."
—Zzzzt! Zzzzt!
The short-haired woman looked at my face and smirked.
"Even if you get sold, you'll live being loved."
It's a relief. That for some reason, they are underestimating an adult male.
"Hehe... Will I?"
Just then, the long-haired woman started taking off my pants.
"Inspecting the merchandise!"
"Go ahead!"
These crazy people... Let's calm down. Embarrassment is momentary. Contrary to my resolved mind, it was shameful, but not to the point I couldn't endure it. It's not like it wears out from looking, so I decided to just reduce their wariness as I was doing.
"D... Don't do it! Please!"
Just then, the knife stuck into the tree between my arm and face.
—Crunch!
Eyes looking down at me with a face full of irritation, a dark face with the moonlight at her back, a blade that would touch my neck if applied with more force.
"Hup!"
"Tsk, should have done that sooner."
Eventually, my pants and underwear were pulled down and...
"Tulan! L... Look at this!"
"What's the fuss! I'm busy! F*ck, how did he get stuck in the tree..."
"Come quickly and look!"
The middle-aged woman whittling the tree clicked her tongue and went to my other side.
"Hiek! W... What is this!"
"It's top quality..."
"Haha... Uhahahahahaha! We are rich now!"
"It's certain the Goddess pitied us and sent this down! It was good that we lived kindly!"
Slave traders living kindly my ass...
I, who had no choice but to receive an appraisal with my member dangling, just shut my mouth in shame. Thinking about the fact that one becomes calmer when angry, I thought as much as possible about the situation after being taken out.
The woman who returned started digging at the tree, smiling broadly at the unexpected jackpot.
"Hahahaha."
The woman whose laughter wouldn't stop as if she was full just by looking. My neck and body, which were at the top, were taken out, but I pretended to have no energy. Even when one arm was taken out, I stayed still. Since both legs are tied, I have to watch for an opportunity even more.
The short-haired woman looked down at me, who had escaped the tree before I knew it, and laughed grossly.
"Ssssp... Should I have a taste of this first or not?"
I focused as much as possible on the hand holding the knife. This moment when she opens her outer coat to sheathe it in the scabbard inside!
I kicked off the ground with my tied legs, reached out, grabbed the knife handle in reverse grip, and pulled it out. A swift movement I couldn't believe I did; the short-haired woman flustered for a moment.
Since my legs were tied, I grabbed the woman's chest with one hand, and tried to strike down with the other to chop her neck but...
—Thud!
"Kugh!"
"This dog-lik..."
"Tul..."
Our bodies tangled and the woman falling backward grabbed my wrist and resisted. To end the 2 vs 1 situation as quickly as possible, I squeezed out all the strength in my body.
Thanks to the cold sweat coming from the hand holding my wrist, the moment it slipped slightly...
—Swish-sh-sh!
—Spuuurt!
"Cr... crazy b*tch! Huh?"
My hand moved at invisible speed and shredded the short-haired woman's wrist. Situation assessment comes later. I tried to strike the neck again, but the woman's colleague behind me kicked me.
—Puck!
My flying body.
"Kuh-heup!!!"
My breath burst out from the kick, but the pain was small compared to the distance I flew. Thanks to that, gaining some leeway, I cut the bindings on my legs as much as possible with the knife in my hand.
—Slash slash
"Hwaaaaaaack! My... My hand!"
"Tulan! This dog-like bastard!"
Enraged by her colleague's injury, the long-haired woman rushed at me. I looked regretfully at the rope I hadn't finished cutting yet.
'They tied it so damn much...'
Just when I wondered if I was dying like this...
—Swish!
—Thud! Psshhhhh!!!
In the blink of an eye, the long-haired woman was looking at me from the ground.
No, the woman's head had fallen off and was lying in front of me. While being hit by the soaring blood fountain, I blankly watched the headless body collapse.
Just then, a lovely voice brought back part of my mind.
"Vermin-like bastards, I see you were selling off an innocent man again."
"…"
Silver hair that shone brilliantly as if it held the moonlight scattered as she turned her head.
"Are you okay, child?"
'Ears...?'
Thought was brief; a sense of lethargy was felt in my body and drowsiness rushed in.
I fainted while looking at the beautifully shining yellow eyes.