Shinji pondered and couldn't come up with any ideas, not expecting that guy to actually dare to chase from the Land of Wind all the way to the Land of Fire.
He just didn't know if this guy had been to Konoha before and inquired about him.
Most likely, he had been here, otherwise, there would be no need to wander around in the Land of Fire.
But now, the advantage is mine!
If that guy really dared to attack Konoha, he would prepare to play a game of "borrowing a knife to kill a curse spirit."
"Let's reassemble Hidan first, and then we'll make a long-term plan. By the way, why did you change your mask?"
"Oh, I felt the original mask was a bit too plain, so I changed to one with a pattern this time."
Not only did it have a pattern, but this mask was also a pseudo-double-eyed one. It looked like two holes, but one of them was actually a painted eye.
Shinji roughly understood Tobi's meaning.
Although the people who had seen him before were either dead or not in Konoha, for the sake of caution, it was definitely safer to change his mask.
Tobi probably also realized that Shinji would be staying in Konoha for a while.
The immortality of the Evil God Cult still had some merits. Hidan, who had been chopped into pieces, was still not dead, only a bit weak and withdrawn.
In Hidan's opinion, being chased and beaten was already embarrassing enough, and then to have Shinji see him in such a miserable state was truly humiliating to the extreme.
"That sand transformation move was too unfair, otherwise I would have already killed that bastard!" Hidan defended himself.
Shinji really wanted to say, isn't your "Death Possession Blood Ritual" unfair too? A forced mutual destruction, and you still have an immortal body.
"Wait a minute, didn't you already witness that sand transformation move? You should know how to counter it."
"Huh? Can this move be countered? How?"
Shinji was speechless. He directly poked the guy's forehead with his scissors. "Is your head filled with the dregs of fried pork cutlet? We almost killed him last time, have you forgotten all about it?"
"Damn Shinji! If you poke my head with scissors again, believe it or not, I'll bite your throat off!"
Got it!
Hidan didn't care what Shinji said just now, only getting angry because his head was poked.
Sigh.
Shinji resigned himself to his fate. After all, he was his own dog; even if he was a bit stupid, so be it.
"So, what is the weakness of that sand monster?"
Seeing that Shinji had stopped talking, Tobi became curious and asked.
"It's water. When that guy transforms into sand, he can be immune to most physical and ninjutsu attacks. But once he's doused with water, the sand transformation will fail, and he'll revert to his physical form."
"Oh~ I see."
Tobi clenched his right fist and tapped his left palm.
"But why would that sand monster come all the way from the Land of Wind to find you? Hidan-senpai only said that Shinji-senpai stole the opponent's weapon, but that seems too strange."
Shinji casually stitched Hidan's body back together while glancing at Tobi and replied, "That's because originally, that guy's sand transformation had no weaknesses."
"That guy possessed a Golden Snake Sword that could dry up all surrounding water sources. He could even turn you into a dried corpse with just a light touch."
"Isn't that invincible?!"
Tobi exclaimed in surprise.
"Yes, so that battle was very dangerous. In the end, we took that sword and used this weakness to almost kill that guy. But unfortunately, he still managed to escape."
"No wonder that guy wouldn't give up."
Tobi nodded thoughtfully. Now he understood everything.
Because they weren't sure when the opponent would attack, Shinji and Tobi continuously sped up their pace.
"Alright, done!"
After stitching Hidan's head back onto his neck, Shinji looked at his masterpiece with satisfaction.
"Tobi, mirror!"
Hidan shouted with some distrust. Tobi beside him quickly brought a mirror.
Hidan, who couldn't move for the time being, looked left and right. Surprisingly, the stitching was actually quite good!
"Hmm, it's acceptable. Wait a minute... did you drop the scissors in my stomach this time?"
Once bitten, twice shy!
Hidan's eyes immediately became vigilant.
Shinji chuckled and raised the scissors in his hand. "Don't worry, nothing was left behind this time."
"That's good..."
Hidan had just breathed a sigh of relief.
Then he heard Tobi, who had just put down the mirror, exclaim in surprise. "What is this?"
A lump of blackish-red stuff fell limply under the table. Tobi curiously leaned over and poked it with his finger a couple of times.
Shinji, a dismemberment enthusiast, recognized it at a glance. "That's a kidney, also known as a loin. It's delicious stir-fried, or it can be braised. By the way, where did this come from? Did you drop it?"
Tobi quickly shook his head. "It's not mine."
"It's not mine either."
Listening to their conversation, Hidan, lying on the ground, looked increasingly displeased, his face finally turning purplish-brown!
Hidan roared, "That's my damn kidney! My kidney!!!"
Tobi suddenly realized. "Oh, no wonder. It's so soft and limp, not firm at all."
Shinji nodded in agreement. "Indeed, just looking at the color, it doesn't look very healthy. You should probably eat more chives to replenish yourself."
Seeing these two scoundrels discussing his kidney, Hidan was about to go crazy!
"I'll kill you! I'll kill you two bastards!"
"Still poking!!!"
"Ahhhhh! Die, you all have to die!"
"Hurry up and give me back my kidney!"
Hidan panicked, shouting hysterically.
Tobi, startled, lost his grip and fell to the ground with a splat.
Shinji's eyelids twitched at that moment, while Hidan almost had a cardiac arrest.
Even though it had already been removed, he still felt a dull ache.
"It's okay, nothing serious, just a little cracked from the fall. Hehe."
Tobi, scrambling to pick up Hidan's kidney, let out a hearty laugh.
Shinji covered his forehead and made a suggestion. "How about... stir-frying it then."
"Get lost! All of you, get out!"
"Stay another second, and I'll kill your whole family. Get outtttttt!"
Tobi, scared, scrambled out. As a result, he stepped on something unknown and rolled down the stairs.
Shinji silently walked over, picked up a toe, and placed it next to Hidan.
He had a similar experience when he was young, like when he took apart a radio and then reassembled it, there were always some extra parts left over...
So... it shouldn't be a big deal, right?
"Why don't you think carefully again and see if there are any other missing parts?"
"I×&%￥#@…!"
"Why are you cursing? So uncivilized."
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