Yeh kahani hai Pappu ki, jo duniya ka sabse bada "jugadu" insaan tha.
Pappu aur "English" Speaking Course
Pappu ko lagta tha ki use sab kuch aata hai, bas ek hi cheez ki kami thi—English. Ek din usne decide kiya ki woh Interview dene jayega. Ab dikkat yeh thi ki Pappu ki English aisi thi ki sunne wala ICU mein admit ho jaye.
1. Interview ka Pehla Din
Pappu interview dene gaya. Boss ne pucha:
Boss: "Tell me, what is the opposite of 'Happiness'?"
Pappu: "Sir, Happiness ka opposite hai... 'Happen-miss'!"
Boss ne apna sar pakad liya.
2. Pappu ki Love Letter Diplomacy
Pappu ko ek ladki pasand aayi. Usne socha English mein impress karega. Usne likha:
"Dear, you are my oxygen. If you leave me, I will become Carbon Dioxide. My heart is beating like a Mixer-Grinder for you."
Ladki ne reply kiya: "Bhai, Mixer-Grinder hai toh thodi chutney hi pees de!"
3. Doctor ke Paas Pappu
Ek baar Pappu ko sardi hui. Doctor ne pucha, "How do you feel?"
Pappu: "Doctor sahab, my nose is running and I am behind it!"
Doctor ne use dawayi ki jagah dimaag check karne wale ka pata de diya.
Pappu ka Naya Business: "Idea Exchange"
Pappu ne ek dukaan kholi jahan woh logon ko mashwara (advice) deta tha.
* Customer 1: "Pappu bhai, mera kutta bhonkta nahi hai."
* Pappu: "Iske kaan mein jaake bolo ki tumne use 'Adopt' kiya hai, woh sadme mein bhonkne lagega."
* Customer 2: "Pappu bhai, weight kaise kam karun?"
* Pappu: "Roz subah gardan left ghumao, phir right ghumao. Bas yeh tab karna hai jab koi khane ko puche."
Pappu aur Police ka Panga
Ek baar Pappu bina helmet ke scooty chala raha tha. Police ne roka.
Police: "Fine bharna padega, tumne rule toda hai."
Pappu: "Sahab, main helmet isliye nahi pehenta kyunki main 'Open-Minded' insaan hoon."
Police: "Toh phir 'Open' jail mein rehne ke liye taiyaar ho jao."
Pappu ki Philosophy (Zindagi ka Sach)
Pappu hamesha kehta tha:
> "Zindagi mein tension lene ka nahi, dene ka. Agar koi tumse kahe ki 'You are special', toh samajh lena usko tumse koi kaam hai."
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Kahani ka Moral
Pappu aaj bhi khush hai, kyunki usne kabhi dimaag ka istemal hi nahi kiya toh kharch hone ka sawal hi nahi uthta!
Kya aap chahte hain ki main is story ka 'Part 2' likhun jisme Pappu ki shadi ki kahani ho?