Everyone enthusiastically praised the group admin. Greatly encouraged, the admin stayed on voice chat and began to lay out a whole slew of their ideas.
Things like establishing a "Crab Roe Sauce Legal Team," specifically to file pro bono lawsuits for the fans from the rival group who had pre-ordered that sauce.
Tie them up in litigation and make them issue refunds!
Then, to fan the flames of dissatisfaction among the competitor's fans for that crappy sauce of theirs, anyone who received a free jar of Juju's crab roe sauce could start a "battle" in their neighborhood. They could see if anyone around had the Dahuang Crab Roe Sauce and challenge them to a taste-off!
When it comes to food, nothing is scarier than a direct comparison. Put them side-by-side, and the inferior one will immediately taste bland.
Every taste-off won is a victory. Every rival fan converted is another customer stolen from the other side.
