'Lady, the excitement on your face is way too obvious...'
Zoe Sawyer was momentarily speechless, but fortunately, her face was covered in tears, so her true expression wasn't too obvious at a glance.
"My boyfriend and I met online, and we only just met in person recently. My best friend said this is her hometown, so she came here with me.
I never expected them to actually hit it off. They started meeting up secretly behind my back, and I've already caught them kissing several times!" Zoe took a tissue from a bystander and continued her tearful accusation.
As Zoe Sawyer spun her tale, her boyfriend was transformed into a bisexual, two-timing scumbag who still carried a torch for an old flame.
The woman was getting ridiculously excited listening, practically wishing she had a bag of popcorn.
"So what's the deal with your boyfriend's old flame?" the woman couldn't help but ask.
