The sky was filled with countless stars, their light mingling with the moonlight to pierce through the darkness and filter softly through thin curtains into a spacious room.
This was clearly a girl's boudoir, decorated with various cosmetics, feminine pink walls, and a soft pink bed.
Huh?
Why were there tissues and disheveled clothes scattered all over the floor, crumpled and tossed aside?
Damn! Whose bra was that? Whose bra had fallen to the ground?
Bang—
A man suddenly kicked open the bedroom door, and the sight before him made him tremble with rage.
"Ye Tianyi, you bastard! You deserve a horrible death!"
The man roared.
"Uh—"
At that moment, the man lying on the bed like a dead pig suddenly opened his eyes, sat up, scratched his head, and stared at the angry figure in the doorway with bewildered confusion.
Who am I?
Where am I?
What am I doing?
The classic trio of questions popped into Ye Tianyi's mind.
Whoosh—
Suddenly, a girl sat up beside him.
"H-Husband, listen to my explanation. We... we were just doing push-ups. It was too... too hot, so we took off our clothes because of the heat."
The girl looked at him in panic as she stammered.
"You... you two!"
The man pointed at them angrily, tears streaming down his face.
Ye Tianyi glanced around the room.
Just a second ago, back on Earth, he and his childhood sweetheart Feng Ya had been cornered at Burial Heart Cliff by over a dozen powerful ancient clan members. With no way out, they had jumped off the cliff—certain death. But why was he here now?
Could it be... I've transmigrated?
Holy crap!
Awesome!
Ye Tianyi's face broke into a surprised grin.
Snapping back to the present, he took in the scene, and a flood of memories rushed into his mind, leaving him completely stunned.
This wasn't Earth; it was a place called Sky Blue Star. The owner of this body was also named Ye Tianyi—a true scumbag!
On Sky Blue Star, anyone capable of cultivation was known as a martial artist. Ye Tianyi was a talentless waste, but luckily, his family was wealthy and powerful. He was the legendary playboy, excelling in eating, drinking, gambling, and debauchery. What he loved most was sleeping with other people's wives.
In the entire Tianshui Holy City, according to his memories, he had cuckolded dozens of honest men.
His motto: I may not be able to beat you, but don't mess with me, or I'll make you wear a green hat.
And that's exactly what was happening right now.
The man at the door was Lin Yang. He had publicly humiliated Ye Tianyi at a banquet two days ago. Two days later—that is, just two hours ago—Ye Tianyi had given him a beautiful, glowing green hat.
"Awesome... Truly awesome!"
Ye Tianyi couldn't help but exclaim inwardly.
Just two days? What else could he say but "awesome"? Though the original body owner was trash at cultivation, he was quite skilled in this regard.
Isn't the point of life to achieve something? This counted as an achievement, at least.
It seemed the original owner had died suddenly, allowing Earth's Ye Tianyi to transmigrate into his body.
But...
What now?
Ye Tianyi groaned inwardly.
"Ye Tianyi, how dare you sleep with my girlfriend? Die!"
Lin Yang's eyes turned bloodshot, and raging flames erupted around his body.
"Wait!"
Ye Tianyi held out a hand, then casually got out of bed and picked up his clothes from the floor.
"I bet you don't dare kill me."
Ye Tianyi dressed and looked at him.
"I won't kill you? Ye Tianyi, you've gone too far! If I don't kill you, I'm not a man!"
He was furious, but he truly didn't dare. Many people wanted Ye Tianyi dead, but none dared act. Though Ye Tianyi was trash, his sister...
Crippling him should be fine, though, right?
"Oh? Then hold on a second!"
Ye Tianyi pulled out his phone, started editing a social media post, and muttered the content as he typed.
"Tonight, I slept with Lin Yang's girlfriend, Chen Mengyao. But Lin Yang suddenly came back, and now he's standing right in front of me. What should I do? Waiting online—very urgent."
Lin Yang: ???
Then Ye Tianyi smiled, shook his phone, and said, "If you kill me, I'll post this. My friends list is packed with young masters and ladies from Tianshui Holy City. If they find out, can you, Lin Yang, ever hold your head high again?"
Damn! This isn't me! Why am I being so shameless? But he had no choice—he couldn't fight, so he had to handle it in the original owner's style.
"You!!"
Lin Yang pointed at Ye Tianyi in fury.
Ye Tianyi swaggered past him, pausing as he did to say softly, "Let me tell you a secret—as a reward for not killing me."
Then Ye Tianyi leaned close to the trembling Lin Yang's ear and whispered:
"Your girlfriend is amazing."
Whoosh—
In the next instant, Ye Tianyi bolted out the door.
After using someone's things, it's polite to praise them and leave a good review.
"Ah! Ye Tianyi! You bastard!"
Lin Yang roared in anger.
It was the classic case of impotent rage: wanting to kill, but not daring to.
...
"What the hell is this mess?"
Ye Tianyi walked the streets of Tianshui Holy City under the night sky. The autumn wind rustled, chilling him slightly.
This body was truly weak. It was frail to begin with, and with little practice—mostly indulging in eating, drinking, and debauchery—it was even weaker now.
As he walked, Ye Tianyi familiarized himself with the world using the original owner's memories.
Sky Blue Star was part of the Sky Blue Continent, home to hundreds of empires. These empires often clashed, with wars breaking out frequently. The Tianshui Empire was a mid-sized one, and its situation wasn't ideal.
It shared the same technology as Earth: phones, computers, sports cars, skyscrapers, and more. The key difference was that this was a world where strength was supreme. As long as you had even a bit of talent, you could cultivate. How far you progressed was up to fate.
Countless powerful monsters lurked outside every city, posing constant threats to human life.
"Feng Ya and I fell off Burial Heart Cliff. If I've been reborn, does that mean Feng Ya has come to this world too?"
Ye Tianyi suddenly pondered this possibility.
Either way, he could fight—he wasn't weak. As a martial artist from Earth, he could adapt to this world's cultivation system.
Following his memories, Ye Tianyi arrived at his residence in a relatively luxurious apartment complex.
Click—
Ye Tianyi opened the door and stepped inside.
The room was pitch dark.
"You're back?"
A girl's voice, mostly emotionless and a bit cold, but carrying a hint of concern for Ye Tianyi, echoed from within.