After watching it twice, Niu Yichen couldn't help but laugh.
All five skills are quite good; not to mention cooking, they can even kill people.
But... what's the deal with internal energy?
Does a God of Cookery have to be a martial arts master?
Does the God of Cookery have to train in the kitchen of Shaolin Temple?
Most importantly, why is it called "fake"? Does it mean that after studying at Shaolin Temple, the food they make is still indescribable?
...
After familiarizing himself with the skills in his mind, Niu Yichen went straight to the kitchen sink.
The pond teemed with all sorts of fish and turtles, all incredibly fresh. Niu Yichen casually scooped up a wriggling carp and caught it in his hand.
The smooth carp twisted its body with all its might, but no matter how it thrashed, it was firmly held by Niu Yichen and could not break free.
—Slip your finger!
Niu Yichen placed the carp in front of him, carefully feeling the sensation of holding the fish.
The sliding finger technique doesn't involve applying excessive force. Instead, it involves adjusting the direction of the movement according to the strength of the carp's struggles. This subtle yet resilient force, like a reed, forms a sturdy cage that the carp cannot escape even with its full strength.
"It's actually quite useful!" Niu Yichen exclaimed, walking over to the area where fish and shrimp were being processed. He pulled out a fish knife and shouted mischievously, "Heavenly Cutter!"
Swish! Swish! Swish! With a few quick cuts, the carp hadn't even realized what was happening before its scales were completely shaved off.
He shouted "Dragon Slayer!" and the carp was gutted. Its internal organs were sliced open by the blade and fell into the trash can, leaving nothing behind.
'Splash! Splash!' The carp thrashed its tail twice in vain, and finally remained motionless.
"That was so cool!" Niu Yichen couldn't help but exclaim. From scaling to peeling, it took less than two minutes! Of course, the real name of this skill is 'Boning Knife'. Putting everything else aside, just these two skills alone are enough to make him a perfect actor for the God of Cookery.
Just as Niu Yichen turned on the stove and poured in the oil, wanting to try out the 'Beidou Movement Technique' skill, the kitchen door suddenly opened.
Niu Yichen turned around and his heart started pounding wildly.
...
Because Huo Siyan called Niu Yichen late, Niu Yichen, who had just finished dealing with Liu Yifei and Liu Pinyan, inevitably spoke in a somewhat hurried and perfunctory manner.
If someone were careless, they wouldn't have noticed anything, but Huo Siyan is a meticulous person. When she heard Niu Yichen's perfunctory words, her heart clenched.
She'd only slept with him for one night; the novelty hadn't worn off yet! Why was he so impatient? Had she misjudged him? Was Yichen someone who would turn his back on her after she'd given him her pants?
Although it wouldn't be a loss no matter how you look at it, Huo Siyan didn't want to give up on Niu Yichen just like that, so she made a decision on a whim.
...
When Niu Yichen heard the door open, he turned around and his heart started pounding.
Huo Siyan was dressed as Zi'er from the Seven Fairies, with her long hair loosely tied up and adorned with purple flowers, as she walked in with light, graceful steps.
Under Niu Yichen's gaze, Huo Siyan carefully locked the door, turned to look at him, and gracefully approached with a sweet smile.
Holding a small handbag in her left hand and gently lifting the hem of her skirt with her right, she walked forward, perfectly conveying a sense of shyness, innocence, and a coy reluctance. Truly a veteran actress, her acting alone puts her far ahead of all the current crop of popular young actresses.
Niu Yichen couldn't help but swallow. He had already tried role-playing on Liu Pinyan, and Liu Pinyan was hypnotized by him, almost completely identifying herself as Anu. Under those circumstances, the psychological stimulation was even stronger.
However, since Liu Pinyan didn't change into Anu's clothes to come see him, it wasn't as visually exciting. And Huo Siyan, who actually walked over wearing Zi'er's clothes, was just right for his taste.
Thinking about what would happen next, Niu Yichen's penis involuntarily hardened.
"Why are you here?" Niu Yichen asked, panting, and turned off the stove.
Huo Siyan placed her handbag on the stove and said with a smile, "Didn't you just say you were having a headache about how to act? I came to see you and give you some inspiration!"
"Find me inspiration? Find inspiration while wearing a theatrical costume?"
"Yeah! It's definitely easier to get into character if you're wearing a costume!"
As Huo Siyan spoke, she lifted the hem of her skirt, twirled around twice, and asked Niu Yichen, "Don't you like it?" As she twirled, half of her long legs, clad in high heels, were revealed, white and delicate.
"I love it! I love it so much!" Niu Yichen walked over and gently lifted her chin.
Although Huo Siyan's outfit is said to be for ancient fairies, it actually reflects modern tastes. The overall design is predominantly purple with white accents, revealing her slender neck and delicate collarbones. As she turns, a large expanse of snow-white skin is also exposed on her back. Ribbons are tightly wrapped around her arms, offering no concealment whatsoever, but rather adding to her allure.
Her attire, coupled with that gaze that seemed to hold a mixture of joy and anger, sorrow and admiration, made Niu Yichen's heart itch, as if he wanted to crush her into his own body.
Just as Niu Yichen was admiring Huo Siyan's beauty, Huo Siyan took the initiative to tiptoe and gently kiss Niu Yichen's lower lip.
Niu Yichen smelled a faint scent of violets, a subtle fragrance, almost imperceptible. This delicate scent compelled Niu Yichen to move closer to Huo Siyan's neck, inhaling deeply, his strong hands encircling her waist as he held her tightly in his arms.
Huo Siyan hugged Niu Yichen's waist, feeling a little smug. No matter how cold he had been just now, the look in his eyes now was unmistakable.
While tightly embracing Huo Siyan, Niu Yichen lowered his hands and grasped her buttocks through her skirt.
The clothes worn by the seven fairies were made of gauze, appearing fluffy yet incredibly soft. If you gripped them firmly, you could clearly feel the softness and elasticity of their buttocks. There was no shape resembling underwear!
Niu Yichen suddenly looked up at her and said, "You're not wearing anything underneath?"
Huo Siyan looked at him, her eyes filled with allure, but said nothing. Niu Yichen understood, and his large hands traced the curves of her hips upwards, finally grasping Huo Siyan's breasts through her purple top and kneading them wantonly. They were so large that one hand couldn't possibly cover them.
"~Mmm~" Huo Siyan puffed out her chest, looked at Niu Yichen with spring in her eyes, and let out a little bit of seductive moan.
Although you can't fully appreciate their softness through their clothes, the shape is even more beautiful because of the underwear, and there's a kind of resilience that you can't feel after taking them all off.
"Rub it gently!" Huo Siyan frowned slightly in pain and said, "This is a costume, the only one I have. If it gets wrinkled, it won't look good tomorrow!"
Niu Yichen, panting heavily, said, "You knew it wouldn't look good if it was wrinkled, yet you still wore it for me?"
Huo Siyan squinted and pressed her breasts closer to Niu Yichen's large hand, saying, "Because I know you'll be happy!"
"I'm really happy!" Niu Yichen laughed, slapping Huo Siyan's butt. "You slut! Before meeting you, I really couldn't imagine that you could be this slutty!"
Huo Siyan opened her eyes wide, pressed down on Niu Yichen's hands, and said solemnly, "It's because of you! That's why I'm being so flirtatious!"
Niu Yichen was taken aback by her tone; he could tell she was serious.
"I know!" Niu Yichen's heart burned with passion, and he kissed her lips.
Because she was wearing high heels, the height was just right. Huo Siyan raised her head and fully welcomed Niu Yichen's advances. Her soft tongue was so flexible, bringing waves of tingling sensations that made Niu Yichen's whole body go limp, except for one place that was incredibly hard.
After a long while, Niu Yichen released Huo Siyan, who was almost out of breath, lifted her skirt up, and said, "Come on! Let me know how sexy you can be!"
"Wait a minute!" Huo Siyan, panting, pressed down on Niu Yichen's hand and said, "Can I do it?"
Seeing her rosy cheeks, Niu Yichen couldn't help but loosen his grip to see what she would do.
Huo Siyan caught her breath, squatted down, unbuckled Niu Yichen's belt, took off his underwear, and revealed his already swollen penis.
After gently stroking it a couple of times, Huo Siyan leaned closer, placing the penis on her face, tilting her head to look up at Niu Yichen, and said, "I'm really surprised! I never expected it to be so much longer than my face!"
Huo Siyan's pure face is radiant with a smile, and the angle from above makes her look even more adorable. Coupled with her costume as Zi'er from the Seventh Fairy, she is simply captivating.
But above such a beautiful face was a thick, long penis, its grotesque appearance creating an atmosphere of debauchery in the air.
This feeling is like the Buddha of Bliss in a temple, who is so dignified and solemn, yet acts in a lewd and wanton manner of sexual intercourse. This contradictory appearance is more likely to arouse people's desire to conquer.
After gesturing to her face, Huo Siyan took the penis down, lowered her head, and put it in her mouth.
Her nimble tongue gently circled the tip of his penis, bringing Niu Yichen wave after wave of tingling pleasure. She used her tongue to scoop up all the lubricating fluid from the large, round glans and tasted it perfectly.
"Hiss...ha..." Niu Yichen let out a long breath and gently supported Huo Siyan's head. He didn't use any force, because Huo Siyan knew much more than he did.
After lingering on the glans for a while, the soft tongue began to lick the shaft meticulously, leaving no corner untouched. In no time, the penis was thoroughly cleaned.
When the penis was removed from Huo Siyan's mouth, it was covered in her saliva, especially the glans, which was licked until it was shiny and looked exceptionally beautiful.
Just as Niu Yichen was supporting Huo Siyan's head and closing his eyes to enjoy the moment, wanting to see what other tricks she had up her sleeve, he suddenly heard footsteps outside the door. A moment later, the kitchen door was pushed open.
However, Huo Siyan had carefully locked the door from the inside when she came in, so the person outside couldn't open it for a moment and called out, "Yichen! Are you still in there learning to cook?"
Niu Yichen recognized the voice; it was the security guard at the hotel's back door.
The security guard was quite old, but he was more responsible than the younger guards. If he didn't answer, he might go back to get the keys and come back to check, so he quickly called out, "Yes! He's still inside!"
After he finished speaking, Niu Yichen couldn't help but gasp. Just as he was speaking, Huo Siyan suddenly grabbed his penis and gave him a deep throat. Her tight throat gently undulated, squeezing his penis from all sides, bringing a soul-stirring pleasure.
Upon hearing Niu Yichen's words, the security guard added, "I heard a young girl came looking for you earlier. Did you see her?"
"I saw her!" Niu Yichen said with difficulty. "She came to help me. We'll practice for a while and then leave!"
"That's good!" the security guard added, "Remember to turn off the power when you leave; I'm worried about those young girls!"
Niu Yichen shouted, "Don't worry, leave it to me! The chefs have already told me about this!"
"Alright, I'm off!"
While Niu Yichen was speaking, Huo Siyan kept swallowing and spitting. First, she rubbed her teeth against the sensitive glans, and then she used deep throat again, each time more forceful and deeper than the last, until she actually stuffed most of it into her throat.
Huo Siyan looked pained, but she was still swallowing with difficulty. Her narrow esophagus gripped the thick, long penis, with waves of squeezing and suction, which was no less intense than inside her vagina. Coupled with the mental stimulation from the conversation she had just had, Niu Yichen was already finding it hard to bear after only a short while.
As the security guard's footsteps faded away, Niu Yichen let out a long sigh of relief and looked down at Huo Siyan.
"Uh..." The moment the security guard left, Huo Siyan quickly spat out the penis, held her throat and gasped for breath, a little saliva dripping down her chin and onto her neck.
"It's too thick... I can't swallow it at all..." Huo Siyan's voice was even a little hoarse.
With a "smack!", Niu Yichen slapped her face with his penis and said viciously, "You still want to swallow it even though you can't! Greedy!"
Huo Siyan smiled charmingly, gently tucking a stray strand of hair behind her ear, and said with a laugh, "Exciting, wasn't it? Just now!"
"Get up!" Niu Yichen didn't answer her, but instead showed his answer through his actions. He pinched her full breasts through her clothes and gritted his teeth, saying, "I'm going to fuck you! Hurry up!"