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Chapter 2 - Chapter 2: ROULETTE

One Piece roulette… hmmm.

There were a small bunch of items inside it—swords, pistols, tools, utensils, clothing, maps, ships, food, medicines, kits, items, and random things from One Piece. What a load of bullcrap. How many items are even in here? I can't even see the tags anymore. There are like a million items, all mixed together with random junk.

Merzzy really wants to test my luck, huh…

Well, am I really that lucky, like she keeps saying? Lucky… me? Hahahahaha. If I were lucky, I'd be a billionaire by now. Oh—my bad, I've got a bit of a temper.

But seriously, I hope there are some life-saving items that can help me… and maybe some interesting draws too. Oh? A guaranteed super item at ten rolls?

Wait.

Then how many free rolls did Merzzy give me?

How many times can I roll…?

"Hey, system, can you talk or something? Show me how many times I can roll."

There was no AI voice. Instead, the system simply flashed another tab.

He looked at it.

So this is my info…

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□ Info

Name: Lili Dong

Age: 18

Status: Sleepy

□ Inventory

□ Abilities

□ R.P. [Roulette Points]

– 10 RP available

□ Missions

□ Others

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"Oh, thank goodness. Ten rolls. You really love me, don't you, Merzzy."

[Merzaya: Ahemm]

"But what's with this simplicity? What a lame system. You didn't even set me up with a mission—it's completely empty. Maybe I need to earn some RP first."

"And what's with this name? Lili… come on. Lili? I can't get enough of this. Then look at my manhood—does it look like a Lili to you? Hassyet."

"Well, it's not my fault. I rolled that name from a roulette."

"Like I care… ha. I'm feeling drowsy."

Ten chances…

"Well, system, roll those ten points."

Ding—

Ding—

Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding—

"What's with all the dings? I guess it's a match—you ding and I dong… hahaha. Get it? Ding-dong."

"Well, that's something old folks would laugh at."

Ding…

"Oh, it finally stopped rotating! System, show me what I got."

Ding—

□ Items Obtained

1. Luffy's favorite meat ×1

2. Knife used by Blackbeard to kill Thatch ×1

3. Boa Hancock's snake earrings ×1 pair

4. Nico Robin's book ×1

5. Smoker's cigarette ×1

6. Katakuri's favorite donut ×1

7. Admiral Borsalino's nail cutter ×1

8. Milk box ×1

9. Kiku's yellow kimono ×1

10. ...

... Kumo Kumo no Mi, Model: Rosamygale Grauvogeli

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"Oh, a Devil Fruit. At least I can somehow protect myself."

Lili then looks at the nine items he had rolled

"What's with these nine random things? Even the knife? Really? Hmm… You even gave me clothes , of kiku are treating me as a half-half?...Wait… this is getting out of hand. Merzzy, are you plotting something bad here?"

I know this is your doing Merzzy just because I say those words to you...tsk..tsk.tsk..a vengeful goddess—I see!

"Tsk… still better than being nude in the forest."

"Haaaysst…"

Lili shook his head, then said, "System, give me the kimono."

The system complied. The kimono materialized in front of him, and he caught it with both hands.

After ten minutes of struggling to understand how to wear it, Lili finally managed.

"Damn… this is hard. Just wearing this feels like solving mathematics."

"Haaaysst…"

Lili shook his head again and looked at the panel.

"I got some food… meat? So this is the iconic meat from One Piece."

"But what about this Devil Fruit… system, translate this for me, can you?"

Ding—

□ Spider–Spider Fruit, Model: Rosamygale Grauvogeli

Lili looked at the panel and saw the translated name of the Devil Fruit.

"Oh… a spider class."

"Well, with this, I think the people here would undoubtedly think it's my martial… martial… huh? What was it again? Martial… weapon? Martial peak? Martial law? What was it…?"

Lili tried his best to remember what the Douluo Dalu world called their power system. He had watched the donghua, but who would memorize everything? Even their faces all looked the same to him. After thinking for a while, he gave up.

"I'll just call it martial shit."

"Fuck this world. I haven't even started yet, and my head already hurts."

"Man, I really want to sleep right now… but I don't want to wake up inside an animal's stomach."

Then Lili asked the system to give him the Devil Fruit he had obtained.

But another question suddenly came to mind.

"Hey, system—if I ever draw another Devil Fruit, can I eat that one too? Or maybe let others eat it?"

This question was crucial—not just for him, but for the entire Douluo Dalu world.

Ding—

□ Fisrt question—Can. Second question—Negative.

Others cannot consume Devil Fruits. The system is bound only to your soul. It is impossible for others to claim its items unless they also possess the same system, come from another world, roll a roulette, talk to a goddess, and receive her permission.

Lili heard the system's voice for the first time.

It shocked him.

"All this time, you could talk like some kind of human? And you even sound like Shakky…"

"Are you some kind of ripoff system?"

The system did not answer again.

The silence itself felt like a denial.

"What a system…"

"Anyway, who cares about the details? In the end, others can't eat Devil Fruits."

"Hmmm…"

"It would've been a hassle anyway. I was planning on selling them, but with this stupid world, they'd probably just buy it—especially that love-struck woman—and give it to her runaway bald boyfriend."

"Uck… ew…"

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