"Sigh."
"I said it was inconvenient, didn't I?"
"You just had to pull me up."
"Now look, everyone's embarrassed."
Watching Douluo 1 Liu Erlong from the mission World flee in disarray, Shen Fan sighed, a bit resentful, but unexpectedly, Xiao Wu's displeased voice came from beside him.
"Hmph."
"Am I really that attractive?"
"Are you being fair to her?"
Xiao Wu squatted down, her heart aching, and gently stroked the Soft Bones Rabbit that Douluo Dalu II Xiao Wu from the real World had transformed into.
"Huh?"
Unjustly accused by Xiao Wu, Shen Fan was bewildered, completely unaware of what she was talking about.
"Still playing dumb."
"See if I don't pull you out."
Saying that, Xiao Wu lunged at Shen Fan, claws bared.
"Holy cow."
Seeing this, Shen Fan was startled and quickly dodged to the side.
However, Xiao Wu, like a stubborn plaster, pursued him relentlessly, and soon the two were wrestling together.
And just as Xiao Wu's movements became increasingly undignified during their scuffle, Liu Erlong, who had left earlier, returned and said, "Oh, right, I came over just now because I wanted to…"
After only a few words, Liu Erlong, who had seen the situation, froze, then quickly turned her back and said.
"Uh."
"I'm sorry."
"I intruded."
"You two continue."
"Also…"
"Be moderate; don't delay tomorrow's competition."
After speaking, Liu Erlong once again fled in disarray.
"Oh dear."
"Now Mother's misunderstanding of us will definitely be even greater."
"You really are the death of me."
Seeing such an unexplainable situation again by her own Mother, Xiao Wu was extremely frustrated and could only viciously pound Shen Fan's chest with her small pink fists several times.
"What do you mean, 'the death of me'?"
"You were the one who inexplicably wanted to pull my…"
"Speaking of which."
"What exactly is going on with you?"
"First, you ask, 'Am I really that attractive? Are you being fair to her?'"
"Then you attack."
"You clearly said before that you'd lend me your shoulder to lean on."
"Seriously, you change your mood so fast; is there something wrong with your head?"
Shen Fan said, covering his sore chest, speechless.
"Go away."
"Your head is the one with something wrong."
"How dare you ask me what's going on."
"I kindly wanted to lend you my shoulder to lean on."
"But you, you actually had evil thoughts about me."
Xiao Wu huffed angrily.
"What?"
"I had evil thoughts about you?"
"Where did that come from?"
Shen Fan was even more bewildered.
"Heh."
"Still playing dumb."
"Do you dare to say your reaction wasn't because of me?"
"If you had evil thoughts about me, are you being fair to that lover who sacrificed for you?"
Xiao Wu said, blushing with anger.
"Ah, this…"
Hearing Xiao Wu's explanation, Shen Fan finally understood what Xiao Wu meant and couldn't help but smile wryly.
"You're still laughing."
"As expected, I can't let you stay."
Xiao Wu's eyebrows shot up, and she continued to attack. Soon, the two were wrestling again, but as they fought, Xiao Wu quickly realized something was off.
The next second, Xiao Wu, realizing what was happening, jumped up with a whoosh, said nothing, and instantly Teleported away from the rooftop as if fleeing.
Seeing this, Shen Fan pouted, didn't bother to get up, and just lay flat, taking out his diary and writing.
[This girl.]
[Didn't she say she couldn't be kept?]
[Why did she run away as soon as she finally caught me?]
[And the reason and way she ran are basically identical to her daughter, Wang Dong'er.]
Douluo I to Douluo 4 Xiao Wu in the Livestream: "…"
Douluo Er Wang Dong'er in the Livestream: "Go away, you pervert."
Douluo I Shui Yue'er Livestream: "Shen Fan's posture looks quite interesting."
"Clearly, this is a complaint against the heavens."
Please… you… collect _6 I 9 I Book I Bar (Six \ \ \ Nine \ \ \ Book \ \ \ Bar!)
All the other girls in the Livestream, except Douluo Continent One, Du Gu Yan and Ye Lingling: "…"
[But when did Xiao Wu become so narcissistic and goofy?]
[She even thought my reaction was because of her.]
[She wasn't like this in the original work.]
Xiao Wu in the Livestream: "It's fine if you say I'm narcissistic, but where am I goofy?"
Douluo Dalu II Xiao Wu in the Livestream: "Goofy is goofy."
"It's actually quite good this way."
"After all, this style of doing things is our true selves."
"It's funny to say, but being with Tang San, that hypocritical gentleman for so long, I even forgot what kind of person I really am."
"If I hadn't seen the interactions between my counterpart in the mission World and Shen Fan today, which reawakened my dormant memories, I would have thought I was a lady."
Douluo III and Douluo 4 Xiao Wu in the Livestream: "…"
Douluo III and Douluo Four Tang Wutong in the Livestream: "…"
[Could it be because being around Tang San, who always pretends to be proper, left her no room to express herself?]
[It doesn't seem impossible.]
[In the original work, where I wasn't causing trouble, Tang San was a good man praised even by his enemies, Qian Renxue and Hu Liena. To maintain his image, Tang San naturally wouldn't allow Xiao Wu to do anything inappropriate.]
Douluo One Qian Renxue and Hu Liena in the Livestream: "…"
[Unlike me, with my very awkward pointing behavior, I clearly look like a rather improper pervert.]
[Plus, Xiao Wu thought I was a transformed Spirit Beast.]
[With these two factors combined, and no one else seeing her actions or the misunderstanding she had about me pointing, she naturally had far fewer reservations.]
Douluo I Shui Yue'er Livestream: "What's wrong with pointing?"
"Just like Dean Liu from the mission World said, this is how you make your wife happy."
"Some people want to point but don't have the ability."
All the other girls in the Livestream, except Douluo Continent One, Du Gu Yan and Ye Lingling: "…"
[But then again.]
[I'm quite supportive of Xiao Wu being Liu Erlong's daughter now.]
[Their styles of doing things are quite similar; they both have a fondness for pulling people out, which makes them very compatible.]
Douluo I to Douluo 4 Xiao Wu in the Livestream: "…"
Douluo 1 Liu Erlong in the Livestream: "…"
"Can you blame me for that?"
"You were the one who wasn't well-behaved at the time, okay?"
[I just don't know if Xiao Wu's real Mother has the same hobby.]
Douluo I to Douluo 4 Xiao Wu in the Livestream: "…"
Douluo I Rou Qingshuang: "Yes."
"If you want to try, I don't mind letting you have a taste."
[No more nonsense.]
[Diary System.]
[Close the Livestream and reopen it.]
"Livestream has been closed."
"Now calculating rewards."
"…"
"Congratulations, Host, you have received 30,000 Diary Mall points, one-third of Douluo Er Tang Wutong's main soul, and one half-star mission card (Douluo Continent II: The Unrivaled Tang Sect)."
"Rewards have been distributed. Please check them yourself, Host."
After Shen Fan's rewards were distributed, the Diary System fell silent. This time, none of the girls were lucky enough to win a grand prize.
This chapter was blocked again.
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