[Buneary ♀ lv12 (Novice)]
Strengths & Weaknesses Analysis:
Strong natural aptitude with considerable growth potential. Extremely high Trainer recognition, making it ideal for rapidly building friendship and evolving. Rich inherited move pool, but low proficiency across all moves. Ability provides purely negative effects.
Conclusion:
A clumsy bunny-girl Pokémon. As a pet or bed-warming companion, top-tier.
As a competitive battler? Requires massive effort to shape into a usable combat unit.
Peter:
"…?!"
Bunny-girl?!
Bed-warming?!
What kind of nonsense is this?!
"This system… don't tell me it's some kind of furry enthusiast?!"
[Ding! Diagnosis complete. Would you like to generate a training plan?]
Peter clicked his tongue.
"Is that even a question? Confirm."
[Ding! 50,000 Poké Dollars consumed. Short-term Buneary training plan generated.]
"???"
"WHAT THE—?! Why does this thing COST MONEY?!"
[Special Notice: First-time plan generation enjoys a 50% discount. Next time, full price applies.]
Peter:
"I %￥#@&*—"
"Fine. I want to see what kind of god-tier plan costs this much…"
Suppressing his grief, Peter opened the plan.
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Buneary – Early-Stage Training Plan
Ability Modification
First weaken and eliminate the Klutz ability through continuous flexibility training. Then deliberately cultivate superior abilities to override it.
Klutz Suppression
Daily training includes sit-up jumps, long-distance running, sprinting, swimming, dancing, handstands, and progressive weighted exercises.
Consistent execution will gradually nullify Klutz's negative effects.
Recommended Ability Replacements Speed Boost
Effect: Speed increases by one stage each turn in battle.
Training Method:
Weighted endurance marathons with phased speed targetsCliff-side free-fall chasing drills using high-trajectory projectiles to simulate acceleration Pure Power
Effect: Attack stat is doubled.
Training Method:
Cultivate interest in yogaDaily yoga practiceWatch yoga videosLearn and regularly use Yoga Pose Sniper
Effect: Critical hit damage increased by 50%.
Training Method:
Download CrossFireHave Pokémon use a sniper rifleAchieve a 20-kill streak Big Pecks
Effect: Defense cannot be lowered.
Training Method:
Drink lots of milkEat papayaTrainer-assisted chest massage and kneadingSignificantly increases bunny-girl appeal Fur Coat
Effect: Damage from contact moves halved; Fire-type damage doubled.
Training Method:
No fur trimming for six monthsWash exclusively with Head & Shoulders shampoo
...
Peter closed the panel.
Silence.
"…What the hell did I just read?"
Only the first two were barely reasonable.
Everything else was insanity wrapped in madness.
Let a short-armed Buneary play CrossFire?
With a sniper rifle?!
And a 20-kill streak?!
And excuse me—
Since when does chest massage train muscles?!
That's straight-up breast enhancement, isn't it?!
Shampoo? Soap operas?
And electromagnetic induction laws?!
Peter himself barely passed physics back on Earth,
and now his Pokémon was supposed to study it?!
"This is harassment… of intelligence."
He collapsed onto the grass, staring lifelessly at the sky.
Having a system like this was exhausting.
…Still.
If Klutz could really be replaced with Speed Boost or Pure Power,
Buneary would undergo a massive power spike.
Peter sighed and kept reading.
…..
Friendship Development
Meet the Pokémon's physical and emotional needs through Trainer behavior.
If needs do not exist—create them.
Constantly innovate and exceed expectations.
Note: Pokémon are sensitive beings that can instinctively perceive sincerity.
The key to raising friendship is to first genuinely like your Pokémon.
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III. Move Training
Improve move proficiency and expand move pool through targeted activities.
Move Proficiency Training
Teeter Dance
Method:
Download League of LegendsHave Buneary play SingedBait and harass all five enemies successfully
"To spin, or not to spin—that is the question."
Power-Up Punch
Method:
Read One Punch ManMimic Saitama's punching techniquesImproves all punching moves
(Warning: Possible hair loss.)
Copycat
Method:
Play League of LegendsUse NeekoTransform as frequently as possible
"Neeko tries fitting in… wow, I love this!"
Circle Throw
Method:
Watch Slam DunkStudy Kaede Rukawa's shooting form
"Idiot. How long are you going to stay tense?"
Baby-Doll Eyes
Method:
Maintain daily adorable staring contests with the Trainer
...
Peter:
"…Who am I?"
"…Where am I?"
"This isn't training. This is psychological warfare."
He could clearly imagine Buneary grinding ranked matches in League.
[Ding! Please do not question the system's professionalism.]
"Oh?! You finally decided to talk?! Then refund my money!"
[Host may verify results through testing. If proven ineffective, tenfold compensation will be issued.]
Peter froze.
"…You're serious?"
"..."
No response.
The system seemed tired of him.
"…Fine."
"I'll let her try it."
"…One game of League."
Scrolling further, the final section appeared.
…..
Aptitude Development
Win battles against higher-level opponents to gain random aptitude points.
Current aptitude points: Special Attack +1Exceeding species limits: Locked
"Holy—so aptitude can really be increased!"
That single Special Attack point from defeating Norman's Vigoroth finally made sense.
Meaning—
He could eventually raise a max-Speed, max-Attack, hyper-specialized Lopunny.
"This system is terrifying…"
Peter released Buneary and focused his mind.
The world dissolved.
…
When his vision cleared, he found himself in a high-end esports room.
RGB lights pulsed softly.
A powerful PC tower hummed beside a massive curved monitor.
Mechanical keyboard, precision mouse, ergonomic gaming chair.
Snack shelves.
Drink dispensers.
As a former gaming addict, Peter had only one thought:
"This is heaven."
…
The system's training had officially crossed into uncharted territory.
And Peter had a feeling—
this journey was about to get very weird.