"If the protagonist hasn't finished Mondstadt and is currently in the city of Mondstadt, then the sky harp might be with the Fatui, and we will have to steal it from the Fatui then."
Yun Hei rested his index finger on his chin and analyzed, "In other words, the sky harp could be in one of these two places. To know exactly where, we first need to know how far the protagonist has progressed in the main storyline!"
"Exactly. So, to complete the mission, we must first know where the protagonist is, and then we can determine where the sky harp is," Zhang Zihai nodded and said.
"Then what does the protagonist look like? Tell us the specific features," Yun Hei asked.
"She is a beautiful girl or a handsome boy, about fifteen years old, with striking blonde hair. Oh right, there is a pet beside him called Paimon, who flies in mid-air constantly circling the protagonist, always complaining, 'My stomach is so hungry, let's go find something to eat!'" Zhang Zihai gestured with his hands to describe the protagonist's features so that the two brothers, Yun Hei and Yun Bai, could clearly know what the protagonist looked like.
"Wait, you said it could be a beautiful girl or a handsome boy. The protagonist isn't a transvestite, right? To be able to change human gender like that," Yun Hei said with some surprise.
"You're the transvestite, your whole family is transvestites!" Zhang Zihai roared internally, but his expression put on a smiling look as he said, "The protagonist is not a transvestite. When you enter the game Genshin Impact, there are two characters to choose from, a male protagonist and a female protagonist. Which one you choose depends on your preference."
"I see! By the way, your smile is so disgusting! It makes me very uncomfortable. Can you stop smiling like that? Did I say something wrong?" Yun Hei said, a bit strangely.
Saying his smile was disgusting—disgusting was exactly the point. He wanted to make him feel uncomfortable all over. If he felt comfortable, that wouldn't be good. "You hater who keeps badmouthing Genshin Impact, just die!" Zhang Zihai continued to smile and said, "My smile has always been like this. If you look at it more, you'll find it good-looking."
Yun Hei looked at Zhang Zihai's smile and always felt it was a smile hiding a knife. However, hearing how familiar Zhang Zihai was, he looked like an old player! Yun Hei asked curiously, "Zihai! When you chose the protagonist, was it a male or a female?"
Upon hearing this, Zhang Zihai said with great contempt, "As a real man, a good youth of the 21st century developing morally, intellectually, and physically, I have a good ability to distinguish good from evil. In terms of this kind of character selection, naturally, I chose—"
"So you chose the male one," Yun Hei couldn't stand Zhang Zihai's suspense and revealed the answer directly.
"Wrong! I chose the female protagonist. Only a fool would choose the male one. If there's a female option, of course, I'm choosing the female! Why choose a male? To watch him wiggle his butt on my screen? I'm not gay." Zhang Zihai looked at Yun Hei with an expression of looking at an idiot.
"That look of yours, it seems you're lacking education! Come! Let me teach you how to behave."
"Bring it on! Who's afraid of whom? Let's see if I don't beat you to death, you hater who bashes Genshin Impact."
Yun Bai stood directly in front of the two and said, "Hey! Stop it, you two. Now is not the time to fight. Let me tell you, I've seen the protagonist!"
"What! The protagonist! Where is she!" Yun Hei and Zhang Zihai said in unison.
"She's there!" Yun Bai pointed at the short-haired blonde girl a hundred meters away. Beside the short-haired blonde girl was a pet, and the pet was flying around her.
Zhang Zihai took a look and realized it really was the protagonist. It seems the protagonist of this world is Lumine! Little sister is the best!
"What are you standing there for? Let's go ask her how far the main storyline has progressed," Yun Hei said, calling out to Zhang Zihai when he saw him standing there in a daze.
"Oh! You're right. Let's go! Let's go say hello to this protagonist." Zhang Zihai followed the two to go and ask the protagonist how far the main storyline had progressed.
"Lumine! Hurry up, my stomach is so hungry. Let's eat something to fill our stomachs after we enter the city!" Paimon urged the girl in front of her.
"Paimon! Didn't you just eat? Why do you want to eat again?" Lumine said helplessly. "Come to think of it, your stomach looks quite small, why can you eat so much? I even gave you my portion just now! Is that still not enough to feed you?"
"Hehehe! I can't help it! My stomach gets hungry very quickly. Let's not talk about this for now; let's talk about what to eat after we enter Mondstadt! I heard Mondstadt's Sauteed Carrot is very delicious. Let's eat that later!" Paimon said, drooling as she spoke.
"Excuse me! Pardon the intrusion, beautiful lady." Zhang Zihai looked at Lumine's face, feeling very nervous. Lumine was his wife in the game too! Now seeing her in person, he found her even more beautiful than in the game. He said with a slight blush on his face, "Are you just arriving in Mondstadt now?"
"Who are you..." Lumine tilted her head and asked doubtfully.
Lumine's action made Zhang Zihai roar internally: "Ah! Wife tilting her head is so cute and adorable, as expected of my wife." "The three of us are adventurers traveling abroad. Now that we've come to Mondstadt for the first time, we wanted to ask the people here to learn a bit about the local customs."
"So that's how it is! Actually..." Lumine just wanted to speak, but was pulled aside by Paimon.
"Lumine! Don't talk to strangers, especially those who don't look like good people. Based on my many years of experience in meeting people, the person in front of you is not a good person. Look at this guy panting, his face red, he's exactly like a horny male dog walking among humans. Be careful, he might push you down the next moment." Paimon whispered in Lumine's ear.
"And those two guys behind him are looking around, shifty-eyed; they look like thieves at a glance. I don't know if they've set their sights on our wallet. You have to keep a close eye on the wallet! If our wallet goes missing, we'll be eating dirt on our journey."
"No way! I don't think they look like bad people!" Lumine said with an expression of disbelief.
"Some people! You can know a person's face but not their heart. They look gentle and refined, but in reality, their hearts are incomparably evil, and they are always planning to jump up and wreak havoc on the world," Paimon continued.
"What should we do? Ignore them and just leave?" Lumine asked.
Zhang Zihai watched the two whispering and thought to himself, "Hey! Keep your voices down! I can hear everything you're saying from all the way over here. 'Horny male dog'? I was just a bit excited to see my wife, you don't have to talk about me like that!"
"If you want to talk about bad guys, the two behind me actually are. After all, they really are habitual thieves! If you have something to say, say it to them, don't drag me into it!"
Using 10 god coins, he exchanged for a very delicious lollipop from the shop. To avoid alerting ordinary people, Zhang Zihai pulled it out from his suit jacket. "If you answer my question, I'll give you this lollipop as a reward. How about that?"
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