-tas -tas -as - sssssssss Crap I think the song I downloaded off limewire was corrupted. Either that or it was recorded off a scratched cd because it sounds like the song is skipping. Not too bad though, as I'm already at James's place. I knock on the door and wait for a while. No answer, maybe they didn't hear me I pull up my phone and go to text him. Dang missed 3 messages.
Yo bro, sry forgot txt u we just left for dinner u can join us if u want.
Were in chinatown new dim sum place!
U gud? Txt me back
Oops. I text him back fingers flying on my old razr. 7,77,9....
Sry bro on iPod. @ur place wait?
Man still not used to ur shorthand txts it feels so disjointed. Nah man we come over food is delicious, if you hurry i wont make you eat chicken feet.
Chx feet is the worst too many bones. It gud but srsly btr options. Omw
I swear ever since he switched to the new iPhone guy just types out his messages like each letter is free or something. I sigh it got dark pretty fast, and I'm not really too fond of walking around in Harlem or the subway after dark. I was debating on calling a cab when I see a group approaching me.
"¡Oye!" One of them yells.
I laugh as I greet the handsome if somewhat short Latino, "¿Qué pedo huey?" I have no idea what I just said that's really just what Rico always tells me to greet him with.
His sister, a beaufiful 4'10" Latina name Lorena, smacked him upside the head. Honestly I would have asked her out a while ago, but one does not ask a homie's sister out. she's got a hell of a personality, smarts to match, not to mention incrediebly hot. She's petite with a nice handful in all the right places.
"What the hell have you been teaching him pendejo?"
"Watch the hair!" Rico says as everyone laughs, "primo we 'bout to grab sone food. You coming with?"
"Yeah cuz let's get some grub." A 6'9" guy named Dom called out from the back. Dominique or Dom for short his grandparents moved here from Nigeria and they've owned the best Nigerian/Nigerian American restaurants that I've ever tasted, well it's the only one but hey still counts. Don't let his appearance and speech fool you he's one of the brightest minds I know. Man could go pro playing basketball, but he's got his heart on engineering.
"Well I'm headed to Chinatown to meet up with James and his parents if you want to join me."
"Primo you gotta get James to hook me up one of them Asian hotties."
"Rico if you kept your obvious Asian fetish more subdued there would be at least one in your rather eclectic bunch right now." I respond as I look at all the unfamiliar faces. Looking at the 5 faces just looking at us amusedly it's quite the group. A tall (well just a tad shorter than D but still tall) blonde girl with a slavic look, a light skinned girl with braids, a stark contrast to the much darker skinned guy with a runner's build, a guy that kinda reminds me of Rami Malek, and either a Pakistani or Indian girl. "Seriously though, did you just pick the most beautiful people in your school or something?"
Everyone laughs as we start walking towards the nearest subway entrance. Rico starts making introductions when we hear a loud noise sounding like an explosion. We look at each other and just seem to xome to an agreement and hurry forward. It's in the same direction as the subway, so curiosity and safety might be in the same direction.
We round the corner and hear loud thud as we turn our heads. There we see a bald grotesque giant rampaging and shouting blocks away. We turn and run towards the subway, which was thankfully the opposite direction. It was chaos, the cops start shooting and we past a humvee where a guy takes out a freaking rocket launcher. We hear explosions behind us, we just keep running.
And then ahead something drops from a helicopter with a loud thud. We stop and look at each other and seem to have the same question in our eyes. Where to now?! Just when we we seem to agree to surge forward something big and green pops out from the crater that was just made.
Out comes a big green giant, the same one from the attack on Culver University. It plants its feet and HARLEM SHAKEs as the giant roars!
