(Date: 129 AR)
"Mawage! Mawage is what brings us together today! Mawage that Bwessed Awangment. That Dweam within a Dweam." Father Cook said as he presided over the wedding of Princess Buttercup and Prince Humperdinck.
Meanwhile at the castle gates. a group of criminals plan to break into the castle for personal reasons. One for his love, one for revenge and one for his friends.
"I Am the dread Pirate Roberts. There will be no survivors. My men are here. I AM HERE. BUT SOON YOU WILL NOT BE HERE!" The dread Pirate spoke in haunting tones as he emerged from the darkness, but it wasn't just one haunting figure multiple giant cloaked entities stepped out of the encroaching shadows.
"Stand you ground men! Stand your ground!" Shouted the commander of the castle guards as the soldiers began to back away from the darkness. Their horror and fear intensified the more shadows that rose from the darkness.
The shadow stepping out of the shadows was suddenly engulfed in flames as he continued his monologue. "The DREAD Pirate Roberts Takes NO Survivors! All Your worst NIGHTMARES Are About TO Come TRUE!"
Back in the castle the Mawage ceremony continues. "Then wuv, twoo wuv, will follow you… foreveh.
"The Dread Pirate Roberts Is HERE FOR YOUR SOULS!" The soldiers ran in every direction. They were not a trained army, they we're Conscripted men. Farmers, blacksmiths, fisherman and Lumberjacks all recruited into an army they did not want to be a part of. "Stay where you are!" Shouted their Commander, but it was to late. All his men disappeared with a matter of moments, and as he turned around, all he could see was the flaming visage of the dreaded pirate Roberts.
"So treasure you wuv…" father cook continued before being interrupted
"skip to the end!" Prince Humperdinck said in a flat disinterested voice.
"Do you have the wing?" Father Cook asked. And Prince Humperdinck promptly produced The ring and stuck it on Princess of buttercup Dainty finger.
"here comes my Westley now." she said in full confidence.
Back outside "Fezzik, the portcullis!" Westley shouted his limp body being dragged by Inigo. Fezzik using his incredible strength grabbed the Portcullis and shoved it right back where it came from. Stunning the guards commanded.
"You Westley is dead I killed him myself!" Prince Humperdinck said with False bravado.
"Then why is there fear behind your eyes?" Buttercup, asks poking at Humperdinck's frying sanity.
Back at the front gate "Give us the gate key." Westley said in a dead pen voice like he was done with all of this nonsense.
" I have no gate key."
Inigo looked over at his large friend. "Fezzik, tear his arms off."
"Oh, you mean this gate key?!"
Back at the ceremony. "And do you pwincess Buwwercwup" Cook continued only to be interrupt again.
"Man and wife! say man and wife!" Humperdinck said with the fury of his waning sanity.
" Man and wife" father Cook Said with all the emotion of a plank of wood.
"escort the bride to the honeymoon suite I will be there shortly." Humperdinck said, passing his unofficial wife off to his dementia, ridden, father.
Back outside are three heroes we're attempting to open the gate. "How does this key work? It doesn't look like a key."
"Fezzik… that the key chain." Inigo said
"Oh, silly me!" Fezzik smiled with a silly smile.
"Excuse my graveling, but I they with you?" The gate, Commander asked as he pointed into the darkness. The three heroes turned around just now, realizing that there was more than four people here.
Out of the darkness stepped five giant knights covered in red armor. They held all manner of strange weapons, but the most familiar weapons were the large axes and swords strapped to their hips.
"Hello gentlemen are you also here to storm the castle?" Westley asked looking questioningly at the knights.
"Yes what is your purpose in this place?" Inigo agreed hand holding his sword to center himself.
The most decorated knight stepped forward. "My name is captain Hill. My men and I are here to raid this castle so that we can Secure this countries king."
"Why would you do that?" Fezzik asked not understanding the knight's motives.
"You will know in time. Why might you three gentlemen be storming this castle?" Captain Hill asked.
"I'm here to get revenge on my father's killer and he's here to save his true love." Inigo said gesturing at the limp Westley.
"I see if we promise to assist you in these endeavors will you assist us in ours?"
Westley looked back at the castle before looking back at the Knight. "Sure, I don't see a reason to not work together." After their partnership was forged the big knight nodded and then turned towards the dark forest.
"Alright Troopers Secure the Castle!" Behind the knight smaller figures walked into the light and began to move towards the gate.