"He drank two hundred bottles last night and made all of us pass out. He also drank all the alcohol we brought. I've never seen anyone so impressive.
But this guy always likes to joke around, saying he's Thor, thrown here by Odin as punishment, blah, blah, blah. But he really has a great physique and is quite powerful!"
A wild-looking, blue-haired woman with piercings all over her nose and ears said to Li Chuan.
The big men nearby burst into laughter upon hearing this.
"It's Thor, alright!"
Li Chuan knew it must be him, so he walked over to the still-sleeping Thor, squatted down, and patted his face:
"Hey, Mr. Thor, Mr. Thor!"
"No, no, it's all my fault, Father, it's all my fault you died, Mother, Loki…"
Thor didn't wake up after Li Chuan patted him twice. Instead, he kept mumbling in his sleep, and a tear rolled down the corner of his eye.
"It seems Loki has been here."
Thor, the first son of Odin, the All-Father of Asgard, is around fifteen hundred years old. Upon reaching adulthood, Odin bestowed upon him the exclusive divine weapon of the Asgardian executioner—Mjolnir.
Since then, he has led the Asgardian army to countless victories, and with the mighty Mjolnir, he gained the recognition of most Asgardians.
However, just a few days ago, during his coronation ceremony to become King of Asgard, several Frost Giants broke into the Asgardian treasury, disrupting the ritual.
Arrogant and overconfident, he led his best friends, The Warriors Three, the First War Goddess of Heavenly Palace, and his brother Loki, into Jotunheim, the World of the Frost Giants.
As a result, he was nearly beaten to death by the Frost Giant leader and his army, but Odin personally intervened and rescued him.
Odin felt that he only knew how to fight bravely and fiercely, not the value of peace, and did not understand the responsibilities of a king. Therefore, he sealed Thor's power, cast a spell on Mjolnir, and threw him to Earth for tempering.
And the mastermind behind this entire conspiracy was Loki, Odin's adopted son, his brother, who originally had Frost Giant blood.
Loki, jealous of his brother Thor inheriting the throne and believing Odin favored his brother, conspired with the Frost Giant leader to orchestrate this plot, aiming to banish Thor to Earth.
During this period, he also discovered that he was not Odin's biological son. While Odin entered his deep slumber, Loki took over the throne and went to Earth to tell Thor that Odin had died due to the war in Jotunheim and his disappointment in him.
To prevent war with Jotunheim, he was permanently exiled to Earth, and even Mother was utterly disappointed in him and no longer wished to see him.
"Revive!"
Taking out a spell, Li Chuan immediately cast a Revival Spell on Thor's forehead.
The Revival Spell is a spell that forcibly awakens a person from sleep, generally used to dispel the Stupefy Curse, and can also be used to wake up people who like to sleep in.
Thor, still in his dream, immediately opened his eyes after being hit by the Revival Spell.
"Hello, Mr. Thor!"
Li Chuan extended his right hand to Thor in a friendly manner.
Thor somewhat confusedly raised his right hand and shook Li Chuan's:
"Who are you? I don't think I know you!"
"My name is Li Chuan, you can call me Li. I heard people in Old Bridge Town say there's a guy named Thor Odinson who claims to be Thor from Asgard, so I specifically came to see."
Li Chuan smiled and replied.
Thor stood up from the ground upon hearing this, his tone somewhat helpless:
"Alright, I know you don't believe me, and I know it's hard to make you believe, after all, I've lost my divine power and am now just like you mortals."
As he spoke, his expression turned sad again:
"I killed my father and will be stuck here for the rest of my life… Oh… I want to drink, Dick, can you get me a bottle of wine?"
Thor asked a burly man with a big beard.
The big bearded man shrugged:
"All the wine was drunk by you last night!"
"Then forget it, I'll just go back to sleep."
Hearing there was no alcohol, Thor lay back down.
"Has he been completely demoralized by Loki?"
Li Chuan looked at Thor at this moment, as if he was seeing the future Thor, the fat Thor who had completely lost faith in life and only drank to numb himself.
Clearly, Thor had completely believed the lies Loki fabricated.
"I believe you are Thor!"
Li Chuan looked at Thor and spoke directly.
Thor rolled over and buried his face in the dirt:
"I know you're just joking with me, like them."
"No, I'm not joking, because I recognize that hammer, and I can feel the powerful energy contained within it. It should be your weapon, Mjolnir, right!"
Li Chuan pointed to Mjolnir nearby.
Thor immediately rolled over upon hearing this:
"Do you really believe I am Thor?"
"Yes, if you don't mind, how about we go to town for a drink? It's on me."
Li Chuan extended his right hand to Thor again.
Thor glanced at his hammer, grabbed Li Chuan's hand, and stood up.
Inside a restaurant in Old Bridge Town, Thor guzzled a large glass of beer, then looked at Li Chuan with some surprise:
"So you are a wizard. I thought there were no more wizards in Midgard."
How long ago was his last visit to Earth? It seemed it was when he had just come of age, over a thousand years ago.
Li Chuan nodded and bluffed without batting an eye:
"Yes, I was also passing by here the day before yesterday and suddenly sensed a powerful energy appearing here, which is why I came to see."
Although Thor had lived for over fifteen hundred years, his skill points were mostly allocated to muscles and drinking capacity, and his intelligence was very limited, especially his ability to discern lies.
From childhood, he had been tricked countless times by his brother Loki, but he still fell for it every time.
So, he immediately believed Li Chuan's casual and not-at-all-rigorous lie without a second thought.
"What you sensed was the energy fluctuation during the Bifrost Bridge's teleportation. Do you know the Bifrost Bridge? It is one of our most powerful weapons in Asgard. It can send our army anywhere in the Universe, and it also possesses very powerful destructive force, once…"
"Thor, can you tell me why you were banished to Earth?"
Li Chuan interrupted Thor's rambling and got straight to the point. He wanted to quickly try to see if he could get Thor to pick up the hammer. If not, he would have to make preparations to deal with the Destroyer and Loki in advance.
Thor, having finally found someone who was willing to believe him and didn't treat him as an idiot, a drunk, or a madman, naturally wouldn't conceal anything. He immediately began to pour out his grievances, rambling on and on.
After he finished speaking, Li Chuan immediately said seriously:
"Thor, I don't think it's entirely your fault. You might have been manipulated. I am willing to help you get Mjolnir back and return to Asgard!"
The warm-hearted, kind, and helpful Midgardian male wizard officially came online.
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