[Title: Tyrannosaurus is the Loser of an Era, Defeated by Spinosaurus]
[Author: Raptor Chicken(201.72)]
(Image of a Spinosaurus with its foot on a Tyrannosaurus's neck, roaring)
I was utterly horrified by the post I had stumbled upon.
Barely calming my boiling heart, I checked the comments.
DinosaurEggPouch: Take that back.
ㄴWhy-Are-You-Doing-That Dragon: Take. It. Back.
ㄴDinosaurEggPouch: Are you kidding me right now!
Upvote Pang Pang: No way my man T-Rex would lose.
ㄴㅇㅇ(165.90): fr did he not even see Speckles?
ㄴㅇㅇ(171.191): Speckles was a Tarbosaurus, not a T-Rex.
ㄴSoEl-a: And it's Speckles, not Spotty.
Alright, so the world hadn't completely gone to hell yet.
Anyone with a shred of common sense wouldn't dare compare a creature like the Spinosaurus to the Tyrannosaurus.
This post was nothing more than low-tier bait.
Getting angry was just what the troll wanted. The best course of action was to ignore him completely. Hoping others would realize this, I left a single comment.
Whyranosaurus: Let's just not feed the troll. The T-Rex fucking destroys it in weight class alone, what is this nonsense?
Now, no one else would give it any unnecessary attention.
That person would fail to achieve their goal.
I had won.
ㄴRaptor Chicken(201.72): [Emoticon of a Spinosaurus with its foot on a T-Rex's neck, roaring]
ㄴRaptor Chicken(201.72): T-Rex fucking destroys it, you say? (gets fucking destroyed)
This son of a bitch.
Whyranosaurus: Found the fish-eating scrub's IP by the river.
ㄴRaptor Chicken(201.72): The arm-gimp T-Rex would get wrecked even by a fish-eater lol
ㄴWhyranosaurus: How is a dinosaur's main diet fish lmao
ㄴRaptor Chicken(201.72): How is its rival a Triceratops lol
ㄴWhyranosaurus: The Triceratops is just a snack.
ㄴRaptor Chicken(201.72): [Emoticon of a fossil showing them having died together]
ㄴRaptor Chicken(201.72): Your boy Rex got owned by a Triceratops lol
I was going to fucking destroy this guy.
Using all the knowledge I possessed, along with information gleaned from the Sea Wiki, I crafted the perfect sentence to shatter his logic.
A deduction based on facts. Body length and weight. I perfectly calculated the T-Rex's win rate based on their respective habitats and behaviors.
I rounded it up a bit for good measure and posted the comment.
[This post has been deleted.]
The post was gone.
It seemed he couldn't withstand the barrage of comments from me and the other brave citizens who still believed in justice, so he ran away.
It felt a little anticlimactic, but surely, the guy must have realized his mistake.
[Title: One of you T-Rex fanboys couldn't refute me and ran away, right?]
[Author: Raptor Chicken(201.72)]
Or not?
Go on, try writing another long-ass comment~
I'll just delete the post before you can~
Lmaoooooooooooooo
What can you do
if I delete the post,
you fucking weakling? lolololol
Crack.
I cracked my knuckles.
The moment I was about to unleash 5,700 characters of pure fury, I realized it.
I had fallen right into his trap.
Getting angry here was the move of an amateur.
The post would be deleted before my comment even went up.
I cooled my head.
And then, I wrote a post of my own.
[Title: What can I do, you ask?]
[Author: Whyranosaurus]
Watch closely what I can do.
I really didn't want to have to use this.
A tradition passed down since the Middle Ages.
Erotic paintings depicting the forbidden love between a giant wagon and an even more giant dragon.
Cool trains.
And even cooler dinosaurs.
The masterpieces of the century, born from their union.
I unleashed the forbidden knowledge I had collected upon the gallery.
Tag:dinosaur
Tag:dragon
Tag:train
Tag:car
Tag:unusual teeth
Tag:tail job
Tag:giant
And on that day, the gallery was shut down.
Phew.
My mind felt clear.
Innocent people might have been caught in the crossfire, but I had served justice.
I felt so refreshed that blood started trickling from my nose.
Then again, I hadn't slept in a long time.
It was about time I...
My vision split in two.
My head spun. I felt nauseous, and sweat poured from my entire body.
...Was this my punishment?
For posting a few pictures of a Spinosaurus in a maid outfit on the internet?
Thud.
I collapsed.
I had a gut feeling that I would never be able to get up again.
I pressed my hands against the floor, trying desperately to crawl.
I couldn't die like this.
I hadn't finished what I needed to do.
I reached out my hand.
But it touched nothing.
My hand fell limply to my side.
No.
I can't die like this.
Oh, God.
This poor little lamb beseeches you.
I will not ask you to save me.
Please, just grant me enough strength to delete the maid Spinosaurus and the school-swimsuit Therizinosaurus left on my hard drive.
And with that, I closed my eyes.
The moment I opened them again...
[Green Gecko LV1]
I had become a gecko.