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"Then what do you suggest? He's a sage, after all. If I just go up to him and say it, don't I have any dignity?"
Yukari Yakumo absolutely, completely no longer logically cared entirely about the freezing ice cream; she aggressively leaned completely on Yuyuko's soft shoulder and violently, pathetically clung entirely to her completely exactly like a muddy, exhausted koala! Her previously pristine clothes were entirely, tragically still heavily covered completely in crushed grass and massive, black tractor tire marks from Yuuka Kazami's brutal morning training.
"Hmph, this matter is simple. I'll give you a way out: go find Patchouli or Kaguya. One of them has written so many romance novels, and the other has played so many games. They'll surely have a solution."
"There's one more thing, stay away from me. We're best friends, but that's impossible."
Exactly when it completely comes entirely to her best friend's massive, major life event, Yuyuko Saigyouji completely, instantly stops entirely pretending completely to be sweet and innocent! Her completely, usually lazy, squinty eyes violently open entirely wide, and her sharp gaze is entirely, fully full completely of absolute amusement. She aggressively, physically shoved the muddy, bruised Yukari completely away to fiercely protect her clean clothes!
"But...don't I have any pride? I can't bring myself to say something like this."
"Idiot, watch me."
Yuyuko immediately, flawlessly used her terrifying Ghost Hollowfication ability entirely to instantly break completely free entirely from Yukari Yakumo's desperate, muddy embrace and smoothly, elegantly floated entirely to the massive wooden table exactly where the Scarlet Devil Mansion team was completely located, gracefully sitting directly exactly opposite Remilia Scarlet.
"We've finished eating! There's no more food."
Entirely upon suddenly seeing Yuyuko magically appear, Remilia Scarlet instinctively, violently shuddered! It was purely, entirely instinctive, completely stemming entirely from a dark, youthful time incredibly long ago.
Completely aside entirely from the massive, brutal beating she violently received completely from Reimu Hakurei exactly when she absolutely first arrived entirely in Gensokyo, her immortal life was entirely, relatively peaceful completely afterward. Absolutely everyone was completely a relatively kind person, and various youkai would entirely occasionally visit, exactly which Remilia absolutely always received completely with aristocratic respect. Exactly that is, entirely until exactly one dark, terrifying day Yukari Yakumo completely came entirely to actively visit completely with Yuyuko Saigyouji.
Exactly that cursed day entirely only mathematically lasted exactly two hours, and Remilia completely, instinctively forcefully forgot exactly what traumatizing events physically happened completely in between! She completely only legally remembered exactly that entirely on the terrifying second day, their absolute entire breakfast completely consisted entirely of pathetic, plain boiled water; there were absolutely no sweet cakes, completely let absolutely alone massive, steaming steamed buns! The bottomless ghost had literally, physically eaten the entire mansion's food supply in 120 minutes!
"Relax, relax, I'm not here to freeload. I just have some questions for Patchouli."
"Huh? Me?"
Patchouli Knowledge, completely who was exhaustingly resting her heavy head entirely on the sticky wooden table, sluggishly looked completely up entirely in absolute confusion exactly when she heard her name violently called. She was entirely so incredibly sleepy; the blazing, tropical summer sun was entirely too incredibly strong and aggressively unfriendly completely to someone exactly like her, completely who absolutely rarely ever went completely out of a dark, air-conditioned library!
"Well, how should I put it? A friend of mine has recently encountered some relationship problems and wants to ask for advice."
"Oh? Explain in detail, Sakuya, bring on the melon."
Patchouli instantly, violently woke entirely up exactly as if she had completely been struck entirely by high-voltage lightning! Remilia subtly, eagerly leaned completely forward, her bat wings twitching. Completely usually, exactly things entirely that miraculously start completely like exactly this are absolutely massive, incredibly juicy gossips, and they completely, obsessively love massive gossip!
Patchouli personally, eagerly handed exactly half a massive, chilled watermelon completely to Yuyuko, entirely then aggressively sat completely straight entirely up, violently ready entirely to listen absolutely attentively completely to the massive drama!
"My friend had some issues, and a guy took away all her friends. She was so bored that she ended up moving into his house."
"Mmm-hmm-hmm."
Sure completely enough, it's entirely the exact same old, predictable routine! The massive, calculating minds of the two vampires instantly went to work. The supposed 'friend' Yuyuko casually mentioned is completely, obviously entirely herself! Exactly after her best friend Yukari Yakumo was completely 'kidnapped' by the massive Stardew farm, she completely also tragically moved entirely into Leo's massive house! Absolutely everything makes complete, perfect logical sense, absolutely no mathematical problem!
"Then, as they spent more time together, my friend realized, hey, this guy is actually pretty good. We're all big monsters who've lived this long, you should understand some things, right? Finding a suitable person is such a difficult thing."
"Mmm, I understand."
Patchouli and Remilia aggressively, violently nodded their heads frantically, seamlessly exchanged massive, telepathic glances entirely to magically make absolutely sure they were completely thinking exactly the absolute same juicy thing, happily took a massive, juicy spoonful completely of sweet watermelon, and entirely then critically looked exactly at Yuyuko completely with an entirely different, incredibly conspiratorial expression!
"However, my friend's identity is a bit special, and he's a little embarrassed to go directly to him, afraid of being laughed at. So I'd like to ask if there's any way to get the guy to speak first."
Yuyuko innocently noticed the incredibly strange, blazing looks completely from the two aristocratic women, absolutely but completely didn't logically think entirely much completely of exactly it, innocently assuming exactly that Remilia and Patchouli completely had entirely already flawlessly guessed exactly who she was actively talking entirely about. Exactly after absolutely all, entirely only the arrogant Yukari perfectly fit the exact description, exactly so it completely would entirely be physically hard completely not entirely to guess!
Absolutely everything matches completely up! Their specific identities are completely special. Of completely course they are entirely special! Leo is a massive, abnormal human completely whose raw, physical abilities mathematically rival exactly those completely of a massive, Great Demon, and Yuyuko is a legendary, ancient spirit! Absolutely no problem!
I completely, absolutely never logically expected exactly you entirely to absolutely be completely like exactly this, Yuyuko!
"Understood. Give me a week to observe and we'll study it. I'll give you a specific plan after the sports meet."
Exactly at completely this massive moment, the sickly Patchouli immediately, violently channeled Hong Meiling's absolute, burning martial-arts personality! Exactly what frailty and sickly?! What an absolute joke! She absolutely wouldn't entirely rest completely in peace exactly until she actively, physically saw completely this massive, huge scoop completely with her entirely own physical eyes!
"Thank you for your help. I'll head back now."
Exactly with the massive matter completely, successfully settled, Yuyuko happily left completely with the massive half-watermelon. Remilia and Patchouli immediately, aggressively huddled completely together exactly like two scheming villains and violently whispered entirely to exactly each other, absolutely determined entirely to heavily enjoy completely this massive, juicy watermelon of gossip!
Two massive flowers bloom, exactly each entirely telling completely its entirely own massive story. Entirely on the absolute other side completely of the massive farm, Sakuya Izayoi entirely, quietly exactly arrived completely at the shaded place exactly where the exhausted horse racing girls were heavily resting.
"I'm sorry, Miss Sakuya, our chefs only have some knowledge of the kind of recipes you mentioned. As you know, we generally don't eat food that's too oily or salty. However, we do know something about similar Chinese recipes. These are the recipes our chefs just wrote down; you can take a look."
Symboli Rudolf heavily handed a massive few crisp sheets completely of paper directly to Sakuya entirely in a highly formal, corporate manner. Exactly at blazing noon, the desperate maid completely had quietly approached her entirely to actively ask completely about complex regional recipes. Rudolf completely had strictly asked the professional academy chefs completely who accompanied him, absolutely but absolutely none completely of them legally knew exactly how completely to actively cook authentic, heavy Chinese cuisine. Exactly if they completely did, they completely would entirely only legally make their entirely own massive, healthy modifications!
Helpless, Rudolf completely had absolutely no other massive choice entirely but completely to actively collect their closest written recipes and politely give them completely to her.
"Thank you for your help. If you need any assistance, feel free to come to the Scarlet Devil Mansion anytime."
Sakuya aggressively, violently accepted the massive recipes and heavily thanked them completely sincerely, clutching the papers exactly like forbidden magical scrolls! Exactly these recipes were her absolute, massive capitalist capital completely to actively turn her tragic life completely around! Meiling was completely, absolutely just a lazy nobody, entirely yet she violently dared entirely to actively try completely to defy her! Exactly once she perfectly learned exactly these heavy recipes, she completely would aggressively cook entirely for her exactly every single day until she surrendered!
Happy, peaceful times are absolutely always completely short-lived. Exactly after the massive farm stay activities completely ended, Rudolf completely, miraculously finally acted exactly like a biological human being and absolutely didn't strictly let the exhausted racehorse girls violently swim entirely back across the freezing ocean! Absolutely everyone happily, relievedly rode completely together entirely in the massive, swirling Gap opened completely by Yakumo Yukari and safely returned directly to Stardew Valley.
"Where's my piggy?!"
"My sheep is gone too!"
"My little chicks! Now all that's left are eggs."
Exactly when the massive swarm of little fairies happily returned entirely to the Grampton Plains, they violently discovered exactly that absolutely all the massive, edible animals were entirely, mysteriously gone! The absolute sky completely had tragically fallen entirely for the poor fairies, absolutely but exactly savoring the massive, lingering taste entirely in their mouths from the feast, they completely couldn't entirely even logically, genuinely cry completely anymore...
You completely smelled entirely so incredibly good completely over the fire, my friend!
Exactly seeing entirely that absolutely everyone's emotional mood was entirely, relatively completely stable exactly despite the culinary tragedy, the Great Fairy (Daiyousei) quickly, frantically announced the completely newly released, highly capitalist reward process completely for the Hero's Hut entirely to strictly prevent a massive riot!
"Everyone, the Food Fairy said that starting tomorrow, you can exchange your accumulated Hero Points for meat products like jerky at the Hero's Hut. You can also spend points to buy Gold Medals. As long as the animals wear Gold Medals, they won't be dragged away and killed by the evil Youmu. Everyone, work hard!"
Youmu Konpaku's massive, terrifying reputation completely among the little fairies is entirely so incredibly great exactly that it completely can entirely be legally said exactly that absolutely even a crying child completely can entirely be violently silenced exactly by her name! Absolutely whenever a little fairy actively misbehaves, the Great Fairy completely only logically needs entirely to aggressively say exactly that exactly if the fairy maliciously misbehaves entirely again, an absolute Evil Youmu completely will violently come and aggressively take completely away the fairy's massive animal, and the fairy completely will immediately, absolutely behave!
"For the gold medal!"
"To defeat the evil Youmu!"
"For the sake of eating meat!"
Youmu Konpaku, completely who was currently actively, heavily tending completely to the massive, smelly livestock shed entirely in the background, clearly heard the massive swarm of little fairies violently shouting aggressive slogans completely in the main farm, and her lips violently twitched completely with pure, absolute rage!
Completely now exactly that she was aggressively being actively called a massive, murderous villain completely by the propaganda machine, she aggressively remembered exactly that they were entirely, absolutely all actively eating her massive cooking completely with incredible gusto exactly at lunchtime! Exactly if they were entirely so incredibly, physically capable, they completely should absolutely not aggressively eat completely there entirely in the massive future!